I eat in my car but it’s usually something I can manage with just one hand like a protein bar or somethin’.
in-n-out burgers on occasion. The challenge is not so much eating as it is unwrapping so you can eat. Animal style (the burger) is a no go in the car.
When I lived in Los Angeles I ate a giant pot of oatmeal off my lap while driving to work every morning. On the way home I’d drink a giant cup of Megamass 5000.
A few years ago on my wife’s birthday at lunch time I was heading out of the office to drive to a Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory about 25 miles away to get my wife one of those extravagant caramel apples. As I was leaving, the front office was having high end chinese food delivered for our lunch. When I got back with the caramel apple one of the guys said to me “It’s too bad you didn’t get any Gordy’s”. I told him I did and it was great. He asked how, I said while driving. He asked how, I said I just drove with my knees and showed him how I held the bowl up with one hand and used the chop sticks with the other.
Kids, don’t try this at home. It’s ok for me because I am highly skilled.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Veggie where is your steering wheel? [/quote]
I’m gonna go ahead and say that this photo was taken in Japan as they’re one of very few countries that the driver’s seat is on the right side and drive on the right side of the road. Hong Kong, China, and Taiwan all drive on the left side, if I’m not mistaken.
wow.
roadrage does not stop at the road.
It extends into threads like this.
Veggie, if you crashed into me while eating, i would be fine with that.
as long as you let me check out your fine ass while we exchange insurance info.
and, let me take you out for a sammich when we’re done.
I’m cool like that.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Veggie where is your steering wheel? [/quote]
That was clearly the appetizer.
I don’t find anything cute or entertaining about eating like this while you’re meant to be paying attention to what you’re doing. Like BC, we have fines for cell phone usage and texting while driving. I will freely admit I’m not the best driver around but I think most people overestimate their abilities.
It’s nice that you think you have the ability to eat with utensils and drive but I wouldn’t bet the welfare of everyone on the road around you on it.
Ive yet to see someone eat while driving with a fucking fork/spoon whatever… thank god. Ill flip your ass off if I’d saw you eating shit while driving, then hope you crash into a light pole.
You two are clearly jealous of my skills
I will eat junior size burgers (basically four to six bites) on the highway, only after I have reached cruising speed (drive a stick) and there is not traffic or weather issues.
Frau am steuer, Ungeheuer
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Veggie where is your steering wheel? [/quote]
That is what i was wondering too, may be she is sitting on the left hand side on a right hand drive… in that case a feast is most apprecieated…
Shit I would eat veggiestrong all the way to work and back if I could.
Felt this was appropriate. Saw a girl driving and reading today… After we shot this video i pulled beside her, honked at her, and then shook my head a mouthed “no” to her. She flipped me off… lol
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Thanks to all of the folks who posted… so glad that I never spend any time over here in GAL.
People are ridiculous. That’s the point. Yes, sometimes I eat things while I’m driving. And I take full responsibility for my actions.
Of course that wasn’t a picture of my car. DUH!
I only drink and drive so I’m good,right?
[quote]veggiestrong wrote:
Thanks to all of the folks who posted… so glad that I never spend any time over here in GAL.
People are ridiculous. That’s the point. Yes, sometimes I eat things while I’m driving. And I take full responsibility for my actions.
Of course that wasn’t a picture of my car. DUH![/quote]
chill, Darlin…you just found out that road rage extends far off the road in into the world of the interwebz~
BTW…I’d let you eat while you drive whenevers you want~
[quote]veggiestrong wrote:
Thanks to all of the folks who posted… so glad that I never spend any time over here in GAL.
People are ridiculous. That’s the point. Yes, sometimes I eat things while I’m driving. And I take full responsibility for my actions.
Of course that wasn’t a picture of my car. DUH![/quote]
Your statements is ridiculous. That’s like someone saying, “Yes, sometimes I drink and drive. And I take full responsibility for my actions.” Who cares if you take full responsibility. That doesn’t give you the right to put other people on the road at risk.
Sorry you found so many of the rational responses offensive. Did you think you’d get a free pass because you’re naked in your avatar?
If wonder if she gives head while she drives.