Doctor Tells Patient She Is Fat

This sounds like my doctor he always told me that I was “big” ok yeah Ronnie Coleman is big too…but he’s not fat…I was fat…damn it tell me I’m fat doc.

Then I just figured out that I was fat (well actually the other kids in school told me that I was fat) so I decided to change my life…If my doc would have said…Chris your fat, stop eating the damn donuts everymorning lay off the sugar in the cereal, eat some damn eggs. Instead his comments where lay off the pasta…Do I look italian, thank you very much bitch don’t tell me to lay off the pasta bitch.

Events like these remind me how much I like this Chris Shugart blog (even though it is a bit extreme):

Die Fatty Die

http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=491379

[quote]Dave Astle wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
It’s the mentality that a person is not responsible for his or her own actions, but it’s everyone else’s fault.

It’s that, and this stupid notion that we somehow have a Constitutionally-granted right to never be offended. I can’t decide what’s worse: all the people who have become so incredibly thin-skinned, or the system that has opted to cater to these people.[/quote]

Ge, don’t we see that on this site extremely often? It isn’t just the fat people who act as if no one can ever speak to them in a way that even slightly offends them.

man, I wish someone would stand up and put a stop to all this pussy ass bitching and whining we all hear about these days. “Mcdonalds made me fat!”,
“he told me I am fat!”, “your coffee burned me!”

a good Shut the f*** Up, would do IMO.

[quote]The Mage wrote:
I was recently in a Wal-Mart, and there was a super fat woman on one of the scooters that are supposed to help the disabled get around, not prevent fat people from burning calories by walking.

She motored into the ice cream isle, took a package of ice cream bars out, promptly opened it up and started eating one right there in the middle of the store before paying for it. Usually I ignore these people, but I gave her such a disgusted look. She couldn?t even wait to get to her car before shoving those calories down her throat.

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that is the funniest thing I read in while. lol
although it is kind of sad in a way.

[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Hey guys, it’s not the woman’s fault she is fat. It’s her glands. Plus, she has a slow metabolism. Also, she doesn’t have time to work out. And she has been misled by McDonalds for years, believing their menu was actually healthy. A Dunkin Donuts opened next to her house- what was she going to do? The gym costs money and is a whole 15 minutes away by car! She’s too tired after eight hours of work to make healthy food. And TV and magazine advertising forces her to eat pizza and ice cream. And she’s not fat really. She’s only 250, at 5’2".[/quote]

You forgot the new excuse: You get fat from a bacteria infection. Fatassimus Lardassimus it’s called, IIRC.

[quote]Hilltop Boy wrote:
Then I just figured out that I was fat (well actually the other kids in school told me that I was fat)[/quote]

Maybe the fat lady should try that. Go walk (or waddle, or whatever) in a school yard to get a few dozen second opinions.

Kids are brutally honest.

I just saw the doctor being interviewed on Fox.

He gave the tele# of the Gov.'s office, and told everyone to call up and let them know what a steaming pile of malarky this has turned into.

This guy did everything right. As a physician, I tell atleast 3 people a day that they are obese, and need to lose weight. If they don’t understand medical terms, I tell them they are fat by medical standards which means obese. I don’t think I would be doing my job as a doc if I didn’t tell they fatties to lose weight as often as I tell the smokers to quit smoking. And I’ve given more than one patient this website for a reference.

 As an aside, I hate BMI as a measure of obesity because it doesn't take in to consideration muscle mass.  I can usually tell who it's gonna be accurate for though.

[quote]KombatAthlete wrote:
This is the kind of shit that America gets made fun of for. It is supposed to be a free country but a doctor can’t tell a patient medically classified as obese that she is obese? This is bullshit in the highest form.[/quote]

You’re so right. I’ve been passing this story around my department, and a good many comments were made on you Americans.

Not positive comments, of course.

Problem is, all this crap is catching on in Europe. So you get a 60 year-old English farmer jailed for killing a thief that broke into his isolated farm, and the thief’s son (wounded in the robbery) sueing the farmer for it.

