End of the World!!!!!!

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[quote]TD54 wrote:
Someone tell me if they saw this on TV because i forgot about most of it…

Anyway, I remember seeing this TV show following a cult that believed the world was gonna end on a specific day. It was led by some man who was definitely sleeping with every girl in the cult (pretty smart huh?). This guy led his entire cult up to the top of a mountain to wait for the end of the world (this was all captured on video).

So the time passes when the world is supposed to end and instead of being like “WTF?,” they all start celebrating and walk back down the mountain… Unfuckingbelievable.[/quote]

Why?
You realize this trick worked with about 2 Billion christians?

“I’ll save you all.”
“Oh no, they killed him!”
“Wait, I say it’s part of the plan! Now get back in line.”

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How they calculated May 21st as Judgement Day:

Click on this link if you want to sleep but can’t bear the hassle of counting sheep. The Silmarillion was lighter reading than this.

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[quote]cryptik wrote:
Well at least we will get to see the new Pirates of the Caribbean before the world ends.[/quote]

LOL! Smoove.

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[quote]roybot wrote:
How they calculated May 21st as Judgement Day:

Click on this link if you want to sleep but can’t bear the hassle of counting sheep. The Silmarillion was lighter reading than this. [/quote]

Dude I tried to read the Silmarillion once. I skipped to the back- the last half of the book is a graphic porn novel, but no one has ever gotten that far reading through it.

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[quote]byukid wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
How they calculated May 21st as Judgement Day:

Click on this link if you want to sleep but can’t bear the hassle of counting sheep. The Silmarillion was lighter reading than this. [/quote]

Dude I tried to read the Silmarillion once. I skipped to the back- the last half of the book is a graphic porn novel, but no one has ever gotten that far reading through it.[/quote]

His calculations remind me of Jim Carrey’s movie the Number 23. Im very surprised he has followers.

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Personally, I think it is prudent to stock up on food and other necessities and HAVE A PLAN in the event that the shit hits the fan. I have several friends who have homesteads in rural Virginia who are completely self sufficient. I hooked up solar panels, batteries, generators and other redundant power supply systems for them. They have YEARS of food, water purifiers, guns and thousand of rounds of ammunition (some of which is cached secretly on their property). They have HAM radios and GIGS of reference material on hard drives stored inside insulated Faraday cages.
.[/quote]

You’re fucking serious? Shit, I dunno but maybe your friends have been watching too many fucking zombie movies. Thousands of rounds of ammunition? The space used to hold those guns and rounds could probably be put to better use, if in fact you were thinking about storage of survival necessities. Maybe they think the world will turn into some post-apocalyptic wasteland and they’ll have to fend off savages. Or maybe they’re just paranoid about the Chinese…

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[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Personally, I think it is prudent to stock up on food and other necessities and HAVE A PLAN in the event that the shit hits the fan. I have several friends who have homesteads in rural Virginia who are completely self sufficient. I hooked up solar panels, batteries, generators and other redundant power supply systems for them. They have YEARS of food, water purifiers, guns and thousand of rounds of ammunition (some of which is cached secretly on their property). They have HAM radios and GIGS of reference material on hard drives stored inside insulated Faraday cages.
.[/quote]

You’re fucking serious? Shit, I dunno but maybe your friends have been watching too many fucking zombie movies. Thousands of rounds of ammunition? The space used to hold those guns and rounds could probably be put to better use, if in fact you were thinking about storage of survival necessities. Maybe they think the world will turn into some post-apocalyptic wasteland and they’ll have to fend off savages. Or maybe they’re just paranoid about the Chinese… [/quote]

I’m not concerned with the apocalyptic stuff but it is a good idea to have extra food, water, med supplies etc. Should something like a natural disaster hit. Clearly you can’t always rely on the government to swoop in and take care of people. What if your city or state is cut off from the outside(including electricity and clean water) for a week or two? These kinds of situations happen.

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http://unfollowingjesus.com/video/judgment-day/

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[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
http://unfollowingjesus.com/video/judgment-day/[/quote]

Obviously, God will have decided to spare everyone until a later date.

By that time, money would have been made already.

Look at this crap:

http://postrapturepetcare.com/

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when the moon crosses the 11th equinox…

disapears omniously into fog

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I have to work that morning so if the world ends while I’m at work I’ll be super pissed.

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[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:
I have to work that morning so if the world ends while I’m at work I’ll be super pissed.[/quote]

Same here. And I have two weeks paid holiday starting next week so if God does come back and end the world he better hope I don’t find him

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Personally, I think it is prudent to stock up on food and other necessities and HAVE A PLAN in the event that the shit hits the fan. I have several friends who have homesteads in rural Virginia who are completely self sufficient. I hooked up solar panels, batteries, generators and other redundant power supply systems for them. They have YEARS of food, water purifiers, guns and thousand of rounds of ammunition (some of which is cached secretly on their property). They have HAM radios and GIGS of reference material on hard drives stored inside insulated Faraday cages.
.[/quote]

You’re fucking serious? Shit, I dunno but maybe your friends have been watching too many fucking zombie movies. Thousands of rounds of ammunition? The space used to hold those guns and rounds could probably be put to better use, if in fact you were thinking about storage of survival necessities. Maybe they think the world will turn into some post-apocalyptic wasteland and they’ll have to fend off savages. Or maybe they’re just paranoid about the Chinese… [/quote]

I’m not concerned with the apocalyptic stuff but it is a good idea to have extra food, water, med supplies etc. Should something like a natural disaster hit. Clearly you can’t always rely on the government to swoop in and take care of people. What if your city or state is cut off from the outside(including electricity and clean water) for a week or two? These kinds of situations happen.[/quote]

…and people underestimate the general public’s capacity to lose their heads in a crisis. Most people wouldn’t have a clue on how to act if something happened to disrupt the normal flow of their lives. The ensuing panic would actually escalate things pretty rapidly.

