DBCooper is my new best friend.
One of my clients has one of these in their office:
I’ll be damned if that thing doesn’t make a phenomenal cup of coffee.
Everyone in this thread has yellow teeth.
*except me
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
One of my clients has one of these in their office:
I’ll be damned if that thing doesn’t make a phenomenal cup of coffee.[/quote]
Price: $6,756.75
Sale: $5,197.50
You Save: $1,559.25 (23%)
Damn Lanky can you adopt me, you hang with some rich motherfuckers.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Favorite coffee selection when drinking at a commercial coffee shop (because they never do brew it as strong as I do at home):
“Shot (or two) in the dark.” Sometimes known as a “redeye” or “double redeye”.
One or two shots of espresso IN a brewed cup of black coffee - - high octane racing fuel. Get the fuck outta my way, world. I got me some things to do today.[/quote]
I like to call two shots in a cup of coffee a Depth Charge.
Biglifter, you share my thoughts.
Coffee is the juice of life, haha
[quote]pushharder wrote:
While we’re at it…forget that cream, sugar, Splenda, half and half bullshit…we might as admit that 135 proof rye whiskey goes well when added to coffee. [/quote]
My traditional ice fishing ‘coffee’ is some brew and Courvoisier cognac.
The locals insist on Allen’s Coffee Brandy and milk (aka “Liquid Panty Remover” aka “Fat Ass in a Glass”)
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
One of my clients has one of these in their office:
I’ll be damned if that thing doesn’t make a phenomenal cup of coffee.[/quote]
Price: $6,756.75
Sale: $5,197.50
You Save: $1,559.25 (23%)
Damn Lanky can you adopt me, you hang with some rich motherfuckers. [/quote]
Lol, by client I mean business, and a rather large business with a couple hundred million in cash. I’m still rocking the basic Mr. Coffee.
With that Pavoni, every cup is single brewed from fresh ground coffee and I imagine Push, DB and the other strong coffee lovers would love that machine.
Push - you’re not fucking around with that 135 proof. That shit’ll put some hair on your chest.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
While we’re at it…forget that cream, sugar, Splenda, half and half bullshit…we might as admit that 135 proof rye whiskey goes well when added to coffee. [/quote]
You my friend, have just discovered what my people call “caffe corretto”, or what is known as “corrected coffee.” You see, plain ol’ coffee is sometimes “incorrect”, and must be corrected by adding liquor to it. Usually it’s grappa, which could run your vehicle most likely, but that 135 proof shit would work just fine too.
And yes, I have a shit ton of chest hair which must be maintained. Otherwise, I am liable to have my head end up on Push’s wall, next to Mastadon’s, Woolie Mammoth’s, and a very respectable collection of panties from women of the world.
1-2 cups a day of my favorite coffee called “what we got”, usually Folgers, I have a hard time spending money on good coffee but sometimes we’ll spring for DD’s. Used to work for a company that provided Starbucks and it was awesome.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
One of my clients has one of these in their office:
I’ll be damned if that thing doesn’t make a phenomenal cup of coffee.[/quote]
Price: $6,756.75
Sale: $5,197.50
You Save: $1,559.25 (23%)
Damn Lanky can you adopt me, you hang with some rich motherfuckers. [/quote]
Lol, by client I mean business, and a rather large business with a couple hundred million in cash. I’m still rocking the basic Mr. Coffee.
With that Pavoni, every cup is single brewed from fresh ground coffee and I imagine Push, DB and the other strong coffee lovers would love that machine.
Push - you’re not fucking around with that 135 proof. That shit’ll put some hair on your chest.[/quote]
Thats my coffee maker I have in my kitchen.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Yes, that is my bed ^.
And those are her panties.[/quote]
And is my envy 