Do You Drink Coffee?

I’m a green tea girl.

But sometimes on the weekend or if I need cheering up I’ll have a cafe mocha … which is only half coffee

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
I fucking love coffee.

I drink it black.

It doesn’t matter where it comes from (7-11, AMPM, Tims, Starbucks, Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf) as long as it’s a large size and it’s black and there’s nothing else in it but heat and coffee.

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I’m with you. I’ll drink that shit when it’s two days old, I’ll use old coffee instead of water to brew new coffee, I’ll add this morning’s grounds to this afternoon’s grounds, I don’t give a fuck. I used to work at Sugar Bowl in Tahoe one winter and I had this mug I kept with me at the top of the lift that I’d fill with coffee and hot chocolate powder every day and never wash out. After a month or so I could just pour boiling water into the mug and Presto! a cup of coffee.

edit: cuz Imma dirty mothafucka like that.

I can’t believe this thread has gone 2 pages and no one said:

“I like my coffee like I like my women…”

Disappoint!

Oh-- hot, black, strong, and first thing in the morning…

Anyone do “WaWa” coffee (NJ/PA/MD/DE/NY)? I miss it. Fuck Sheetz.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
“I like my coffee like I like my women…”[/quote]

…with my dick in it?

I’m sipping on my hot cup of black coffee as I type this. As an engineering student at KU, I can’t live without it! :slight_smile:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I can’t believe this thread has gone 2 pages and no one said:

“I like my coffee like I like my women…”

Disappoint!

Oh-- hot, black, strong, and first thing in the morning…
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I like the cut of your jib, sir.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
“I like my coffee like I like my women…”[/quote]

Ground up and in the freezer?

[quote]crimson_lily wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
“I like my coffee like I like my women…”[/quote]

Ground up and in the freezer?[/quote]

Gagged and tied in my secret dungeon?

That doesnt even make sense.

[quote]crimson_lily wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
“I like my coffee like I like my women…”[/quote]

Ground up and in the freezer?[/quote]

Eeeeeek!

Doesn’t that dry them out and make them bitter?

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
“I like my coffee like I like my women…”[/quote]

…with my dick in it?[/quote]

This.
No need for spoons or stir sticks anymore. Just make sure it’s not scalding hot like McD’s. (Although if a woman got $2 million for scalded thighs, you might get double.)

FTR, I love my coffee. Drink several cups a day and will never have to worry about Parkinsons, diabetes, or gall stones, thank you very much.

I’ve cut back recently on it. My consumption went way up after I quit smoking, then dropped back to normal- which was still alot.

I’ve read that a large amount of caffeine makes it harder to stay lean and burns out the adrenal glands. It’s also rough on my stomach, so I try to limit it to one or two cups a day, in the morning, and the rest is green tea or some other type of tea.

FTR, Starbucks got a bad rap because it became too trendy and too gay, but their coffee is good and their iced coffee blows DD iced coffee away. Iced coffee > Hot Coffee. Yes, even in the winter.

That being said, most of my favorite coffees are home brews.

Peet’s Coffee is good.

Jack Daniels Coffee is better.

What are you guys home brewing? Anyone that comes in here with that Maxwell House, Folgers bullshit deserves 2 swift kicks to the grundle.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTR, Starbucks got a bad rap because it became too trendy and too gay, but their coffee is good and their iced coffee blows DD iced coffee away. Iced coffee > Hot Coffee. Yes, even in the winter.

That being said, most of my favorite coffees are home brews.

Peet’s Coffee is good.

Jack Daniels Coffee is better.

What are you guys home brewing? Anyone that comes in here with that Maxwell House, Folgers bullshit deserves 2 swift kicks to the grundle.

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Who ARE you?

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTR, Starbucks got a bad rap because it became too trendy and too gay, but their coffee is good and their iced coffee blows DD iced coffee away. Iced coffee > Hot Coffee. Yes, even in the winter.

That being said, most of my favorite coffees are home brews.

Peet’s Coffee is good.

Jack Daniels Coffee is better.

What are you guys home brewing? Anyone that comes in here with that Maxwell House, Folgers bullshit deserves 2 swift kicks to the grundle.

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Lanky I love coffee man but no fucking way I pay 25 dollars for Jack Daniels coffee. Bring on the Maxwell house or Folgers. :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTR, Starbucks got a bad rap because it became too trendy and too gay, but their coffee is good and their iced coffee blows DD iced coffee away. Iced coffee > Hot Coffee. Yes, even in the winter.

That being said, most of my favorite coffees are home brews.

Peet’s Coffee is good.

Jack Daniels Coffee is better.

What are you guys home brewing? Anyone that comes in here with that Maxwell House, Folgers bullshit deserves 2 swift kicks to the grundle.

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Lanky I love coffee man but no fucking way I pay 25 dollars for Jack Daniels coffee. Bring on the Maxwell house or Folgers. :stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

You get 3 bags of it!! Lol, definitely a bit pricier but I love me some coffee and I love me some JD. And god damn if they don’t go well together.

Btw, two kicks to the grundle for you!

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTR, Starbucks got a bad rap because it became too trendy and too gay, but their coffee is good and their iced coffee blows DD iced coffee away. Iced coffee > Hot Coffee. Yes, even in the winter.

That being said, most of my favorite coffees are home brews.

Peet’s Coffee is good.

Jack Daniels Coffee is better.

What are you guys home brewing? Anyone that comes in here with that Maxwell House, Folgers bullshit deserves 2 swift kicks to the grundle.

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Lanky I love coffee man but no fucking way I pay 25 dollars for Jack Daniels coffee. Bring on the Maxwell house or Folgers. :stuck_out_tongue: [/quote]

You get 3 bags of it!! Lol, definitely a bit pricier but I love me some coffee and I love me some JD. And god damn if they don’t go well together.

Btw, two kicks to the grundle for you![/quote]

Its cool my grundle is fixed and only works on federal holidays.

I have been banned by the wife from drinking Jack, last time I ended up in the drunk tank. Might be pushing it if I drink the coffee who the hell knows where I would end up.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTR, Starbucks got a bad rap because it became too trendy and too gay, but their coffee is good and their iced coffee blows DD iced coffee away. Iced coffee > Hot Coffee. Yes, even in the winter.

That being said, most of my favorite coffees are home brews.

Peet’s Coffee is good.

Jack Daniels Coffee is better.

What are you guys home brewing? Anyone that comes in here with that Maxwell House, Folgers bullshit deserves 2 swift kicks to the grundle.

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Who ARE you?
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No, no, no. Who are YOU?? You no Wawa coffee havin’ biatch!

Btw, Jesus H. Christ you’re getting bigger.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
FTR, Starbucks got a bad rap because it became too trendy and too gay, but their coffee is good and their iced coffee blows DD iced coffee away. Iced coffee > Hot Coffee. Yes, even in the winter.

That being said, most of my favorite coffees are home brews.

Peet’s Coffee is good.

Jack Daniels Coffee is better.

What are you guys home brewing? Anyone that comes in here with that Maxwell House, Folgers bullshit deserves 2 swift kicks to the grundle.

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Who ARE you?
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No, no, no. Who are YOU?? You no Wawa coffee havin’ biatch!

Btw, Jesus H. Christ you’re getting bigger.[/quote]

I’m putting a lot of heavy cream in my kwaw-ffey.