[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
similar story…
gym goer - So how do you get big. what do you eat? roids? (smugly laughs to self)
me - after each workout I eat an orphan child.
gym goer - …dude…what?..thats a terrible thing to say
me - (shrugs and returns to deadlift)[/quote]
Very well done!!
Today:
Guy passing me in opposite direction on stairs: “Make way, ‘arms’ coming through”
Me: ignores stupidity…considering I have no clue who he is[/quote]
The free weight area at U of A is not very large, and the last week me and my “group” (as the other powerlifters are called) were reprimanded for “things we had been saying.” I pressed the guy in charge for what the complaints were, and I quote, “some of the elderly and teachers have said yall are too loud and intense, and it disrupts their workouts.”
[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
similar story…
gym goer - So how do you get big. what do you eat? roids? (smugly laughs to self)
me - after each workout I eat an orphan child.
gym goer - …dude…what?..thats a terrible thing to say
me - (shrugs and returns to deadlift)[/quote]
You shrug AND deadlift in the same workout? No wonder you need to eat children.[/quote]
I have found that orphans who have been at the orphanage the longest contain the most lean protein and BCAA’s[/quote]
Be careful though… it’s bad for your kidneys. Plus you can only absorb 21.38 grams of protein per sitting. So you’ll have to keep standing up after each child you eat.
[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
similar story…
gym goer - So how do you get big. what do you eat? roids? (smugly laughs to self)
me - after each workout I eat an orphan child.
gym goer - …dude…what?..thats a terrible thing to say
me - (shrugs and returns to deadlift)[/quote]
You shrug AND deadlift in the same workout? No wonder you need to eat children.[/quote]
I have found that orphans who have been at the orphanage the longest contain the most lean protein and BCAA’s[/quote]
Be careful though… it’s bad for your kidneys. Plus you can only absorb 21.38 grams of protein per sitting. So you’ll have to keep standing up after each child you eat.
[/quote]
When bulking, go for fat orphans. They are rare, but provide oh so many needed omega-3’s.
[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
similar story…
gym goer - So how do you get big. what do you eat? roids? (smugly laughs to self)
me - after each workout I eat an orphan child.
gym goer - …dude…what?..thats a terrible thing to say
me - (shrugs and returns to deadlift)[/quote]
You shrug AND deadlift in the same workout? No wonder you need to eat children.[/quote]
I have found that orphans who have been at the orphanage the longest contain the most lean protein and BCAA’s[/quote]
Be careful though… it’s bad for your kidneys. Plus you can only absorb 21.38 grams of protein per sitting. So you’ll have to keep standing up after each child you eat.
[/quote]
When bulking, go for fat orphans. They are rare, but provide oh so many needed omega-3’s.[/quote]
Only if they’re free range and grass fed though right?
[quote]powerful01 wrote:
Random person: What do you take, Steroids?
Me: No, Cannibalism!
Random person: Nice talking to you.[/quote]
similar story…
gym goer - So how do you get big. what do you eat? roids? (smugly laughs to self)
me - after each workout I eat an orphan child.
gym goer - …dude…what?..thats a terrible thing to say
me - (shrugs and returns to deadlift)[/quote]
You shrug AND deadlift in the same workout? No wonder you need to eat children.[/quote]
I have found that orphans who have been at the orphanage the longest contain the most lean protein and BCAA’s[/quote]
Be careful though… it’s bad for your kidneys. Plus you can only absorb 21.38 grams of protein per sitting. So you’ll have to keep standing up after each child you eat.
[/quote]
When bulking, go for fat orphans. They are rare, but provide oh so many needed omega-3’s.[/quote]
“Son,you oughta work out your brain more than your body”
“Thats not functtional strength!”
“So,do you drink Ensure before you workout?”
“I hope you dont get too big,I dont want to wipe your ass for you”
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
“Son,you oughta work out your brain more than your body”
[/quote]
Love the indirect insult, I probably would’ve snapped at whomever said that to me.
[/quote]
I would too…if I had any other source of income. Where else am i going to get health insurance and pays 11.50 an hour?
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
“Son,you oughta work out your brain more than your body”
[/quote]
Love the indirect insult, I probably would’ve snapped at whomever said that to me.
[/quote]
I would too…if I had any other source of income. Where else am i going to get health insurance and pays 11.50 an hour? [/quote]
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
“Son,you oughta work out your brain more than your body”
[/quote]
Love the indirect insult, I probably would’ve snapped at whomever said that to me.
[/quote]
I would too…if I had any other source of income. Where else am i going to get health insurance and pays 11.50 an hour? [/quote]
Um, a lot of places?[/quote]
But dude, its 11.50 AN HOUR. plus free cheese on sundays
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
“Son,you oughta work out your brain more than your body”
[/quote]
Love the indirect insult, I probably would’ve snapped at whomever said that to me.
[/quote]
I would too…if I had any other source of income. Where else am i going to get health insurance and pays 11.50 an hour? [/quote]
Um, a lot of places?[/quote]
starbucks… i mean if you’re into that sort of thing
I’m in line to order coffee the other day with 3 buddies (kind of) of mine(whom do not train)
dude 1: Mel, your arms are fucking DISGUSTING…obviously you’ve been going to the gym.
me: yes I do.
dude 1: No but really, that’s gross.
me: thanks …
dude 2: holy shit Mel, that’s seriously gross.
dude 3: yeah um that’s pretty manly.
me: great.
dude 1: yeah so I’ve been going to the gym for about 2 week snow.
me: COOL.
then later via internet…
dude 3: SO are you really self-conscious about your fitness?
me: not at all. However, if I wanted a serious opinion about my physique, I would ask a fellow bodybuilder.
dude 3: Wow, ouch.
When I started lifting a little over two years ago I went from 135 to like 155 in the first 6 months. Some kid who dropped out of community college and still hangs out with the highschoolers said to me “You may get muscles but that doesn’t mean you can fight!” I just walked away. It was like he felt threatened and had to attempt to demean me.
This thread is classic. I got an a disagreement with one of the higher ups at work one day. The next day I was informed by one of the group leaders who was at a meeting held by the bosses that I need to stop taking steroids, because people are afraid of my having roid rage. Because of course anyone who touches a weight is clearly on steriods.
I’m a small guy by this sites standards so I can only imagine how rough it must be for someone like Prof. X to put up with peoples lame remarks.