Drunken Fights (Interesting Story)

what was ur undergraduate degree in? TJN713
just curious since u listed ur law degree but not ur undergrad?

im genetics, i thought about going to law school apparently with a gen background u can make good money as a patent attorney… my only problem is law seems pretty easy and consequently a little too boring for my taste

what kind of lawyer are u?

this thread is amazing btw
my favorite is all the ppl saying how boring this story is… yet it somehow has accumulated four pages of posts in only a couple days

also most of u are a bunch of uptight pussies… from the description i have the same sense of humor as the guy taht was fucking with the dude and his girl…

and guess what i would do that to any of u and ur girl and none of u would even try to beat my ass… know why… cuz no one ever does… i fuck with ppl constantly and no one has ever beat my ass… u guys like to sound tough like u would step to someone when in reality u would do nothing but sulk silently to yourselves

also ppl do this to me and my girl as well and i dont get pissed because im not an insecure little bitch with a short fuse… i laugh because its funny

it seems that some ppl really need to develop a better sense of humor… why would u wanna be pissed off all the time…

also
thank u JD for creating yet another hilarious thread

the forums had started to bore me lately

JD that story was not all that interesting.

Your roommate is a player hating bitch, who could have learned a very valuable lesson about being too familiar with another mans woman, but for your interference.

Your whole dismissal that Buddy could have just told roommate if he had a problem ignores the situation Buddy might have been facing with his girlfriend if he had. I think that Buddy faced a situation where if had said something his girlfriend who he is not totally tight with might have accused him of being “jealous and controlling”.

Being “jealous and controlling” can be a real good way to end a relationship.

So instead of risking his relationship, Buddy had to put up with your roommates flirtations with his girlfriend.

I think your roommate knew exactly what he was doing. I also think that when you found out that your roommates player hating was getting to Buddy you should have shown some class and taken your roomate off some where and asked him. Why are you always trying to get up on Buddy’s girl? Why don’t you find your own instead of being a player hating little bitch?

JD where I come from in Detroit there is no lower form of life than a player hater. You should have let Buddy get a piece of your roommate before you stepped in.

[quote]TJN713 wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
TJN713 wrote:
FlavaDave wrote:
TJN713 wrote:
No, I’m in San Diego. Forgot about Georgia Tech. Clemson is no better than 8th academically in the ACC. In no particular order:

Duke
UVA
BC
UNC
GT
VT
Wake

All better academic reps than Clemson. But hey, I’m sure you guys blow away Florida State.

Why are you comparing us to schools only in our conference? Is it because you’re dumb? We’re ranked 30th by USA today amongst public schools. End of argument. You can wiki the names of all the 29 school above us and it won’t change anything.

Also, all of those schools you mentioned suck ass am i rite?

Why NOT compare Clemson to other schools in its conference? Seems like a fair metric to me. I looked for a list of “Top US Southern Based Public Land Grant Colleges Populated With Internet Message Board Bad-Asses” but couldn’t find it. Clemson would probably be #1 on that list.

Really not sure how you can be proud of being #30 on any list, but Clemson seems to embrace mediocrity. Saw how well y’all did in your one must win home football game this year.

As for those other schools sucking ass? Do you want us to believe you got into Duke or UVA or BC or GT and decided to go to Clemson because the academics were better? The nightlife? The weather?

Right.

Are you sure youre not a Carolina grad? That sounds like the same sort of bullshit I hear from the USC students that went to my high school every time I run into them when I am home. Exactly how much experience do you have with Clemson? Apparently, we suck pretty badly for being named the number 27 public institution in the nation this past year (which is an increase from number 30 the previous year). As for top 30 nationally being mediocre? Please, do you have your head screwed on straight. This isnt out of Division 1 A schools, this is out of ALL public universities in the US. Off of what are you making the assumption that Clemson embraces mediocrity? The rankings? Our football team? The fact that a couple of us get a kick out of pissing off a bunch of uptight, self righteous pricks who run around calling themselves “t-men”?

Bringing up our football team? Please, we held our own after a disappointing upset at GT, a loss to VT (soon to be ACC champs and always a good football team), a loss to BC on some bad calls and two botched plays, and then closed the season out be sending the old ball coach to his only losing season since he was coach at Duke in 1987. Oh yeah, we really sucked it up by having a winning season, finishing third in the conference, going to a bowl game, and having a quarterback break school records after only playing 5 games in high school and college. Youre entirely right, it was a total failure of a football season.

Where is your degree from? Exactly how awesome is your alma matter at everything? Apparently, if you are going to judge the quality of an institution based soley on the fact that a couple of its students enjoy getting a rise out of over sensitive people on an internet message board, then I really cannot see you as having much experience with higher education.

