smooth round dark mound of tasty latina ass-flesh jiggling to and fro over and over and over…
huh? what was that?
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
StevenF wrote:
What is with all these homos bragging about the college they go to?
Because that is the full extent of their universe.
I’m just a crazed Alumni.
Alumnus, which is even more pathetic.
Oh no I misspelled something, shocker! Lol for calling yourself a Tool you sure can’t take a joke.[/quote]
awesome… the first time ive ever seen this non-confrontational motherfucker say something insulting on here
[quote]TKL wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
So I was working tonight at the bar in Clemson. Clemson this time of year is more of a ghost town than the movie I am legend and the only people that really come out are huge drunk asses. So anyway, we close up my bar early and then move to a different bar and stay there until about 2 am. Afterwards we go to my buddy’s apartment not too far away. At my buddy’s apartment it is me, my buddy who is a bartender at my bar, his gf, his buddy, my roommate, and my other buddy whose apartment it is.
Well my roommate is an extreme jokester with a really dry sense of humor and for about a month he has been fucking around with my buddy who is the bartender making jokes about his gf and hitting on her, etc. Mind you, this is completely a joke, if you knew him, or had a sense of humor you would think it is a joke.
So a month of my roommate making ridiculous comments to my buddy and his gf go by. So tonight we end up at my buddy’s apartment, and my buddy’s roommate had been going on for a good bit of the night back at my buddy’s apartment about my other buddy’s gf. Well at the end of the night my buddy goes to the bathroom and my roommate keeps jawing about him and her, completely joking. So I get up to go to the bathroom and my one buddy corners me in the bathroom and starts going off about my roommate. So I tell him to settle down, nothing is happening, he is kidding, etc.
So the end of the night comes, and my bartender buddy’s gf is going to drive us home. So I am talking to my buddy, and the next thing I know, his gf is in the driver seat with my roommate in the passenger seat. So we both see this and I am like oh shit, here we go. So my bartender buddy goes marching over to the driver side and drags my roommate out and throws him into the back and my roommate is just laughing, still thinking that they understand that it is a joke, etc. So I am like, alright, cool, just avoided a big bomb.
So we all get in the car, my bartender buddy in the passenger seat and his gf driving while me and my roommate are in the back seat (I am behind his gf, and my roommate is behind the bartender). So the whole way home, it looks like my bartender friend is asleep, and while it looks like he is asleep, my roommate just keeps talking to the gf, dissing the bartender, etc. Now mind you, if you actually knew my roommate, you would completely dismiss it, which is what my bartender friends should have done because he know my roommate by now, he is a complete joker.
So we finally get back to my place, and my roommate gets out of the car and thanks my buddy the bartender’s gf for the ride and starts walking towards out door, well my buddy the bartender had been faking being asleep the whole time, so when my roommate gets out of the car and starts walking towards to the door, so does my buddy the bartender and starts chasing him. So my roommate thinks he is joking around and he just starts running in circles because he is fast and elusive. Finally, the gf says, hey, he is not kidding, he is trying to beat his ass. So I am like oh, shit, so I get out of the car and go tackle my bartender friend. I am completely mounted on him, and my roommate finally realizes he is not kidding.
So he starts to apologize and I yell at him to get back inside our place. Meanwhile, my bartender friend is freaking out and getting more pissed I am on top of him, but if I let him go, he will kill my roommate. So he is struggling and holding him down is not stopping his adrenaline, so I have both of my thumbs in his adams apple and I am picking his head up off of the ground and slamming it on the concrete of the parking lot until I finally roll him over and have his arms locked behind him with his hands behind my knees (we are both on our sides on the ground in a parking lot by now).
So after about ten minutes I let him go and I feel bad that I had to do so much physical damage to a friend to stop what would have been an all out brawl. So then he begins to tell me how fucked up it was that my roommate would talk all this shit to her and hit on her, and make him look like shit, etc. for about a month. I told him he was just kidding and if someone told him, he would stop completely, but everyone played it off as them realizing it was a joke, so I view it as being their fault because they did not express their feelings towards the situation to him explicitly.
