Dodgin’ Dadbods: Fortitude Training

Deep Water: Beginner Program Week 5, Day 2

Pullups
4xfailure

Bent Rows
155 4x10

Clean Pulls
155 3x10

1 min plank and 20 situps, 3 rounds, no rest

Nothing to report besides my quad still hurting in a strained-kind-of-way and my legs feeling immensely DOMSful all around. Ain’t no thang. Neighbor spent enough time commenting on the elevated garden bed I made for my wife that I offered to make her one and she gave me her giant charcoal grill in return. I have the regular circle grill, but this one is a proper grill - chimney, adjustable coal rack that you can lift and drop with a crank, etc. Got some nice hardwood charcoal and slow cooked ribs, then made hot dogs, sausages, and steak. Had the most carbs I’ve had in these 5-ish weeks with 2 hot dog buns - one with a hot dog and 1 with a sausage.

Happy Memorial Day, everyone.

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I remember the first time I realized how many carbs were in a pair of hot dog buns. Seemed totally unjustified. Mean-spirited, even …

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Who needs carbs, they’re just a waste of stomach space that could be used for meat :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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I need carb, I love carb, hot dog and burger buns are a special kind of treat. Whenever we have them I have to tell my wife only make as many as we need… otherwise I’ll end up eating the damn buns.

Btw what’s the difference between a hot dog and a sausage?

Here a hot dog is a sausage in a bun.

And that charcoal grill sounds like a monster… I’ve got the circle grill as well, nothing is as good as food made on a grill.

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My interpretation is that a hot dog is basically just a type of a sausage. It is best described as an irresponsible combination of pork tendons, buttholes and probably a fair share of rat poop, urine, severed fingers from employees, stuff like that. Hot dogs just taste a certain way, even if there are a range of shitty ones to really amazing ones.

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Over here, a hotdog would also be called a frankfurter. I’m not quite clear what the difference is, but there definitely is one. I’d have mustard and ketchup on a hotdog, but only ketchup on a sausage in a bun.

Aren’t Hot dogs are those boiled sausages ?

Well, you don’t have to boil them if that is what you mean. Fry or grill them preferably.

But that reminds me of one important characteristic…hot dogs come pre-cooked. You can eat it straight from the package. I guess sausages are still raw?

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People people, you’re ignoring the REAL question here.

How come THIS is hotdog

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And THIS is a hotdog

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But THIS is a hotdog bun?

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Shouldn’t it be that, when you take a hotdog and you add a bun to it, the name changes to something else? How is it a hotdog both in AND out of a bun?

And even MORE importantly: is a hotdog a sandwich? It’s meat between bread, no?

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It might be different in English but here, the word “hamburger” is used to refer to both the patty when on its own and when it is surrounded by bread.

Also,

Is a hamburger a sandwich? Is a folded pizza?


Is this a sandwhich?

It can work the same in the states, but you would use an article like “a hamburger” when describing in bread while just “hamburger” when it is just the meat.

But I feel bad about this derail, haha.

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I don’t think a discussion of meat is a derail in this log of late.

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Might have belonged in the Food Porn Thread after a moment there. But, it already seems as if crimes against Italy are being committed there and we’d just add to the chaos.

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Guilty as charged :sweat_smile:

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Most hot dogs are beef while sausage is pork. There are also turkey dogs which are obviously ground up turkey. All of them are leftovers from the butchering process.

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What’s the difference between a beefburger and a hamburger. Are hamburgers made from pork?

Nobody says beefburger here - hamburgers are assumed to be beef unless otherwise specified. Makes no sense, but there it is.

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Wait what

Over here they’re generally a mix of chicken and pork.

I thought generally Hotdog requirements are generally to be a long straight sausage with a smoked flavour? Eyeballs and assholes optional ingredients, but usually a given.