After an informal survey of unsolicited email, I have concluded that two biggest problems that our country faces are impotency and credit card debt. Luckily, there seem to be a huge number of online philanthopists willing to help those afflicted with these terrible conditions. My question is, with all of these people willing to help, why is there still a problem? Any thoughts?
Speak for yourself about that impotency bunk there Mr. Dick.
Uh, Michelle? You wanna take this one?
Hold on, lemme check…
Everything is in full working order.
And what is with those make you penis bigger ads?
Indeed. Indeed. Do those really work?
Yours Truly,
Bill
Funny and timely. Check out this week’s Onion.
I think the philanthropists are not exactly altruistic.
By the way, you must have your whole family on this forum. Is michelle your wife? I saw that LightandFluffy was your son. I keep encouraging my family to join the forum.