If you want to see some more about what a terrible institution Clemson is, then you can check these out:
http://www.clemson.edu/didyouknow.html

Wow, pr releases from the Clemson website is the best you can do for evidence pimping your school? Face it guys, Clemson is not in any danger of becoming confused for the Harvard of the South. Which is fine, but don’t kid yourselves. Your Clemson degree will mean dick when you are trying to get a job in the North or the West. Just reality: it is not perceived to be an important school on a national basis.

Me? I got my undergraduate and law degrees from National schools more highly ranked than Clemson. Again, I don’t think that matters much. I mean, I can always hire one of you guys to mow my lawn or something.[/quote]

Do you really think that a university would give false information in official press releases? You are seriously reaching with that one. Your argument here is lacking greatly, I would probably avoid mentioning that you are an attorney given the sort of argument you are trying to present here. Did you look at the information presented in those press releases, realize that what you are saying is incorrect, and then, out of desperation try to find someway to invalidate that information?

Where did anyone seriously say that they thought Clemson was “Harvard of the South”? All anyone here was arguing is that Clemson is not the shitty community college that you are trying to portray it as. YOU are the one making unreasonable and unrealistic assertions. By the way, our school of architecture is ranked in the top 10 nationally, engineering department is on the short list of schools recognized as “elite” by both GE and Ingersoll-Rand, and the school of business is ranked in the top 20 nationally amongst doctorate granting institutions by Business Week.

As far as getting jobs in the North or West with a Clemson degree, our own CrewPeirce has a nice little arrangement working for Bosch (youre still with Bosch, arent you?) in Detroit, which has afforded him a pretty swank Mercedes after one year out of school. I have a friend with a degree in Real Estate Management from Clemson making 6 figures within three years of graduating, and my father is an alumnus of Clemson with a degree in Civil Engineering and has worked as an upper level project management for the Washington Group, DOE, and Westinghouse. My lifting partner got paid a substantial amount of money and received a stipend for his room and board as part of a NASA research grant in Charleston over the summer. If that is not enough for you, then maybe it would interest you that The Princeton Review ranked Clemson number four in the nation when it came to graduate job placement. I can assure you that very few with a Clemson degree are cutting anyone else’s grass unless they just really want to.

I find it interesting that you do not mention the names of the “high level institutions” from which you obtained your degrees. Is this because you dont want to mention them for fear of revealing that you may have actually attended a lesser school or is it because they told you to keep your mouth shut as it was bad press for them?

I can’t say why your roomie is such a cake,but I can say why he fucked that bitch in her ass. ‘Cause he’s from Texas. That’s what we do down here. Fuck silly bitches in their asses. Also, Rice is the Harvard of the south, or should I say Harvard is the Rice of the north. You should lump your faggot roomate in the head,and then take a beatin’ from your bartender buddy for being such a cake, then watch the beating your bartender buddy gives your faggot roomate. Then post that story, 'cause that will wrap this up pretty nicely.

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
So I was working tonight at the bar in Clemson. Clemson this time of year is more of a ghost town than the movie I am legend and the only people that really come out are huge drunk asses. So anyway, we close up my bar early and then move to a different bar and stay there until about 2 am. Afterwards we go to my buddy’s apartment not too far away. At my buddy’s apartment it is me, my buddy who is a bartender at my bar, his gf, his buddy, my roommate, and my other buddy whose apartment it is.

Well my roommate is an extreme jokester with a really dry sense of humor and for about a month he has been fucking around with my buddy who is the bartender making jokes about his gf and hitting on her, etc. Mind you, this is completely a joke, if you knew him, or had a sense of humor you would think it is a joke.

So a month of my roommate making ridiculous comments to my buddy and his gf go by. So tonight we end up at my buddy’s apartment, and my buddy’s roommate had been going on for a good bit of the night back at my buddy’s apartment about my other buddy’s gf. Well at the end of the night my buddy goes to the bathroom and my roommate keeps jawing about him and her, completely joking. So I get up to go to the bathroom and my one buddy corners me in the bathroom and starts going off about my roommate. So I tell him to settle down, nothing is happening, he is kidding, etc.

So the end of the night comes, and my bartender buddy’s gf is going to drive us home. So I am talking to my buddy, and the next thing I know, his gf is in the driver seat with my roommate in the passenger seat. So we both see this and I am like oh shit, here we go. So my bartender buddy goes marching over to the driver side and drags my roommate out and throws him into the back and my roommate is just laughing, still thinking that they understand that it is a joke, etc. So I am like, alright, cool, just avoided a big bomb.

So we all get in the car, my bartender buddy in the passenger seat and his gf driving while me and my roommate are in the back seat (I am behind his gf, and my roommate is behind the bartender). So the whole way home, it looks like my bartender friend is asleep, and while it looks like he is asleep, my roommate just keeps talking to the gf, dissing the bartender, etc. Now mind you, if you actually knew my roommate, you would completely dismiss it, which is what my bartender friends should have done because he know my roommate by now, he is a complete joker.

