
I’ve always gotten hey bro you play football, or steroidz or all that BS before.
Yesterday however was the first time in my life that I actually recieved a few comments that really opened my eyes to how people see me when I am out and I am glad that I am on the right track to swoleness and I am at the point where I am comfortable enough to say “I’m big”. I obviously strive to be Ronnie Coleman big, but that doesn’t mean the stages prior you can’t be big either.
I started the night off at a local bar and a guy spills his drink on me, and I am nice guy so whatever but this kid was so terrified that I probably could have told him to kiss my shoes and he would have gladly. Anyways he bought me two beers.
I next get approached by some dude and he asks me if I fight MMA, and I told him yeah man I do, and he begins talking to me and asking about my fighting style etc., gladly says that I’d kick his ass and then he’s like how old are you bro, I’m like 20 and this dude was in shock. Anyways we talked lifting etc., and then I left.
Leaving I talked to the bouncers who said I could come by on Monday if I was interested in a job.
Went to the club and I guess there were a lot football players there and they assumed I was on of them, again I got some compliments and free drinks because I was pretending to be on the team.
I go to this club a lot and the bouncing staff loves me there too, although it’s a pretty shitty place so I wouldn’t want to work there but they know I’m there to help if shit gets rowdy.
To top things off, I am dancing with some chick and I go to grab some drinks and this kid asks me the same question someone asked me earlier, “do you fight MMA bro?” Again I say yes, Jiu Jitsu and he goes who do you train with, I know every trainer on the Island, I say Benny Benis (Benny Benassi was the artist of the song that was playing and the only name I could think of to make up) so I am dying laughing and this kid literally believed everyword I said and bought me 3 fucking shots. So I am dumbfounded with how I spent 80 bucks last night when I drank for free all besides a couple beers.
O random aside, some kid out of nowhere passes me a bowl, and lets me smoke up with him.
Anyways, never been more fucked up in my life and never recieved more compliments about my size, apparent MMA background, playing football, and being a youngin’…Hahaha, maybe wearing this shirt had something to do with it.