If truth hurts…
prepare for pain.

-Anathema


Send her to Dr Phil’s program!!!

[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Hey guys, it’s not the woman’s fault she is fat. It’s her glands. Plus, she has a slow metabolism. Also, she doesn’t have time to work out. And she has been misled by McDonalds for years, believing their menu was actually healthy. A Dunkin Donuts opened next to her house- what was she going to do? The gym costs money and is a whole 15 minutes away by car! She’s too tired after eight hours of work to make healthy food. And TV and magazine advertising forces her to eat pizza and ice cream. And she’s not fat really. She’s only 250, at 5’2".[/quote]

[quote]Miserere wrote:
KombatAthlete wrote:
This is the kind of shit that America gets made fun of for. It is supposed to be a free country but a doctor can’t tell a patient medically classified as obese that she is obese? This is bullshit in the highest form.

You’re so right. I’ve been passing this story around my department, and a good many comments were made on you Americans.

Not positive comments, of course.

Problem is, all this crap is catching on in Europe. So you get a 60 year-old English farmer jailed for killing a thief that broke into his isolated farm, and the thief’s son (wounded in the robbery) sueing the farmer for it.

If truth hurts…
prepare for pain.

-Anathema[/quote]

true enough…but my mum and sister love coming to visit Ohio from England, they say they feel so slim when they are here

[quote]Miserere wrote:
KombatAthlete wrote:
This is the kind of shit that America gets made fun of for. It is supposed to be a free country but a doctor can’t tell a patient medically classified as obese that she is obese? This is bullshit in the highest form.

You’re so right. I’ve been passing this story around my department, and a good many comments were made on you Americans.

Not positive comments, of course.

Problem is, all this crap is catching on in Europe. So you get a 60 year-old English farmer jailed for killing a thief that broke into his isolated farm, and the thief’s son (wounded in the robbery) sueing the farmer for it.

If truth hurts…
prepare for pain.

-Anathema[/quote]

Blame it all on us Americans huh? Get a clue.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
Blame it all on us Americans huh? Get a clue.[/quote]

OK, I’ll just make sure it’s not an American clue. :wink:

[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
Thin skinned fat people. An oxymoron of the highest caliber. Thats up there with jumbo shrimp.
[/quote]

Of course they are thin skinned, it is all stretched out.

A lot of this stuff has been going on longer in Europe than in America.

England has all but eliminated the right for self defense. Some states in America have also, but thankfully most have not followed the European lead.

America does tend to fatter and have more frivolous lawsuits.

[quote]Miserere wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Blame it all on us Americans huh? Get a clue.

OK, I’ll just make sure it’s not an American clue. ;-)[/quote]

Tomato…Tomahto…

[quote]Rockscar wrote:

Blame it all on us Americans huh? Get a clue.[/quote]

Lol, stop spreading your wimpy, overly-defensive attitude.

[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
A lot this stuff has been going on longer in Europe than in America.

England has all but eliminated the right for self defense. Some states in America have also, but thankfully most have not followed the European lead.

America does tend to fatter and have more frivolous lawsuits.[/quote]

Amen. If you want to find examples of the excesses of liberalism, I’d refer you to Europe, the UK, and (of course) Canada.

Think about your “hate speech” laws… really ponder them for a bit… and then, see if you can really blame this on us.

[quote]KiloSprinter wrote:
man, I wish someone would stand up and put a stop to all this pussy ass bitching and whining we all hear about these days. “Mcdonalds made me fat!”,
“he told me I am fat!”, “your coffee burned me!”

a good Shut the f*** Up, would do IMO.

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I have to say the Mcdonalds coffee is way too hot. The other day I got some and for some reason thought I might be able to drink it with my food. Well even taking a sip instantly blistered the roof of my mouth. I understand coffee is suppose to be hot but that is just extreme.

Before you ask why I was eating there in the first place, I was out of town for business with some others and it was that or nothing.