Now normally I would understand where my bartender friend is coming from, if you have been dating a girl for a while, then that is a sort of bond that should not be fucked with; however, he gets annoyed and fed up with her all the time. He also states that their relationship will not last, etc. So it basically is not that solid. Added to this is the fact that my roommate has a ridiculous sense of humor that consists of making fun of/belittling everyone.
So, aside from the complete hilarity of this situation, who would you side with, what do you think was right? Who do you think was right? Should I have stopped them? Any other input.
Anyway, I thought this was a ridiculous situation and thought you guyes would enjoy it.
too long, didn’t read.
Sorry.[/quote]
voted most unnecessary response of entire thread
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
sen say wrote:
You all do realize none of this actually happened, right ?
Yes sir, I do. It’s pretty obvious hotcarla and jd fancy themselves pretty witty fellers and enjoy being a little provocative and instigating and then laugh and stroke each other on everyones responses. I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.
D[/quote]
voted most hilarious response of the entire thread
this seriously had me in tears
[quote]sen say wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.
D
I only have 2 things to say before I get goaded into saying something else:
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I’m guessing late Teens.
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I miss your old avatar.[/quote]
im 22
[quote]HotCarl28 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
sen say wrote:
You all do realize none of this actually happened, right ?
Yes sir, I do. It’s pretty obvious hotcarla and jd fancy themselves pretty witty fellers and enjoy being a little provocative and instigating and then laugh and stroke each other on everyones responses. I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.
D
voted most hilarious response of the entire thread
this seriously had me in tears [/quote]
"Now if there’s a smile on my face,
it’s only there tryin’ to fool the public,
but when it comes down to foolin’ you;
Now honey, that’s quite a different subject.
Now there’s some sad things known to man,
but ain’t too much sadder than
the tears of a clown
when there’s no one around."
Glad you got a laugh out of it Carl.
Take it easy,
D
I think garth and wayne…I mean HotCarla and JD are one and the same !!
And I’m still not buying he/they are 22 and in college…
[quote]TJN713 wrote:
Clemson (#67 Nationally on your list)
Live by a stupid list, die by a stupid list.[/quote]
67th out of 262 universities, both public and private.
Clemtech, rite?
[quote]heavythrower wrote:
good post, i washoping somebody would say something like this before i could.
to the OP: you “mounted” him? so not only are you implying you are some sort of bouncer(wow, we are impressed), but you do MMA?
wow, even more impressed. you and BALBOS should get together and clean up all these one horse towns with your ultimate bad-assitude.
[/quote]
LOL Bro. Two of the most amusing (to me) contemporary developments in our lives are the popularity of MMA and Poker. The end result is the same: Guys watch MMA and now think they can fight. I’ve taught more than a few over the years that they cannot fight.
Poker’s popularity can largely be traced to the World Series and the hole cam. The result? A whole bunch of people, of all ages and walks of life, watch poker and think they can play. And about twice a month, I’m down in AC proving they can’t :).
By the way - saw some of your recent vids - nice work. What state you in ya big silver back emeffer! We’d be perfect training partners.
Steve
You were wrong for taking a side, which you should never do when your friends are fighting.
The joker buddy is a dick for hitting on someone else’s girl. He deserves to get his ass beat after a fair warning, which doesn’t necessarily have to be verbal.
The girl is a dumb cunt for not telling him to stop. Women can always squash shit like this if they would just tell the guy hitting on them to stop. But they like the attention so they don’t say a word until someone’s wearing bracelets.
[quote]sen say wrote:
I think garth and wayne…I mean HotCarla and JD are one and the same !!
And I’m still not buying he/they are 22 and in college…[/quote]
lol do my views really align with JD’s that often?
also its hotcarl not hotcarla… you guys keep misspelling it
I really feel bad for the guy who got his head slammed. I mean he got a raw deal here. JD, is he the bartender that is skinny and wears glasses?
Whoa, what the fuck happened here. I simply posted a ridiculous long message at 6 am after the whole thing went down, which now looking back at it, I myself am too lazy to read. But apparently all you badasses read it and commented with 5 fucking pages in 2 days? Are we serious with this? 5 pages? The only reason I wrote this is because I was bored after the scuffle and had a beer to finish, and this is the result?
Haha, then some hick from texas calls me a cake? What the fuck does that even mean dude? I’d rather be a cake than fuck bulls. Sweet cowboy hat btw.
