Drunken Fights (Interesting Story)

[quote]heavythrower wrote:

everybody is a bad-ass on the internet. i actually took boxing lessons and trained at a boxing gym for a year, and what i learned there was that 19 year old mexican kids, that had been boxing since they could crawl, that i outweighed by 70lbs, COULD KICK MY ASS. lol

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Haha. Yhat is so fucking true.

One of those very meaningful lessons in life.

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck happened here. I simply posted a ridiculous long message at 6 am after the whole thing went down, which now looking back at it, I myself am too lazy to read. But apparently all you badasses read it and commented with 5 fucking pages in 2 days? Are we serious with this? 5 pages? The only reason I wrote this is because I was bored after the scuffle and had a beer to finish, and this is the result?

Haha, then some hick from texas calls me a cake? What the fuck does that even mean dude? I’d rather be a cake than fuck bulls. Sweet cowboy hat btw.

Then there is like 3 pages of people comparing clemson to other schools, some douche talking about charging 350/hr. LOL! Dude, 350/hr. in atlanta where I am from makes you an ambulance chaser. My dad charges more than double that, and my uncle that does admiralty law charges about 1500/hr. So now you look like a fucking idiot.

I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.

I have known about this site since about 04. I joined the forum in july to see if maybe talking to people on here could offer even more insight on lifting questions. The answer is no, no they can’t, took me a week to figure that out. So now I use this board as a means to hilarity and piss people off because it brings me joy, especially when it is men in their 30s and 40s. So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys in their 20s constantly starting threads about how to do fucking shrugs. I am better than everyone on this board, people do not like me, clearly, but everyone creams their fucking pants when I make a new thread.

Anyway, my roommate moved out yesterday and I had the carpets steam cleaned today. What do you assholes think about that, huh? My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.[/quote]

This post pretty much sums up the thread.

JD, so you work at 356? Do you know Bishop and Jordan?

actually I transferred here from UGA. UGA’s econ department was too easy and going to UGA was the same thing as going to high school, it was everyone I knew, only in athens, so I wanted a change of scenery. As I said before, grades don’t mean shit, it is who you know, as I told you before. Clemson is one of the most beautiful places i’ve ever scene and would not trade it for anything, except for notre dame.

BTW, since you know so much about atlanta, you would know that buckhead is garbage and for poor people.

I also wish i had hardwood floors =\

[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck happened here. I simply posted a ridiculous long message at 6 am after the whole thing went down, which now looking back at it, I myself am too lazy to read. But apparently all you badasses read it and commented with 5 fucking pages in 2 days? Are we serious with this? 5 pages? The only reason I wrote this is because I was bored after the scuffle and had a beer to finish, and this is the result?

Haha, then some hick from texas calls me a cake? What the fuck does that even mean dude? I’d rather be a cake than fuck bulls. Sweet cowboy hat btw.

Then there is like 3 pages of people comparing clemson to other schools, some douche talking about charging 350/hr. LOL! Dude, 350/hr. in atlanta where I am from makes you an ambulance chaser. My dad charges more than double that, and my uncle that does admiralty law charges about 1500/hr. So now you look like a fucking idiot.

I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.

I have known about this site since about 04. I joined the forum in july to see if maybe talking to people on here could offer even more insight on lifting questions. The answer is no, no they can’t, took me a week to figure that out. So now I use this board as a means to hilarity and piss people off because it brings me joy, especially when it is men in their 30s and 40s. So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys in their 20s constantly starting threads about how to do fucking shrugs. I am better than everyone on this board, people do not like me, clearly, but everyone creams their fucking pants when I make a new thread.

Anyway, my roommate moved out yesterday and I had the carpets steam cleaned today. What do you assholes think about that, huh? My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.

This post pretty much sums up the thread.

JD, so you work at 356? Do you know Bishop and Jordan?[/quote]

Nah, I don’t work at 356, I used to work out in anderson and places like TJ whispers, Andrew’s, etc. But those bikers are ridiculous, so now I work at griffins. They pay a lot more, and there is a lot less shit to deal with. Plus it is walking distance from my place, which means after a night of working, and by working i mean drinking, i can do log rolls on my way home instead of having to drive from anderson.