So we finally get back to my place, and my roommate gets out of the car and thanks my buddy the bartender’s gf for the ride and starts walking towards out door, well my buddy the bartender had been faking being asleep the whole time, so when my roommate gets out of the car and starts walking towards to the door, so does my buddy the bartender and starts chasing him. So my roommate thinks he is joking around and he just starts running in circles because he is fast and elusive. Finally, the gf says, hey, he is not kidding, he is trying to beat his ass. So I am like oh, shit, so I get out of the car and go tackle my bartender friend. I am completely mounted on him, and my roommate finally realizes he is not kidding.

So he starts to apologize and I yell at him to get back inside our place. Meanwhile, my bartender friend is freaking out and getting more pissed I am on top of him, but if I let him go, he will kill my roommate. So he is struggling and holding him down is not stopping his adrenaline, so I have both of my thumbs in his adams apple and I am picking his head up off of the ground and slamming it on the concrete of the parking lot until I finally roll him over and have his arms locked behind him with his hands behind my knees (we are both on our sides on the ground in a parking lot by now).

So after about ten minutes I let him go and I feel bad that I had to do so much physical damage to a friend to stop what would have been an all out brawl. So then he begins to tell me how fucked up it was that my roommate would talk all this shit to her and hit on her, and make him look like shit, etc. for about a month. I told him he was just kidding and if someone told him, he would stop completely, but everyone played it off as them realizing it was a joke, so I view it as being their fault because they did not express their feelings towards the situation to him explicitly.

Now normally I would understand where my bartender friend is coming from, if you have been dating a girl for a while, then that is a sort of bond that should not be fucked with; however, he gets annoyed and fed up with her all the time. He also states that their relationship will not last, etc. So it basically is not that solid. Added to this is the fact that my roommate has a ridiculous sense of humor that consists of making fun of/belittling everyone.

So, aside from the complete hilarity of this situation, who would you side with, what do you think was right? Who do you think was right? Should I have stopped them? Any other input.

Anyway, I thought this was a ridiculous situation and thought you guyes would enjoy it.[/quote]

too long, didn’t read.

Sorry.

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
I can’t say why your roomie is such a cake,but I can say why he fucked that bitch in her ass. ‘Cause he’s from Texas. That’s what we do down here. Fuck silly bitches in their asses. Also, Rice is the Harvard of the south, or should I say Harvard is the Rice of the north. You should lump your faggot roomate in the head,and then take a beatin’ from your bartender buddy for being such a cake, then watch the beating your bartender buddy gives your faggot roomate. Then post that story, 'cause that will wrap this up pretty nicely.[/quote]

Rice is the Clemson of Texas.

You all do realize none of this actually happened, right ?

[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
StevenF wrote:
What is with all these homos bragging about the college they go to?

Because that is the full extent of their universe.

I’m just a crazed Alumni.[/quote]

Alumnus, which is even more pathetic.

[quote]TJN713 wrote:
Your Clemson degree will mean dick when you are trying to get a job in the North or the West. Just reality: it is not perceived to be an important school on a national basis.
[/quote]

Uhh last I checked I got a very nice job offer from a company here in the Midwest. Clemson does in fact have a very well known Business school as well as engineering.

Not sure why this has turned into a pissing match about schools, but either way, you are pissing into the wind here.

[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
Loose Tool wrote:
StevenF wrote:
What is with all these homos bragging about the college they go to?

Because that is the full extent of their universe.

I’m just a crazed Alumni.

Alumnus, which is even more pathetic.
[/quote]

Oh no I misspelled something, shocker! Lol for calling yourself a Tool you sure can’t take a joke.

[quote]Stronghold wrote:

I find it interesting that you do not mention the names of the “high level institutions” from which you obtained your degrees. Is this because you dont want to mention them for fear of revealing that you may have actually attended a lesser school or is it because they told you to keep your mouth shut as it was bad press for them?

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Undergrad: BC (#35 Nationally on your list)
Law: GW (#54 Nationally on your list)
You: Clemson (#67 Nationally on your list)

Live by a stupid list, die by a stupid list.

[quote]sen say wrote:
You all do realize none of this actually happened, right ?[/quote]

Yes sir, I do. It’s pretty obvious hotcarla and jd fancy themselves pretty witty fellers and enjoy being a little provocative and instigating and then laugh and stroke each other on everyones responses. I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.

D

[quote]TJN713 wrote:
Stronghold wrote:

I find it interesting that you do not mention the names of the “high level institutions” from which you obtained your degrees. Is this because you dont want to mention them for fear of revealing that you may have actually attended a lesser school or is it because they told you to keep your mouth shut as it was bad press for them?

