Another take on Kerry, from the always entertaining James Lileks:
http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/04/0304/031104.html
(if you like to the whole thing, scroll down about half way, past the personal stuff and into his political take)
?Kerry, the Democratic nomination well in hand, is moving to engage Bush, and the president is returning the favor. The Massachusetts senator said Bush has resorted to personal attacks at an unprecedented early stage in the campaign.
“George Bush is running on the same old Republican tactics of fear ? and they’re already getting tired,” he said. “But we have something better than attacks, we have the facts and we have the truth.”
Okay: what are the personal attacks? Criticizing someone?s record is not a personal attack. ?My opponent is a sad half-man who licks laudanum off the bellies of toothless syphilitic doxies? is a personal attack.
Let me put it this way: People say all sorts of things in elections. The underlings and infantry fire the cheap shots, and let the big dogs lope along the high road. But when the top officials of the party start slinging the slander, we?ve entered a different era. And no one seems to notice, because the story becomes the charge, not the nature of the accusation.
In my strange odd cramped world, I think accusing one?s opponent of treason is a personal attack. Eh? No? Okay, well, that’s just me then. (Reminder: ramp back. Eight months. Kinder. Gentler.) But recall how Al Gore accused Bush of ?betraying this country.? Reasonable people could say he misled the country, or misruled the country, and make the argument to support the assertion, but ?betrayed? is a word that has a special quality when talking about the President of the United States. I?ve heard General Wesley Clark question the President?s patriotism, and insist that his religious beliefs were misguided, because the Democratic Party is the party that truly hews to Christian doctrines. (Note to Hewitt: you HAVE to put that tape up on your site.) And of course we heard Governor Dean insert the ?Bush was warned? meme into the body politic.
There?s nothing comparable on the other side. Nothing. I mean, the Bush team runs an ad that has a second of 9/11 footage, and his opponents pitch a carefully staged fit ? because that?s all they have.
I?ll contribute $100 to the Heifer Project if Bush accuses Kerry of betraying the country. Another $100 if he accuses the Kerry camp of being corrupt liars. Oh, Kerry meant the GOP machine! Okay: $100 if Bush accuses the DNC of being corrupt liars. Oh, but he meant talk radio! Okay: $100 if Bush accuses the new liberal talk radio network of being corrupt liars.
I can imagine my mail already: Klymer! Clinton! Yellowcake! Plastic turkey! So I ask: imagine, if you will, that we?re at war. (Just pretend.) A Democrat president is attempting to pacify Krepistan, which has been shooting at American planes for a decade. The Republican candidate says he?s been in contact with foreign leaders who really want him to win, and is caught on tape telling a supporter he thinks the current administration is made up of crooked liars.
Think the New Republic might write a disapproving editorial or two?
Probably not. After all, didn?t the Democrat president note that his opponent failed to grasp the strategic importance of Krepistan? Tit. Tat.
Kerry?s said some amusingly tone-deaf things lately ? wanting to be the second Black president, for example. I called it Senatitus in a Newhouse column ? a condition characterized by an unnatural belief in the unimpeachability of your every utterance. Twenty years of saying anything in a room full of rich guys who aren?t really listening has to have an effect on one?s ego. No one ever stands up and shouts Balderdash! Poppycock! Fatuous twaddle, sir, and if you persist in this infantile display of specious drivel I shall ask for you to meet me on the field of honor at dawn. No one ever says ?Hey, Bobby Byrd. Put a sock in it. Or put a hood over it. Whatever.? This might be why so few presidents have emerged from the Senate lately. Governors have to deal with state legislatures, whose composition ranges from the canny to the truly gruesome; they have to deal with local TV reporters. They have to deal with locals, period. Senators occasionally walk among the mortals, but they often have a hitch in their gait as through their robe snagged while descending Mt. Olympus.
One last thing: Kerry said this:
Though he always has opposed the death penalty, Sen. John Kerry said Tuesday that the Sept. 11 attacks made him realize that he would want to “blow Osama bin Laden’s brains out.”
And I agree wholeheartedly. So can we drop all the hand-wringing about Bush?s ?Dear or alive? remark? We were told that this struck sensitive ears as ?cowboy? rhetoric, after all. But you know, it?s more like the words of a sheriff who draws up the reward poster. Cowboys were not known for demanding the apprehension of criminals dead or alive. Wanting to ?blow someone?s brains out? sounds like the words of someone who has the temperament of Paulie from the Sopranos.
And that is a personal attack. Sue me.