Don't Eat the Sea Kittens!

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Except for Lobster … I get a lot of joy from boiling lobster … does that mean I’m a serial killer? No. What it does mean is I like my lobster as fresh as possible …

Lobsters have feelings, too. And they LOVE beer-- funny as hell when they’re drunk.

Here’s me having a couple beers with my lobster.

Oh, yeah, that’s right-- they were dead… so we ate them.[/quote]

Good choice in beer btw … very nice

[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
someone at Peta is taking way too many drugs…[/quote]

Or maybe they should be taking their pills?

Once, when I was twelve, I had two pet rabbits. I forgot to feed them for a couple weeks, and they died of starvation.

I still feel kind of guilty about it.

But I’m counting it as points against PETA anyway.

Take that. You crunchy motherfuckers.

[quote]kalv wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
someone at Peta is taking way too many drugs…

Or maybe they should be taking their pills?[/quote]

Sea Kitten Oil?

i made 1 2

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Once, when I was twelve, I had two pet rabbits. I forgot to feed them for a couple weeks, and they died of starvation.

I still feel kind of guilty about it.

But I’m counting it as points against PETA anyway.

Take that. You crunchy motherfuckers.[/quote]

I used to have some rabbits. They got a couple of kids too. They must have been the cutest things I’ve seen. So I ate them.

[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:

Read the “Kids Bedtime Stories.”

That’s a way to fuck up a kid.[/quote]

WOW, WTF

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:

i made 1 2[/quote]

so did I.
it’s name is “34tm3”
crazy peta bastards.

The two little girls made more sense than the PETA lady.

[quote]shoo wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Once, when I was twelve, I had two pet rabbits. I forgot to feed them for a couple weeks, and they died of starvation.

I still feel kind of guilty about it.

But I’m counting it as points against PETA anyway.

Take that. You crunchy motherfuckers.

I used to have some rabbits. They got a couple of kids too. They must have been the cutest things I’ve seen. So I ate them.[/quote]

I love rabbits. If I had a 22, I’d shoot them from my kitchen window. We have an over population and the little bastards are eating my garden.

They’re great stewed with mushrooms and pepper.

[quote]Renton wrote:
905Patrick wrote:
This is the kind of thing that teaches young children that kittens can breath underwater.

You mean they can’t? I’m going to test your so called theory. I’ll check with puppies, baby rabbits, and various other cute animals too.[/quote]

Don’t!!! I will phone the RSPCA!!! lol

[quote]Trudyx89 wrote:
Renton wrote:
905Patrick wrote:
This is the kind of thing that teaches young children that kittens can breath underwater.

You mean they can’t? I’m going to test your so called theory. I’ll check with puppies, baby rabbits, and various other cute animals too.

Don’t!!! I will phone the RSPCA!!! lol[/quote]

Awe - go on - just a few?

From one of the pages of their little “book”. This is from the perspective of one of the fish in case you hadn’t figured.

So isn’t Pets going to try and stop the fish from cooking the regular kittens, because that would be wrong for the fish to do, right? Since the kitten itself did nothing wrong to the fish, that’s cold blooded murder by the fish, which imo is worthy of the death penalty…wouldn’t it have been much easier to just catch and eat that dumb fish to begin with?

Eating sea kitten?
Isn’t that a metaphor for performing cunnilingus on a mermaid?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Eating sea kitten?
Isn’t that a metaphor for performing cunnilingus on a mermaid?

[/quote]

ok, that was clever.

[quote]Renton wrote:
Trudyx89 wrote:
Renton wrote:
905Patrick wrote:
This is the kind of thing that teaches young children that kittens can breath underwater.

You mean they can’t? I’m going to test your so called theory. I’ll check with puppies, baby rabbits, and various other cute animals too.

Don’t!!! I will phone the RSPCA!!! lol

Awe - go on - just a few?[/quote]

Well maybe grown up animals but not babies!!!

.

LMAO at “kitteh.”

HAHAHAHA. Say it out loud.

[quote]Trudyx89 wrote:
Renton wrote:
Trudyx89 wrote:
Renton wrote:
905Patrick wrote:
This is the kind of thing that teaches young children that kittens can breath underwater.

You mean they can’t? I’m going to test your so called theory. I’ll check with puppies, baby rabbits, and various other cute animals too.

Don’t!!! I will phone the RSPCA!!! lol

Awe - go on - just a few?

Well maybe grown up animals but not babies!!![/quote]

Is it OK if they are ginger?

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
LMAO at “kitteh.”

HAHAHAHA. Say it out loud.[/quote]

I do, often.

It sounds like Dr. Evil’s saying it.