Don’t you hate it when…
You get back to your carpark at lunch time, after the first round of tournament Disc Golf, and discover the lock has been forced?
Don’t you hate it when…
You find your wallet is missing from the car?
Don’t you love it when…
The wallet contained no cash, only a visa card, an EFTPOS card and a drivers licence?
Don’t you love it when…
The thieves leave your $300 Nike Shox, your radar detector, your CD player, your speakers, the car, and $28 in change?
Don’t you love it when…
You cancel your visa card and find there have been no transactions on it since it was stolen?
Don’t you love it when…
That night, you are driving home from apres-tourney drinks, and see a Police car driving without it’s lights on? You flash your brights at the cop in the vain hope he might think he’ll realise his lights are off?
Don’t you love it when…
as soon as this happens, your radar detector screams, and you are only going 10km/h over the speed limit - and the minimum ticket offense is 12 km/h over the limit?
Don’t you hate it when…
The cop slams a dangerous and illegal U-turn and follows you?
Don’t you hate it when…
He switches on his red and blue flashing lights, and siren, and his loud hailer tells you to pull over?
Don’t you hate it when…
You don’t have your driver’s licence on you (as required by law, when driving) as it’s been stolen that day?
Don’t you hate it when…
The cop says you were speeding and asks to see your licence?
Don’t you love it when…
You point to the “No U-Turn” sign 100 metres away, and then point to the cop car with red and blue lights flashing but headlights off, and point out both facts to the officer, and further inform him you were going exactly 10 km/h over the limit?
Don’t you love it when…
You see the look on the cop’s face as he realises he just blew it totally and completely?
Don’t you love it when…
You tell the officer you’ll be on your way now, and that he should learn to follow the road code and to turn his lights on in future?
Don’t you love it when…
You get home, check your messages, and discover a message from the police telling you they have arrested a 16 year old trying to use your Visa card at a McDonalds?
Don’t you love it when…
The same message tells you a search of their car yields your wallet, your driver’s licence, and your EFTPOS card, along with the Lotto ticket - still in it?
Don’t you love it when…
The police say they’re charging the guy involved, and that the damage to the car will be covered by the fine, as well as the additional costs of replacing the cancelled visa card and eftpos card?
Don’t you love it when…
The cops say you can come down to the station any time and pick up your wallet and drivers licence?
Don’t you love it when…
You ring back and thank them, and ask them to remind officers to drive with their lights on, to avoid breaking the law, referring to the incident that occured 30 minutes prior?