Interesting story. I side with the bartender. Sounds like your roommate needs to reevaluate his sense of humor. I’ve wanted to beat some peoples asses for some tasteless jokes made at me. Yes they were totally joking but some humor in inappropriate.

I was working on a construction site right after 911 as a trimmer (another word for a finish carpenter). This one painter with an IQ of 70 kept calling me a Trimmorist cause I look like I could be from the middle east even though I’m all from Northern European decent.

This dude kept saying it and he was totally joking but I wanted to cram a splintery cedar 4x4 up his ass and nail a board over his big mouth. Tell your roommate to grow up and next time let your bartender friend beat his ass.

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
I think you guys are missing an important piece of information, i did not take down my buddy to defend my roommate, i did it because he literally turned into the hulk. He was flipping the fuck out and i had to snap him back to reality because he was going to kill someone.

You took down the hulk. You must be fucking HYOOOOGGEEEE.

i love when you post because i get to post this picture of you. You are the definition of a hardass.[/quote]

And your pics are where super swoll guy?

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck happened here. I simply posted a ridiculous long message at 6 am after the whole thing went down, which now looking back at it, I myself am too lazy to read. But apparently all you badasses read it and commented with 5 fucking pages in 2 days? Are we serious with this? 5 pages? The only reason I wrote this is because I was bored after the scuffle and had a beer to finish, and this is the result?

Haha, then some hick from texas calls me a cake? What the fuck does that even mean dude? I’d rather be a cake than fuck bulls. Sweet cowboy hat btw.

Then there is like 3 pages of people comparing clemson to other schools, some douche talking about charging 350/hr. LOL! Dude, 350/hr. in atlanta where I am from makes you an ambulance chaser. My dad charges more than double that, and my uncle that does admiralty law charges about 1500/hr. So now you look like a fucking idiot.

I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.

I have known about this site since about 04. I joined the forum in july to see if maybe talking to people on here could offer even more insight on lifting questions. The answer is no, no they can’t, took me a week to figure that out. So now I use this board as a means to hilarity and piss people off because it brings me joy, especially when it is men in their 30s and 40s. So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys in their 20s constantly starting threads about how to do fucking shrugs. I am better than everyone on this board, people do not like me, clearly, but everyone creams their fucking pants when I make a new thread.

Anyway, my roommate moved out yesterday and I had the carpets steam cleaned today. What do you assholes think about that, huh? My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.

This post pretty much sums up the thread.

JD, so you work at 356? Do you know Bishop and Jordan?

Nah, I don’t work at 356, I used to work out in anderson and places like TJ whispers, Andrew’s, etc. But those bikers are ridiculous, so now I work at griffins. They pay a lot more, and there is a lot less shit to deal with. Plus it is walking distance from my place, which means after a night of working, and by working i mean drinking, i can do log rolls on my way home instead of having to drive from anderson.

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Im not familiar with Griffins, where is that?

[quote]TJN713 wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
A bunch of useless crap.

With that hourly rate you claim daddy is charging his clients, Clemson was the best school they could bribe your stupid ass into? Your family must be so proud of you.

Come to think of it, that’s probably why they are hiding you in the middle of Nowheresville, SC. Good way to avoid those embarrassing questions from their Buckhead neighbors.[/quote]

God you are a whiny little bitch aren’t you?

This is how our entire argument has gone

TJN: CLEMSON SUCKSS!!
SH and myself: Well, actually, facts

See, your entire argument has been nothing but a strawman beset with red herrings. You created this argument out of nowhere just to say “look at how smart I am I went to a better school I must be smarter you’re dumb.” You have proven nothing.

Nobody is impressed with you. You actually only did this because you had no reply to what was said to you in another thread, “The Gym Rules.” Now you are taking this “clemsux” thing into another thread. It consumes you. You are pathetic.

[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
TJN713 wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
A bunch of useless crap.

With that hourly rate you claim daddy is charging his clients, Clemson was the best school they could bribe your stupid ass into? Your family must be so proud of you.

Come to think of it, that’s probably why they are hiding you in the middle of Nowheresville, SC. Good way to avoid those embarrassing questions from their Buckhead neighbors.

