[quote]StevenF wrote:
wow you homos are still going on about this? [/quote]
lol
i know what a bunch of douches who even cares to make any commentary on clemson…
oh wait i found this in ur profile
hello my name is Steven. I go to Clemson University which pretty much makes me better than…well everyone. Unfortunately it also means I am gay and nobody likes me.
grade A humor by the way
lol the first 2 pages of this thread were actual gold. Please can T-Nation remove the rest of the crap.
I just wanted to ask, if the bartender was so mad, and you started slamming his head in to the concreate, why didn’t he ask what the f**k you were doing and go nuts on you lol?! OBVIOUSLY he wasn’t that mad.
Also, this buddy buddy thing was gay, but everyone else pointed that out already. Even if you called them friend x and friend Y or something it woulda been more helpful lol…
batman is a scientist
Is it hard to type with cupcake falling out of your mouth and onto the keyboard? Fuck bulls? Have you ever been to Texas? If not, you should. Also, it’s a rattlesnake skin hat, and it is truly as gangster as it looks. Nice stories.
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck happened here. I simply posted a ridiculous long message at 6 am after the whole thing went down, which now looking back at it, I myself am too lazy to read. But apparently all you badasses read it and commented with 5 fucking pages in 2 days? Are we serious with this? 5 pages? The only reason I wrote this is because I was bored after the scuffle and had a beer to finish, and this is the result?
Haha, then some hick from texas calls me a cake? What the fuck does that even mean dude? I’d rather be a cake than fuck bulls. Sweet cowboy hat btw.
Then there is like 3 pages of people comparing clemson to other schools, some douche talking about charging 350/hr. LOL! Dude, 350/hr. in atlanta where I am from makes you an ambulance chaser. My dad charges more than double that, and my uncle that does admiralty law charges about 1500/hr. So now you look like a fucking idiot.
I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.
I have known about this site since about 04. I joined the forum in july to see if maybe talking to people on here could offer even more insight on lifting questions. The answer is no, no they can’t, took me a week to figure that out. So now I use this board as a means to hilarity and piss people off because it brings me joy, especially when it is men in their 30s and 40s. So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys in their 20s constantly starting threads about how to do fucking shrugs. I am better than everyone on this board, people do not like me, clearly, but everyone creams their fucking pants when I make a new thread.
Anyway, my roommate moved out yesterday and I had the carpets steam cleaned today. What do you assholes think about that, huh? My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.[/quote]
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Is it hard to type with cupcake falling out of your mouth and onto the keyboard? Fuck bulls? Have you ever been to Texas? If not, you should. Also, it’s a rattlesnake skin hat, and it is truly as gangster as it looks. Nice stories.
Jacked Diesel wrote:
Whoa, what the fuck happened here. I simply posted a ridiculous long message at 6 am after the whole thing went down, which now looking back at it, I myself am too lazy to read. But apparently all you badasses read it and commented with 5 fucking pages in 2 days? Are we serious with this? 5 pages? The only reason I wrote this is because I was bored after the scuffle and had a beer to finish, and this is the result?
Haha, then some hick from texas calls me a cake? What the fuck does that even mean dude? I’d rather be a cake than fuck bulls. Sweet cowboy hat btw.
Then there is like 3 pages of people comparing clemson to other schools, some douche talking about charging 350/hr. LOL! Dude, 350/hr. in atlanta where I am from makes you an ambulance chaser. My dad charges more than double that, and my uncle that does admiralty law charges about 1500/hr. So now you look like a fucking idiot.
I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.
I have known about this site since about 04. I joined the forum in july to see if maybe talking to people on here could offer even more insight on lifting questions. The answer is no, no they can’t, took me a week to figure that out. So now I use this board as a means to hilarity and piss people off because it brings me joy, especially when it is men in their 30s and 40s. So just to clarify I am not coming here seeking knowledge from 35 year old guys with joint problems and 160 lb guys in their 20s constantly starting threads about how to do fucking shrugs. I am better than everyone on this board, people do not like me, clearly, but everyone creams their fucking pants when I make a new thread.
Anyway, my roommate moved out yesterday and I had the carpets steam cleaned today. What do you assholes think about that, huh? My carpets are so fucking clean and you are sitting in a room with dirty ass fucking carpets. You are so jealous.
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yo, sweet boob job pal, your tits look great.