There was a fuel shortage in the U.K. a few years back and stores totally sold out on bread and milk because people were hoarding them in the belief that they wouldn’t be able to get to the store to top up. They created the shortage of bread and milk, not the fuel crisis.

Don’t ask why it was specifically bread and milk, presumably it was herd mentality at work.

This behaviour really isn’t the stuff of Hollywood. Look at how people conduct themselves in supermarket sales.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Personally, I think it is prudent to stock up on food and other necessities and HAVE A PLAN in the event that the shit hits the fan. I have several friends who have homesteads in rural Virginia who are completely self sufficient. I hooked up solar panels, batteries, generators and other redundant power supply systems for them. They have YEARS of food, water purifiers, guns and thousand of rounds of ammunition (some of which is cached secretly on their property). They have HAM radios and GIGS of reference material on hard drives stored inside insulated Faraday cages.
.[/quote]

You’re fucking serious? Shit, I dunno but maybe your friends have been watching too many fucking zombie movies. Thousands of rounds of ammunition? The space used to hold those guns and rounds could probably be put to better use, if in fact you were thinking about storage of survival necessities. Maybe they think the world will turn into some post-apocalyptic wasteland and they’ll have to fend off savages. Or maybe they’re just paranoid about the Chinese… [/quote]

I’m not concerned with the apocalyptic stuff but it is a good idea to have extra food, water, med supplies etc. Should something like a natural disaster hit. Clearly you can’t always rely on the government to swoop in and take care of people. What if your city or state is cut off from the outside(including electricity and clean water) for a week or two? These kinds of situations happen.[/quote]

…and people underestimate the general public’s capacity to lose their heads in a crisis. Most people wouldn’t have a clue on how to act if something happened to disrupt the normal flow of their lives. The ensuing panic would actually escalate things pretty rapidly.

There was a fuel shortage in the U.K. a few years back and stores totally sold out on bread and milk because people were hoarding them in the belief that they wouldn’t be able to get to the store to top up. They created the shortage of bread and milk, not the fuel crisis.

Don’t ask why it was specifically bread and milk, presumably it was herd mentality at work.

This behaviour really isn’t the stuff of Hollywood. Look at how people conduct themselves in supermarket sales. [/quote]

Ergo, people are idiots.

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[quote]RSGZ wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Personally, I think it is prudent to stock up on food and other necessities and HAVE A PLAN in the event that the shit hits the fan. I have several friends who have homesteads in rural Virginia who are completely self sufficient. I hooked up solar panels, batteries, generators and other redundant power supply systems for them. They have YEARS of food, water purifiers, guns and thousand of rounds of ammunition (some of which is cached secretly on their property). They have HAM radios and GIGS of reference material on hard drives stored inside insulated Faraday cages.
.[/quote]

You’re fucking serious? Shit, I dunno but maybe your friends have been watching too many fucking zombie movies. Thousands of rounds of ammunition? The space used to hold those guns and rounds could probably be put to better use, if in fact you were thinking about storage of survival necessities. Maybe they think the world will turn into some post-apocalyptic wasteland and they’ll have to fend off savages. Or maybe they’re just paranoid about the Chinese… [/quote]

I’m not concerned with the apocalyptic stuff but it is a good idea to have extra food, water, med supplies etc. Should something like a natural disaster hit. Clearly you can’t always rely on the government to swoop in and take care of people. What if your city or state is cut off from the outside(including electricity and clean water) for a week or two? These kinds of situations happen.[/quote]

…and people underestimate the general public’s capacity to lose their heads in a crisis. Most people wouldn’t have a clue on how to act if something happened to disrupt the normal flow of their lives. The ensuing panic would actually escalate things pretty rapidly.

There was a fuel shortage in the U.K. a few years back and stores totally sold out on bread and milk because people were hoarding them in the belief that they wouldn’t be able to get to the store to top up. They created the shortage of bread and milk, not the fuel crisis.

Don’t ask why it was specifically bread and milk, presumably it was herd mentality at work.

This behaviour really isn’t the stuff of Hollywood. Look at how people conduct themselves in supermarket sales. [/quote]

Ergo, people are idiots.[/quote]

…which segues very nicely back into why people believe crackpot predictions in the first place.

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So… I was looking on youtube and there is actually people who have given up their jobs and homes etc. in preparation for this… absolutely unbelievable. The stupidity of people is incredible. Tomorrow should be quite the day for these unfortunate souls…

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From what I saw on the news, tomorrow is just the beginning of the end. The real end of the world isn’t supposed to happen until sometime in October if I remmember correctly.

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[quote]fraggle wrote:
From what I saw on the news, tomorrow is just the beginning of the end. The real end of the world isn’t supposed to happen until sometime in October if I remmember correctly.

[/quote]

Its supposed to be the end for Christians - who will get saved - and then the rest of us suffer for 180-odd days.

LMAO!

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my buddies facebook status:

“Im excited for tomorrow. Christ might come back but if not, the new Pirates movie looks sick and flip-flops are $1 at Old Navy.”

LOL

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Can someone tell me what the correct answer is on religion, so I can quickly convert and not burn in hell? Rumor has it Mormon is the right choice. I just need the absolute correct answer. Please hurry the fuck up.