Undergrad: BC (#35 Nationally on your list)
Law: GW (#54 Nationally on your list)
You: Clemson (#67 Nationally on your list)

Live by a stupid list, die by a stupid list.[/quote]

George Washington is #54 nationally? Geez, talk about mediocrity!

Die by what? It doesnt bother me that two private schools are ranked higher on a national list than the public university that I attend. It must, however, bother you that some southern kids that you dont like are getting a comparable education for far less at a university that you dont like. By the way, how does that list prove anything about a Clemson degree not being worth dick or anyone cutting your fucking grass? Wasnt that “stupid list” the basis on which you said Clemson was a shitty school?

Your posts are getting shorter and shorter here. I am assuming that has something to do with the fact that your argument is giving you a smaller and smaller amount of ground to stand on.

Clemson University’s
Best 366 College Rankings

Rank List Category
#4 Best Career/Job Placement Services Academic
#12 Everyone Plays Intramural Sports Extracurriculars
#12 Students Pack the Stadiums Extracurriculars
#14 Students Most Nostalgic for Ronald Reagan Politics
#11 Best Quality of Life Quality of Life
#3 Happiest Students Quality of Life
#1 Jock Schools School Type
#6 Town-Gown Relations are Great Social

Verse Boston College:
Boston College’s
Best 366 College Rankings
Rank List Category
#14 Students Pack the Stadiums Extracurriculars

This is from the Princeton Review of top 366 college rankings.

Uh I don’t know why I’m in this pissing match, lol this will be my last post in here.

[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
Clemson University’s
Best 366 College Rankings

Rank List Category
#4 Best Career/Job Placement Services Academic
#12 Everyone Plays Intramural Sports Extracurriculars
#12 Students Pack the Stadiums Extracurriculars
#14 Students Most Nostalgic for Ronald Reagan Politics
#11 Best Quality of Life Quality of Life
#3 Happiest Students Quality of Life
#1 Jock Schools School Type
#6 Town-Gown Relations are Great Social

Verse Boston College:
Boston College’s
Best 366 College Rankings
Rank List Category
#14 Students Pack the Stadiums Extracurriculars

This is from the Princeton Review of top 366 college rankings.

Uh I don’t know why I’m in this pissing match, lol this will be my last post in here.
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4 years in Boston v. 4 years in Clemson, SC. In some of your cases, probably 6. Hmmm. But you are the #1 jock school, so you have that going for you.

Bottom line: Clemson is fine for what it is. The idiocy you guys continually bring to these boards just isn’t a very good reflection of the place.

Gotta go bill my clients $350/hr.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
This place is definitely going to hell. How is this story even remotely interesting and post worthy? You’re all a bunch of t-girls. Post this in the sorority section please and substitute your thumbs in his adams apple with the truth that you were probably pulling his hair, ripping off his shirt and scratching and kicking.

First, I’m to understand you’re some kind of bouncer? And the only way you know how to calm down or restrain your “buddy” is to bounce his head off the concrete? Wow, that is so cool and I’m so impressed. If I were your “buddy”, I’d be bouncing your head with a baseball bat the next day.

Second, your roomate, as you are aware, is an asshole. Congratulations on recognizing that. I appreciate a dry sense of humor but there reaches a point where you’re being obnoxious and it isn’t funny anymore. Stopping the fight is admirable, save for your “bouncing his head off the concrete” act…which is worse, bouncing your “buddy”'s head off the concrete or letting an asshole take a beating?

Third, the GF should have at some point put him in his place. Enough is enough.

Fourth, oh never mind, any further reply to a senseless story is equally senseless.

Aren’t you the guy that squats and deadlifts with a handicap placard? Now that is worthy of discussion![/quote]

good post, i washoping somebody would say something like this before i could.

to the OP: you “mounted” him? so not only are you implying you are some sort of bouncer(wow, we are impressed), but you do MMA?

wow, even more impressed. you and BALBOS should get together and clean up all these one horse towns with your ultimate bad-assitude.

[quote]Dedicated wrote:
I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.

D[/quote]

I only have 2 things to say before I get goaded into saying something else:

  1. I’m guessing late Teens.

  2. I miss your old avatar.

[quote]Dedicated wrote:
sen say wrote:
You all do realize none of this actually happened, right ?

Yes sir, I do. It’s pretty obvious hotcarla and jd fancy themselves pretty witty fellers and enjoy being a little provocative and instigating and then laugh and stroke each other on everyones responses. I guess that’s fun when you’re in your early twenties. Party on garth and wayne.

D[/quote]

well said.

well fuck it. lets just all hang out here and look at TJ’s avatar. it has a very hypnotic quality, i just keep watching it over, and over, and over, and…um, so what were we talking about anyhow?

heavythrower,

we were compaing internet penis size via what school we go/went to. Please try to keep up.

As much as I may disagree with some things you have to say JD my hat is off to you for getting so much attention to every thread you start haha