I think we can all agree, dogs can fight. On the same token, humans can fight as well.
The winner of a fight is whoever is at their best at that given moment.
Seldom are fights fair. Lions hunt in packs, even against smaller prey. Getting every conceivable advantage over your opponent is common practice. Even animals don’t like getting hurt and fights are avoided unless necessary, such as for food.
Until a fight has passed all we can do is speculate and speculation is about as useful as a ripped condom. Maybe you get a lucky punch off on its jaw and dislocate the jaw before the dog can latch onto you. Maybe the dog rips your balls off, who fucking knows.
Like I said before, picking fights is unwise, no matter the opponent. Even in the animal kingdom, fights are serious business. When the position of pack leader is challenged, the loser often doesn’t make it, and if he does, isn’t allowed back into the pack.
That being said, don’t be a fucking tool around animals, give them respect, enjoy their company.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I get to pick the dog. I cover any bet against the dog v. any human here, without a weapon or the benefit of drugs to keep you going (pcp and such).
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I got a grand on the dog.
We have a 120 lb GSD in the extended family. Big.Dog. He’s a nice dog, but even at twice his weight, I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of the business end of his mouth, let alone fuck with with a dog that’s trained to rip my head off.
I’d take the dog against Tyson or any top MMA dude, too.
Until a fight has passed all we can do is speculate and speculation is about as useful as a ripped condom. [/quote]
No it’s not. We can stage something.
I get to pick the dog. I cover any bet against the dog v. any human here, without a weapon or the benefit of drugs to keep you going (pcp and such).
Period.
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Do I actually have to beat up the dog or can I just defeat it by turning it into a lovable cuddly puppy?
I’m good at that.
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I can actually “defeat” any dog with a good strong enclosure and the withholding of food and water until his “mind is right” (i.e., seeing things MY way)
Until a fight has passed all we can do is speculate and speculation is about as useful as a ripped condom. [/quote]
No it’s not. We can stage something.
I get to pick the dog. I cover any bet against the dog v. any human here, without a weapon or the benefit of drugs to keep you going (pcp and such).
Period.
End
Of
Debate[/quote]
Do I actually have to beat up the dog or can I just defeat it by turning it into a lovable cuddly puppy?
I’m good at that.
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I can actually “defeat” any dog with a good strong enclosure and the withholding of food and water until his “mind is right” (i.e., seeing things MY way) :)[/quote]
My parent’s dog is not well trained, he’s dominant and needed a firm hand to get him under control. Well anyways a cousin came over to visit my parents and he would not stop barking at her and all she did was look him in the eye and point at him and he stopped and hid behind the chair I was sitting on and would peak out from around the chair at her and she’d look right at him every time and he’d hide again. lol The most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Never seen anyone do that before. She said it was her fathers trick. Some people just really know dogs and some don’t I guess.
My cousin has Akitas.
[edit] I’m not sure if this would work in the op’s situation though as he seems to be dealing with dogs actually coming after him.
Until a fight has passed all we can do is speculate and speculation is about as useful as a ripped condom. [/quote]
No it’s not. We can stage something.
I get to pick the dog. I cover any bet against the dog v. any human here, without a weapon or the benefit of drugs to keep you going (pcp and such).
Period.
End
Of
Debate[/quote]
Well, you’re gonna keep on saying the dog wins 10/10 fights and the other guy is gonna say no way, a human can win 10/10 fights and neither of you are gonna shift views, so to make it more clear, you should just stop arguing. Fair?
Until a fight has passed all we can do is speculate and speculation is about as useful as a ripped condom. [/quote]
No it’s not. We can stage something.
I get to pick the dog. I cover any bet against the dog v. any human here, without a weapon or the benefit of drugs to keep you going (pcp and such).
Period.
End
Of
Debate[/quote]
Well, you’re gonna keep on saying the dog wins 10/10 fights and the other guy is gonna say no way, a human can win 10/10 fights and neither of you are gonna shift views, so to make it more clear, you should just stop arguing. Fair?[/quote]
Some of us have the benefit of having watched ‘man vs dog’ many times. Dog wins most of the time, it’s fairly predictable. It’s one of the reasons they get used anywhere men need to be stopped.
Until a fight has passed all we can do is speculate and speculation is about as useful as a ripped condom. [/quote]
No it’s not. We can stage something.
I get to pick the dog. I cover any bet against the dog v. any human here, without a weapon or the benefit of drugs to keep you going (pcp and such).
Period.
End
Of
Debate[/quote]
Well, you’re gonna keep on saying the dog wins 10/10 fights and the other guy is gonna say no way, a human can win 10/10 fights and neither of you are gonna shift views, so to make it more clear, you should just stop arguing. Fair?[/quote]
Some of us have the benefit of having watched ‘man vs dog’ many times. Dog wins most of the time, it’s fairly predictable. It’s one of the reasons they get used anywhere men need to be stopped.