I didn’t read the story nor do I care to. I just wanted to point out that anyone who still gets drunk and fights needs to grow up and is probably a loser who still thinks it’s cool to be “tough”.
[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
TJN713 wrote:
Anybody on these forums with any credibility all think you and your leader JD are a bunch of trolls and wannabees.
Another logical fallacy. One who’s proper name I don’t remember. These fallacies are the entirety of your position.[/quote]
appeal to authority 
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
So I was working tonight at the bar in Clemson. Clemson this time of year is more of a ghost town than the movie I am legend and the only people that really come out are huge drunk asses. So anyway, we close up my bar early and then move to a different bar and stay there until about 2 am. Afterwards we go to my buddy’s apartment not too far away. At my buddy’s apartment it is me, my buddy who is a bartender at my bar, his gf, his buddy, my roommate, and my other buddy whose apartment it is.
Well my roommate is an extreme jokester with a really dry sense of humor and for about a month he has been fucking around with my buddy who is the bartender making jokes about his gf and hitting on her, etc. Mind you, this is completely a joke, if you knew him, or had a sense of humor you would think it is a joke.
So a month of my roommate making ridiculous comments to my buddy and his gf go by. So tonight we end up at my buddy’s apartment, and my buddy’s roommate had been going on for a good bit of the night back at my buddy’s apartment about my other buddy’s gf. Well at the end of the night my buddy goes to the bathroom and my roommate keeps jawing about him and her, completely joking. So I get up to go to the bathroom and my one buddy corners me in the bathroom and starts going off about my roommate. So I tell him to settle down, nothing is happening, he is kidding, etc.
So the end of the night comes, and my bartender buddy’s gf is going to drive us home. So I am talking to my buddy, and the next thing I know, his gf is in the driver seat with my roommate in the passenger seat. So we both see this and I am like oh shit, here we go. So my bartender buddy goes marching over to the driver side and drags my roommate out and throws him into the back and my roommate is just laughing, still thinking that they understand that it is a joke, etc. So I am like, alright, cool, just avoided a big bomb.
So we all get in the car, my bartender buddy in the passenger seat and his gf driving while me and my roommate are in the back seat (I am behind his gf, and my roommate is behind the bartender). So the whole way home, it looks like my bartender friend is asleep, and while it looks like he is asleep, my roommate just keeps talking to the gf, dissing the bartender, etc. Now mind you, if you actually knew my roommate, you would completely dismiss it, which is what my bartender friends should have done because he know my roommate by now, he is a complete joker.
So we finally get back to my place, and my roommate gets out of the car and thanks my buddy the bartender’s gf for the ride and starts walking towards out door, well my buddy the bartender had been faking being asleep the whole time, so when my roommate gets out of the car and starts walking towards to the door, so does my buddy the bartender and starts chasing him. So my roommate thinks he is joking around and he just starts running in circles because he is fast and elusive. Finally, the gf says, hey, he is not kidding, he is trying to beat his ass. So I am like oh, shit, so I get out of the car and go tackle my bartender friend. I am completely mounted on him, and my roommate finally realizes he is not kidding.
So he starts to apologize and I yell at him to get back inside our place. Meanwhile, my bartender friend is freaking out and getting more pissed I am on top of him, but if I let him go, he will kill my roommate. So he is struggling and holding him down is not stopping his adrenaline, so I have both of my thumbs in his adams apple and I am picking his head up off of the ground and slamming it on the concrete of the parking lot until I finally roll him over and have his arms locked behind him with his hands behind my knees (we are both on our sides on the ground in a parking lot by now).
So after about ten minutes I let him go and I feel bad that I had to do so much physical damage to a friend to stop what would have been an all out brawl. So then he begins to tell me how fucked up it was that my roommate would talk all this shit to her and hit on her, and make him look like shit, etc. for about a month. I told him he was just kidding and if someone told him, he would stop completely, but everyone played it off as them realizing it was a joke, so I view it as being their fault because they did not express their feelings towards the situation to him explicitly.
Now normally I would understand where my bartender friend is coming from, if you have been dating a girl for a while, then that is a sort of bond that should not be fucked with; however, he gets annoyed and fed up with her all the time. He also states that their relationship will not last, etc. So it basically is not that solid. Added to this is the fact that my roommate has a ridiculous sense of humor that consists of making fun of/belittling everyone.
So, aside from the complete hilarity of this situation, who would you side with, what do you think was right? Who do you think was right? Should I have stopped them? Any other input.