God you are a whiny little bitch aren’t you?

This is how our entire argument has gone

TJN: CLEMSON SUCKSS!!
SH and myself: Well, actually, facts

See, your entire argument has been nothing but a strawman beset with red herrings. You created this argument out of nowhere just to say “look at how smart I am I went to a better school I must be smarter you’re dumb.” You have proven nothing.

Nobody is impressed with you. You actually only did this because you had no reply to what was said to you in another thread, “The Gym Rules.” Now you are taking this “clemsux” thing into another thread. It consumes you. You are pathetic.[/quote]

Um, pretty sure I have never posted in “The Gym Rules” thread. To my knowledge. I may be drunk, and you may be right, but I’m pretty sure it’s probably somebody else who has had enough of you Clemson retards and the high level of discourse you all bring to these boards.

Anyway. I did go to a better school than you. Sorry, but your own damn source confirms that. Pretty much the only fact I need to prove me right. Of course, I am trying to explain the obvious to a retard over the internet, which pretty much makes me a retard by association.

Don’t you guys have a “dip-off” to attend at the Rec-Plex or something? I mean, what the hell else is there to do in that shithole on a Wednesday night?

[quote]TJN713 wrote:
FlavaDave wrote:
TJN713 wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
A bunch of useless crap.

With that hourly rate you claim daddy is charging his clients, Clemson was the best school they could bribe your stupid ass into? Your family must be so proud of you.

Come to think of it, that’s probably why they are hiding you in the middle of Nowheresville, SC. Good way to avoid those embarrassing questions from their Buckhead neighbors.

God you are a whiny little bitch aren’t you?

This is how our entire argument has gone

TJN: CLEMSON SUCKSS!!
SH and myself: Well, actually, facts

See, your entire argument has been nothing but a strawman beset with red herrings. You created this argument out of nowhere just to say “look at how smart I am I went to a better school I must be smarter you’re dumb.” You have proven nothing.

Nobody is impressed with you. You actually only did this because you had no reply to what was said to you in another thread, “The Gym Rules.” Now you are taking this “clemsux” thing into another thread. It consumes you. You are pathetic.

Um, pretty sure I have never posted in “The Gym Rules” thread. To my knowledge. I may be drunk, and you may be right, but I’m pretty sure it’s probably somebody else who has had enough of you Clemson retards and the high level of discourse you all bring to these boards.

Anyway. I did go to a better school than you. Sorry, but your own damn source confirms that. Pretty much the only fact I need to prove me right. Of course, I am trying to explain the obvious to a retard over the internet, which pretty much makes me a retard by association.

Don’t you guys have a “dip-off” to attend at the Rec-Plex or something? I mean, what the hell else is there to do in that shithole on a Wednesday night?
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Are you even familiar with what red herring and straw man arguments are?

And seriously, you claim to have not posted in “The Gym Rules”? Ridiculous.

[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
TJN713 wrote:
FlavaDave wrote:
TJN713 wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
A bunch of useless crap.

With that hourly rate you claim daddy is charging his clients, Clemson was the best school they could bribe your stupid ass into? Your family must be so proud of you.

Come to think of it, that’s probably why they are hiding you in the middle of Nowheresville, SC. Good way to avoid those embarrassing questions from their Buckhead neighbors.

God you are a whiny little bitch aren’t you?

This is how our entire argument has gone

TJN: CLEMSON SUCKSS!!
SH and myself: Well, actually, facts

See, your entire argument has been nothing but a strawman beset with red herrings. You created this argument out of nowhere just to say “look at how smart I am I went to a better school I must be smarter you’re dumb.” You have proven nothing.

Nobody is impressed with you. You actually only did this because you had no reply to what was said to you in another thread, “The Gym Rules.” Now you are taking this “clemsux” thing into another thread. It consumes you. You are pathetic.

Um, pretty sure I have never posted in “The Gym Rules” thread. To my knowledge. I may be drunk, and you may be right, but I’m pretty sure it’s probably somebody else who has had enough of you Clemson retards and the high level of discourse you all bring to these boards.

Anyway. I did go to a better school than you. Sorry, but your own damn source confirms that. Pretty much the only fact I need to prove me right. Of course, I am trying to explain the obvious to a retard over the internet, which pretty much makes me a retard by association.

