[quote]sam_sneed wrote:
Haha. That’s the way we talk in Jersey too. I always say “go by”. But then again people in Jersey say alot of stupid shit. The one that irks me is “close the light” and “open the light” when someone is asking you to turn on/off the lights.
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That’s how it’s said in french. They’re just doing a direct, and in our language, incorrect translation.
You know what I mean?
“…and what not” drives me insane.
I hate when people refer to the freeway or highway as “the 99” or “the 101”. It’s just 99 or 101. You don’t drive down “the Elm Street” do you?
“I’m just saying” drives me up the fucking wall!
It’s a cowardly way to disassociate what you say from, well, what you just said. Fucking cowards!
Let’s just agree to disagree. For some reason, even though this saying makes sense it drives me bananas. It just seems like an oxymoron!
I’m going to get my hairs cut.
Thanks, facebook for reminding me of this one. So many people have said to these poor souls, “which one?” when they said they were getting their haircut that they don’t know what the proper word is anymore.
[quote]RynoSmash wrote:
I’m going to get my hairs cut.
Thanks, facebook for reminding me of this one. So many people have said to these poor souls, “which one?” when they said they were getting their haircut that they don’t know what the proper word is anymore. [/quote]
I know a guy who always said he was going to “get his ears lowered” when he was going to get his hair cut.
I came up with a pretty glad saying yesterday. I used it in another forum, tell me what you guys think:
Opinions are like assholes: everybody’s got one, but some of them you wouldn’t come close to and others you’d come inside of.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I came up with a pretty glad saying yesterday. I used it in another forum, tell me what you guys think:
Opinions are like assholes: everybody’s got one, but some of them you wouldn’t come close to and others you’d come inside of.[/quote]
Nice. We should make sure this one catches on
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I came up with a pretty glad saying yesterday. I used it in another forum, tell me what you guys think:
Opinions are like assholes: everybody’s got one, but some of them you wouldn’t come close to and others you’d come inside of.[/quote]
That’s just aces
[quote]Eric 2.0 wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I came up with a pretty glad saying yesterday. I used it in another forum, tell me what you guys think:
Opinions are like assholes: everybody’s got one, but some of them you wouldn’t come close to and others you’d come inside of.[/quote]
Nice. We should make sure this one catches on[/quote]
Deck. We should make sure this one catches on.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I came up with a pretty glad saying yesterday. I used it in another forum, tell me what you guys think:
Opinions are like assholes: everybody’s got one, but some of them you wouldn’t come close to and others you’d come inside of.[/quote]
That’s just aces[/quote]
That’s just glad.
[quote]elano wrote:
Dammit, I fucking hate “It is what it is.” Seriously fuck you.
Also another one I’m guilty of is “no problem” when replying to someone who thanked you.[/quote]
I say no problem all the time. I just really like saying “You’re welcome.”
[quote]mementomori:
Defense wins championships. [/quote]
This one is actually pretty true.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
Moving forward…stabbbity stab stab! Ugh. Same with ‘At the end of the day’ unless you actually mean, at the end of the say.
I’m guilty of using ‘It is what it is.’ I just fits sometimes. Que sera sera works but expressions in other languages always strike me as pretentious. Plus I had a friend who was the most annoying person I’d ever known and she’s say it all the time, so I cringe when I hear it.[/quote]
Debra D’s body is spec, glad and/or deck and is certainly not fin.[/quote]
You’re really socializing that one aren’t you 
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
Moving forward…stabbbity stab stab! Ugh. Same with ‘At the end of the day’ unless you actually mean, at the end of the say.
I’m guilty of using ‘It is what it is.’ I just fits sometimes. Que sera sera works but expressions in other languages always strike me as pretentious. Plus I had a friend who was the most annoying person I’d ever known and she’s say it all the time, so I cringe when I hear it.[/quote]
Debra D’s body is spec, glad and/or deck and is certainly not fin.[/quote]
You’re really socializing that one aren’t you ;-)[/quote]
I’m trying darling, I’m trying…
As per Myth Buchanan’s request, I’m bumping this thread.
I forgot what’s in my OP, but I’d like to add:
Dream team.
Mastermind group.
Wealth building.
“I’ll try anything once.” (Usually used by women and perhaps one of the dumbest things one can say when describing themselves.)
“I take no shit.” (Good luck earning a living in this world or surviving in this world without taking some shit."
“I’m not doing that. I won’t eat shit.” (Then don’t work.)
And although I love women dearly, I’d like to add the en vogue terms used by them as of late that make no sense and/or are sickening and dumb and complete turnoffs to most men.
“I have a strong personality. This scares/intimidates men.” (This sounds like no fun. And uh… who cares? And what does this have to do with boinking each other?)
“I’m independent. This scares/intimidates men.” (At 25+ years old, most human beings are independent. Does this make all of us scary?)
“I have some accomplishments under my belt. This scares/intimidates men.” (So you finished school and got a job. Very scary!)
“I know what I want and how to get it.” (Yeah, sure.)
“I want a man who knows what he wants and how to get it.” (This describes me. I awoke today and wanted an egg white omelet, which I know how to make. So by definition, I’m a man who knows what he wants and how to get it.)
“I’m selective.” (Perhaps this is why you don’t get laid.)
“I’m picky.” (Perhaps this is why you don’t get laid.)
“I’m strong willed.” (Who cares?)
“I’m always with my family.” (Congratulations for never leaving the nursery.)
“Friends and family come first.” (Good luck getting laid.)
“Strategic planning.” Who besdies a moron or careless person comes up with a non-strategic plan?
“Crisis communications.” (Bullshitting (lying to) the public during a crisis.)
“Reputation management.”
Too big to fail
Hope and Change
Yes we can
Change we can beleive in
Social justice
level the playing field
redistibution of wealth
politics of the past
fundimentally transform America
wall street fat cats
and any thing else this socialist prick has to say
“Think big!”
“Pursuit of excellence.”
“Write down your goals.”
CRISIS- It seems like everything is a crisis to theese people, or at least they try to make it look like one.