Because you might get blind drunk and get a tooth punched out and not be able to eat much for a couple days while you wait on a dentist appointment. Not that that’s ever happened to me this past weekend or anything, I’m just saying. Hypothetically, you know.
Go on, tell us the story…
[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
Because you might get blind drunk and get a tooth punched out and not be able to eat much for a couple days while you wait on a dentist appointment. Not that that’s ever happened to me this past weekend or anything, I’m just saying. Hypothetically, you know.[/quote]
I take it that is you in your avatar then?
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Nice work.
And you get a story out of it.
It happens.
At least it was just one tooth.
[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
Because you might get blind drunk and get a tooth punched out and not be able to eat much for a couple days while you wait on a dentist appointment. Not that that’s ever happened to me this past weekend or anything, I’m just saying. Hypothetically, you know.[/quote]
Huh. I definitely never looked at it quite like that. You don’t look very smiley.
As Chris Tucker said in Friday. “Bitch, you got knocked the fuuuuuuck out”
I don’t even know most of the story.
We’ve got this game called whiskey roulette, a little roulette wheel with numbered shot glasses, if your number comes up you take a shot, 0 everyone takes a shot, 00 everyone takes a double. My dad, my brother, and I were planning on having a party Saturday night, but no one showed up. So we thought, “Well, all this booze isn’t going to drink itself.” THEN they all showed up.
I don’t remember much of the night, I just remember waking up with a sore jaw and a busted tooth. But I knew all the people there very well, I figure none of those guys would’ve hit me unless I really deserved it so I’m not too upset about it.
You know the kid who spends every day in the gym shooting free throws and running laps but he still sucks at basketball? That’s how I am with fighting 
[quote]Melvin Smiley wrote:
You know the kid who spends every day in the gym shooting free throws and running laps but he still sucks at basketball? That’s how I am with fighting :P[/quote]
LOL.
Your humility is a good thing man.
Better luck next time… remember, DUCK!
At least your ass doesn’t hurt and there aren’t finger shaped bruises where someone was gripping your shoulders…errr…
Did anyone besides your dad or brother eventually show up?
KA, yeah, that was the problem I think. My original intention was to stay somewhat sober because you never know what’s going to happen at a party, so I like to have my wits about me. When it looked like the party was off I decided to get completely pissed with my family, but then everyone else showed up after we were all drunk. It was a mess.
But at least my tooth was fixable, I’ve still got scars from Christmas/New Year’s 05-06. Whiskey is fun and pyrotechnics are fun, but oh man don’t try to mix them.
You look like Edward Norton. I wish we had a T-Nation member with the whole Tyler Durden thing going on, so we could make funny photoshop images.
With the help of a couple friends, I’ve solved the mystery. It was my BROTHER who did it.
We punch each other in the stomach just playing around all the time, but I suppose with that much whiskey in your belly you lose the ability to distinguish between jabbing someone in the gut and knocking their teeth out. We were both so drunk by the time I realized someone had punched me he had already forgotten about doing it.
We gotta quit drinking so much.