Anyway, I thought this was a ridiculous situation and thought you guyes would enjoy it.[/quote]
Let me get this straight. You stopped “your friend” from kicking your other friend’s ass. In doing so, you managed to fuck up “your friend” and the kid that needed his ass whipped went untouched?
If the above is correct, then you need your ass whipped.
i dont understand all the baked good references
is this a regional thing?
The title of this thread lied to me.
[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
I also live under the belief that your degree does not mean shit, your grades dont mean shit, we live in a world that only matters who you know, not what you know. I could drop out of school right now and because of all the networking I have done in my life combined with that of my family and friends networking, I would be set. That’s life and if you don’t realize that, then lets talk in 3 years and we will compare where your 4.0 got you and my 3.5 got me.
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You must know texasguy.
Regardless of how good Clemson may be academically or with job placement (btw, every non-Ivy league college embellishes these stats), most of you guys on here are not a good advertisement for the university.
Life has a funny way of humbling people and I foresee a lot of humility heading “south of the border”.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Regardless of how good Clemson may be academically or with job placement (btw, every non-Ivy league college embellishes these stats), most of you guys on here are not a good advertisement for the university.
Life has a funny way of humbling people and I foresee a lot of humility heading “south of the border”.
DB[/quote]
Damn it, clemson is going to be pissed when they figure out that their latest marketing ploy of placing 5 clemson students on the T-Nation forum in order to build publicity is not working out in their favor.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Regardless of how good Clemson may be academically or with job placement (btw, every non-Ivy league college embellishes these stats), most of you guys on here are not a good advertisement for the university.
Life has a funny way of humbling people and I foresee a lot of humility heading “south of the border”.
DB[/quote]
You know, youre right. Clemson has been very concerned lately about attracting the caliber of student that would make their college decisions based on a message board. We have done them a sad t-disservice by t-tainting Clemson’s good T-name amongst T-men and T-teens.
I cant believe you guys still take all of this so seriously. Is like the guys who try to go on for pages about how Klippy should respect women more. Come on now, JD has stated openly in 3 or 4 of his huge threads that hes just here to start trouble and some of you are still sitting at your computers shaking your heads with your arms crossed muttering “Ill find a way to get him for this…”.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Regardless of how good Clemson may be academically or with job placement (btw, every non-Ivy league college embellishes these stats), most of you guys on here are not a good advertisement for the university.
Life has a funny way of humbling people and I foresee a lot of humility heading “south of the border”.
DB
You know, youre right. Clemson has been very concerned lately about attracting the caliber of student that would make their college decisions based on a message board. We have done them a sad t-disservice by t-tainting Clemson’s good T-name amongst T-men and T-teens.
I cant believe you guys still take all of this so seriously. Is like the guys who try to go on for pages about how Klippy should respect women more. Come on now, JD has stated openly in 3 or 4 of his huge threads that hes just here to start trouble and some of you are still sitting at your computers shaking your heads with your arms crossed muttering “Ill find a way to get him for this…”.[/quote]
I am sure most of the people busting his chops don’t take it very seriously either.
“Guyyysss, I’m super cereral!” In the South Park Al Gore voice.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Regardless of how good Clemson may be academically or with job placement (btw, every non-Ivy league college embellishes these stats), most of you guys on here are not a good advertisement for the university.
Life has a funny way of humbling people and I foresee a lot of humility heading “south of the border”.
DB[/quote]
O ya? Well, New Jersey sucks. Booyah.
(btw, SC is in the US: NOT Mexico)
[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Regardless of how good Clemson may be academically or with job placement (btw, every non-Ivy league college embellishes these stats), most of you guys on here are not a good advertisement for the university.
Life has a funny way of humbling people and I foresee a lot of humility heading “south of the border”.
DB
O ya? Well, New Jersey sucks. Booyah.[/quote]
Ouch. That hurts.
[quote](btw, SC is in the US: NOT Mexico)
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Not according to Pedro.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
FlavaDave wrote:
Ouch. That hurts.
(btw, SC is in the US: NOT Mexico)
Not according to Pedro.
DB[/quote]
How could a guy that goes to school in SC not get the joke?
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
FlavaDave wrote:
Ouch. That hurts.
(btw, SC is in the US: NOT Mexico)
Not according to Pedro.
DB
How could a guy that goes to school in SC not get the joke?[/quote]
Have you not read these guys’ posts?