Do You Drink Coffee?

[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
Does anyone have one of those Keurig one cup coffee makers, or something similar?

Probably going to be a hearty ‘no’ from you people that should just have an IV of coffee hooked up and call it good :-p

But I’ve heard good things about them so seeing if anyone can vouch for it.[/quote]

It depends on how much of a coffee snob you are. They are very, very convenient, but the coffee isn’t as good as fresh ground and brewed stuff. I use them at work sometimes because it’s easy and free and they certainly get the job done.

Btw, despite my best efforts to not appear creepy, you get prettier and prettier with every avatar change. :slight_smile:

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You guys have some hard core sensitive taste buds, because I can’t tell one roast from the next. Well that is not 100% true. I grew up on the ol NY standard of a “Coffee Regular” 2 creams-2sugars. Once that is done it all taste like pure creamy goodness.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

…Btw, despite my best efforts to not appear creepy, you get prettier and prettier with every avatar change. :)[/quote]

I was thinkin’ the same thing.[/quote]

Aw thanks you guys!

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Why, yes… I do drink coffee.

DD = diarrhea
Tim Hortons = semi-sold diarrhea (aka mudslide)
Starbuck = decent, as in it’s always the same. Their iced coffee is good, hot sucks balls.

Pete’s coffee = black gold

Lanky I love you…No Homo…maybe a little…for bringing Jack Daniels coffee into my life.

Whoever the douche that mentioned yellow teeth is… I use a Sonicare and brush 3 times a day so I can enjoy me coffeez…so blow me. (Not really serious)

I also use and aerobie aeropress…it’s like a french press with a filter. I can make a cup in under 30 seconds, not counting boiling the water.

as long as you’re willing to make a pot I’ll drink it.
we have free coffee at work all day. I toss 2 packs of swiss miss instant cocoa with marshmallows in my 20 oz cup and fill it up with coffee. laugh if you want but the jamocha tastes damn good.

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
DD = diarrhea
Tim Hortons = semi-sold diarrhea (aka mudslide)
Starbuck = decent, as in it’s always the same. Their iced coffee is good, hot sucks balls.

Pete’s coffee = black gold
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Dude you called it. Today I got some DD coffee, Large Hazelnut w/ skim and splenda. I just had the squirts. And just before that I sharted. That’s right, DD made me shart. I haven’t sharted in years. Never again, DD.

[quote]silverblood wrote:
as long as you’re willing to make a pot I’ll drink it.
we have free coffee at work all day. I toss 2 packs of swiss miss instant cocoa with marshmallows in my 20 oz cup and fill it up with coffee. laugh if you want but the jamocha tastes damn good. [/quote]

I bet you eat the marshmellows first and giggle when you have a chocolatety mustache, don’t you, FAG?!?

That’s not coffee, Miss Swiss Miss! That’s bullshit!@!@!

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
DD = diarrhea
Tim Hortons = semi-sold diarrhea (aka mudslide)
Starbuck = decent, as in it’s always the same. Their iced coffee is good, hot sucks balls.

Pete’s coffee = black gold
[/quote]
Dude you called it. Today I got some DD coffee, Large Hazelnut w/ skim and splenda. I just had the squirts. And just before that I sharted. That’s right, DD made me shart. I haven’t sharted in years. Never again, DD.[/quote]

HAZELNUT+SKIM+SPLENDA = FAG

You deserve the shits, homo!!

[quote]silverblood wrote:
as long as you’re willing to make a pot I’ll drink it.
we have free coffee at work all day. I toss 2 packs of swiss miss instant cocoa with marshmallows in my 20 oz cup and fill it up with coffee. laugh if you want but the jamocha tastes damn good. [/quote]

I bet you’re drinking that gaymocha drink right now, aren’t ya, Trixie?!?

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]PB Andy wrote:

[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
DD = diarrhea
Tim Hortons = semi-sold diarrhea (aka mudslide)
Starbuck = decent, as in it’s always the same. Their iced coffee is good, hot sucks balls.

Pete’s coffee = black gold
[/quote]
Dude you called it. Today I got some DD coffee, Large Hazelnut w/ skim and splenda. I just had the squirts. And just before that I sharted. That’s right, DD made me shart. I haven’t sharted in years. Never again, DD.[/quote]

HAZELNUT+SKIM+SPLENDA = FAG

You deserve the shits, homo!!

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I agree. I felt like such a bitch after buying that.

I got one of these and it’s the coolest thing ever. It’s a bit of a bother for everyday use but it makes excellent coffee. It doesn’t take as long as it seems in the video. Maybe 6-7 minute.

No. If I drink too much of this shit I start getting heart palpitations.

[quote]Wambat wrote:
No. If I drink too much of this shit I start getting heart palpitations. [/quote]

Stop drinking shit man. Drink coffee mate.

[quote]OsakaNate wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
This may sound like heresy but I went back to instant coffee. Nescafe.[/quote]

Yeah, me too. Is this an Asia thing?

God damn coffee makers are just too expensive in this country…[/quote]

Have you both tried coffee from Vietnam? Quite good.

My girlfriend had been making us coffee for a while before she told me she was using the Kopi Luwak coffee, which is made from coffee beans that some small rodent in Indonesia eats and shits out but doesn’t digest the beans.
Really, I’m not kidding.