Drunk Drivers, More Than Meets the Eye!

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/02/a-driver-with-a-sexual.html

How thoughful of him. Sharing his joy.

My i bet his momma is proud…

Ha, Florida - where else.

I gotz me sumz mad paint skillz brah.

In all seriousness I should probably leave the memes to the pros but this is what happens when I’m bored and can’t sleep.

I’m relieved to hear they finally pulled the plug on his antics.

The length, girth and color of the “sexual anus plug in his rectum” was not listed in the affidavit. Also not specified was the make and model of the plug and an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom.

Wow awesome writing skills on this.

If you’re going to rear end yourself you might as well go out and rear end someone else while you’re at it.

[quote]Johnny T Frisk wrote:
If you’re going to rear end yourself you might as well go out and rear end someone else while you’re at it.[/quote]

Rectum, damn near killed him.

LOL at all the comments ^^^
And LOL at that guy only being 41 years old. Holy crap. I’m 6 years older and look 20 years younger and I don’t think I look all that young.

It all comes to get you in the end…

It begs the question, how would you partially insert a butt plug and who checked?

[quote]on edge wrote:
LOL at all the comments ^^^
And LOL at that guy only being 41 years old. Holy crap. I’m 6 years older and look 20 years younger and I don’t think I look all that young.[/quote]

I imagine using butt plugs puts a lot of stress on a person, you know, like the presidency. Yeah, he looks a clean 55 years old. I would never have pegged him at 41…

Last question I promise, but I wonder what happens when you pull out a butt plug? Is the plug all that comes out?

[quote]pat wrote:
Last question I promise, but I wonder what happens when you pull out a butt plug? Is the plug all that comes out?[/quote]