Then there is like 3 pages of people comparing clemson to other schools, some douche talking about charging 350/hr. LOL! Dude, 350/hr. in atlanta where I am from makes you an ambulance chaser. My dad charges more than double that, and my uncle that does admiralty law charges about 1500/hr. So now you look like a fucking idiot.
I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.
I have known about this site since about 04. I joined the forum in july to see if maybe talking to people on here could offer even more insight on lifting questions. The answer is no, no they can’t, took me a week to figure that out. So now I use this board as a means to hilarity and piss people off because it brings me joy, especially when it is men in their 30s and 40s. So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys in their 20s constantly starting threads about how to do fucking shrugs. I am better than everyone on this board, people do not like me, clearly, but everyone creams their fucking pants when I make a new thread.
Anyway, my roommate moved out yesterday and I had the carpets steam cleaned today. What do you assholes think about that, huh? My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.
[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
I really feel bad for the guy who got his head slammed. I mean he got a raw deal here. JD, is he the bartender that is skinny and wears glasses?[/quote]
haha, no, but i know who you are talking about.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
heavythrower wrote:
good post, i washoping somebody would say something like this before i could.
to the OP: you “mounted” him? so not only are you implying you are some sort of bouncer(wow, we are impressed), but you do MMA?
wow, even more impressed. you and BALBOS should get together and clean up all these one horse towns with your ultimate bad-assitude.
LOL Bro. Two of the most amusing (to me) contemporary developments in our lives are the popularity of MMA and Poker. The end result is the same: Guys watch MMA and now think they can fight. I’ve taught more than a few over the years that they cannot fight.
Poker’s popularity can largely be traced to the World Series and the hole cam. The result? A whole bunch of people, of all ages and walks of life, watch poker and think they can play. And about twice a month, I’m down in AC proving they can’t :).
By the way - saw some of your recent vids - nice work. What state you in ya big silver back emeffer! We’d be perfect training partners.
Steve
[/quote]
northern cali
when i was in my early twenties, the thing was “i know karate” , then it was "i was a navy seal/green beret/etc., now it is “MMA”.
everybody is a bad-ass on the internet. i actually took boxing lessons and trained at a boxing gym for a year, and what i learned there was that 19 year old mexican kids, that had been boxing since they could crawl, that i outweighed by 70lbs, COULD KICK MY ASS. lol
sure, stop buy the dungeon, steaks and beer are on me(hows that for a post workout meal, lol)
Dude my carpets are fucking terrible…
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck happened here. I simply posted a ridiculous long message at 6 am after the whole thing went down, which now looking back at it, I myself am too lazy to read. But apparently all you badasses read it and commented with 5 fucking pages in 2 days? Are we serious with this? 5 pages? The only reason I wrote this is because I was bored after the scuffle and had a beer to finish, and this is the result?
Haha, then some hick from texas calls me a cake? What the fuck does that even mean dude? I’d rather be a cake than fuck bulls. Sweet cowboy hat btw.
Then there is like 3 pages of people comparing clemson to other schools, some douche talking about charging 350/hr. LOL! Dude, 350/hr. in atlanta where I am from makes you an ambulance chaser. My dad charges more than double that, and my uncle that does admiralty law charges about 1500/hr. So now you look like a fucking idiot.
I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.
I have known about this site since about 04. I joined the forum in july to see if maybe talking to people on here could offer even more insight on lifting questions. The answer is no, no they can’t, took me a week to figure that out. So now I use this board as a means to hilarity and piss people off because it brings me joy, especially when it is men in their 30s and 40s. So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys in their 20s constantly starting threads about how to do fucking shrugs. I am better than everyone on this board, people do not like me, clearly, but everyone creams their fucking pants when I make a new thread.
Anyway, my roommate moved out yesterday and I had the carpets steam cleaned today. What do you assholes think about that, huh? My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.[/quote]
um, i have hardwood floors.
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
A bunch of useless crap.[/quote]
With that hourly rate you claim daddy is charging his clients, Clemson was the best school they could bribe your stupid ass into? Your family must be so proud of you.
Come to think of it, that’s probably why they are hiding you in the middle of Nowheresville, SC. Good way to avoid those embarrassing questions from their Buckhead neighbors.
that…avatar…again…cant…turn…away…