Don’t you guys have a “dip-off” to attend at the Rec-Plex or something? I mean, what the hell else is there to do in that shithole on a Wednesday night?

Are you even familiar with what red herring and straw man arguments are?

And seriously, you claim to have not posted in “The Gym Rules”? Ridiculous.[/quote]

Son, I’m an attorney. I am well aware of red herrings and straw men. I have trafficked in neither in the course of this discussion.

And seriously, I HAVE NOT POSTED IN THE GYM RULES. Go re-read that damn, mind numbing thread. I just did for the first time, and am dumber for the experience. You have me confused for someone else.

dave, johnny cockran here posted in the stop your crying thread, which is essentially the same thing.

My bad. That would be the source of his butt-hurt.

[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
My bad. That would be the source of his butt-hurt.[/quote]

Actually, no. I made one comment in that circle jerk (seems your butt buddy JD starts a lot of those) and no one even acknowledged it. Certainly had no reason to run here, three weeks later.

I dare saw you have created a red herring here yourself. Pretending I ran and hid from a post in a forum I never made, only to come here and exact my revenge? Hence my “butthurt?” Jesus, you guys are so homocentric. Gay guys aren’t as obsessed with anal sex as you clowns are.

I would applaud you for your keen grasp of irony, but I realize you have no understanding of the concept. Seriously, your avatar is a picture of a 17 year old girl. And you display her proudly and unironically. Perhaps some day your mad skillz will land you her younger sister. If you get her good and drunk.

Listen. I am now officially bored with you and your weak ass friends. Anybody on these forums with any credibility all think you and your leader JD are a bunch of trolls and wannabees. Go back to your vo-tech masquerading as a University, learn how to change oil real good, and maybe, just maybe, that vaunted Clemson alumni job placement program can get you a job at Jiffy-Lube changing my oil some day.

I know it’s a long shot, but dare to dream, FlavaDave, dare to dream!

lol while all the hollow teasing is just silly

TJ
“Son, I’m an attorney. I am well aware of red herrings and straw men. I have trafficked in neither in the course of this discussion.”

wow. haha im going to have to assume because ur a lawyer u also know to constantly lie… because if u believe this statement is true than i dont believe u r a lawyer

not to mention the majority of ur posts aren’t even arguments… they are simply insults which u perceive to be clever

Lets set the record straight. The original argument of yours was that Clemson was a mediocre or par university. If that’s incorrect then clear yourself up because that’s the impression you gave with your…words.

Your red herrings are all of your attempts to switch the conversation over to anything that doesn’t have to do with this subject. Clemson’s football team, nightlife, etc, and most recently my taste in women (isn’t your avatar just Kim Kardashian before butt implants? she would be hot if it weren’t for that face)

After we showed you, statistically, that Clemson is indeed well above par (ranked somewhere around 25.5%) you straw manned your way into a “my schools were better than your school.” Which in all honesty mean about as much as a zip lock bag full of urine. Actually, the bag of urine probably means more since I’d be worried that you might throw it at me. You see, it’s a straw man because no one ever claimed that it wasn’t true. You brought this point up and started defending even though no one attacked it. You created a new argument position for the Clemson scholars. That of “our uni is better than yours.” The key here in establishing that this is a straw man is that its easy for you to tear that argument to pieces.

You are a poor arguer.

[quote]TJN713 wrote:
Anybody on these forums with any credibility all think you and your leader JD are a bunch of trolls and wannabees.[/quote]

Another logical fallacy. One who’s proper name I don’t remember. These fallacies are the entirety of your position.

lol this is so pointless… can i guess his response…

“You know i already said i was bored with this thread and i never cared about making an argument to begin with. i really just wanted to get a rise out of u which i did… chill out …blah blah gas pumping, blah blah clemson sux… so basically im a big pussy who copped out b/c i realized i lost the argument”

ok so maybe he wont say the last part but im guessing this is pretty accurate…

TJ ill take ur lack of response as a concession

also judging by the length of ur final post it is obvious to everyone that u are not in fact bored with this thread

wow you homos are still going on about this?