[quote]wfifer wrote:
I made my own sea kitten!
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hhahahaha, where’s the mangina?
i get the impression several people on this site monitor PETA’s every move so they can ridicule it at every turn… and… we love you for it.
[quote]905Patrick wrote:
This is the kind of thing that teaches young children that kittens can breath underwater. [/quote]
You mean they can’t? I’m going to test your so called theory. I’ll check with puppies, baby rabbits, and various other cute animals too.
Read the “Kids Bedtime Stories.”
That’s a way to fuck up a kid.
[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
Read the “Kids Bedtime Stories.”
That’s a way to fuck up a kid.[/quote]
Story two is entitled:
“Summa, the cum lord”
she sounds filthy
I just read those stories … wtf? Sally’s gonna bake a real kitten in a pie? That tuna broad decides it’d be better to “die” than live in a tuna farm? My God, the people at PETA are some of the most twisted individuals on earth
I think the campaign is having the opposite effect on me that it’s supposed to.
Instead of transferring my feelings about kittens to fish, it’s making me wonder if kittens are as tasty as their watery counterparts.
Hmm… there is an annoying stray that’s been wandering around.
I guess that makes kittens “land fish”.
Is it OK to eat canned seakitten?
Is there much mercury in them?
Has anyone ever had salt crusted seakitten?
What happens when they grow up to be seacats and start getting into your fucking trash cans?
Jesus, I hope people don’t really read those stories to their kids.
Great morals there:
Story one:If you don’t like your living situation, just give up and wait for death kids!
Story two:Eating fish makes you stupid.
Story three:If you see bad things happen to people you care about, it’s perfectly acceptable to become bitter and insane and go on a killing spree.
Story four:If you’re lonely, don’t go looking for new friends just run around in a circle feeling sorry for yourself.
Lovely.
Man that’s some fucked up shit
what DO these people eat?
fish can’t feel pain, when they’re dead. No animal can. That is why we kill them before cooking. That’s just normal.
[quote]Magarhe wrote:
Man that’s some fucked up shit
what DO these people eat?
fish can’t feel pain, when they’re dead. No animal can. That is why we kill them before cooking. That’s just normal.[/quote]
Except for Lobster … I get a lot of joy from boiling lobster … does that mean I’m a serial killer? No. What it does mean is I like my lobster as fresh as possible …
[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
Read the “Kids Bedtime Stories.”
That’s a way to fuck up a kid.[/quote]
O MY GOD! these people have lost their minds! why are they not in an institution?
who would want to kill this adorable thing!
look! GWB likes land fish!
yummy land fish…
i’ve never wanted to fish more than i do now
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Except for Lobster … I get a lot of joy from boiling lobster … does that mean I’m a serial killer? No. What it does mean is I like my lobster as fresh as possible …[/quote]
Lobsters have feelings, too. And they LOVE beer-- funny as hell when they’re drunk.
Here’s me having a couple beers with my lobster.
Oh, yeah, that’s right-- they were dead… so we ate them.
someone at Peta is taking way too many drugs…
“sea kittens enjoy being petted”. I tried that with my gold fish when I was three and tore a bunch of its scales off in the process. Something tells me sea kittens don’t really like being petted.