And you don’t take humor well too!
I speak in general for your fantasies like you see stings everywhere but if you immediately talk personally for me that IMy not in ur fantasies (which I didn’t say at all) I have to assume otherwise as you vigorously denied it without me implying it at all.
Anyway, maybe you should see another kind of doc after this answer…
You forgot to sign off “Kenny Croxdale”.
Ah the classic ‘No you’ uber burn comeback of comebacks.
I couldn’t help noticing the particular shade of purple on the wall behind you.
Was this picture taken at a Planet Fitness by any chance?
Check his/her attitude from the beggining.
I mean like a bitc* I stole her bf almost attacking without even knowing me. Trying to use some humor he/she attacks again. Sorry I’m not a psychiatrist whatever behavioral problem it’s not going to be solved here ![]()
Oh, me too. Yeah, I meant that as an expression. Not some other way? You must have thought I mean it to be read using the words. I’m not even typing this. These are just letter blobs that people think are words.
I’m all tapped out on medical suggestions. Maybe we can tell each other different things we don’t think the other needs.
“Hey guys, can I get some feedback?”
“Here you go”
“Screw you!”
Yup, seems about right.
You speak in riddles, love.
One of my favorite interview moments of all time comes by way of Mariusz Pudzianowski.
During an interview, Mariusz, the 5x World’s Strongest Man/possibly cyborg sent from the future to eliminate humanity in the most inefficient method possible via 1-on-1 MMA fights, was asked if he had ever used steroids.
In a moment of complete and total honesty, he responded with an affirmative.
The interviewer went on the ask Mariusz how long ago it was that he used steroids.
Mariusz responded by asking “Well what time is it now?”
Reminds me of when poker player Thor Hansen won $1M in a WPT tournament, and the interviewer asked him “what are you going to do with the money?”
He said: “I need to pay off some debts.”
The interviewer says “great, but what about the rest?”
“Well, they’ll just have to wait.”
I read this in his voice, and its just so damn funny that way.
I was guessing hickeys. Or maybe liver spots.
I think my favourite pudz quote (possibly wrongly attributed), when asked why WSM competitors took steroids is “because otherwise they’d have to rename the competition”
Thank you for getting me thru 30 mins of work.
ESPN has an article about Hafthor Bjornson using steroids:
It got heavily edited after some social media clapback. Original article even had “Lets hope he’s not using steroids this time around” This is what happens when kids get hired because of their parents connections.
In fairness to that, Hafthor is popular with the world because of GoT. Mariusz is a demigod in Poland, but beyond that the collective world didn’t care about him, so him saying he used steroids didn’t bother anyone. Thor being honest about it ruffled a lot more feathers.
Which is, of course, insane. If people legitimately believed that a 6’8 Icelandic giant that was the strongest human in the world and was paid to portray the strongest human in a fantasy world WASN’T using steroids, how goddamn big and strong did they think he would get if he was on them?
This argument makes me want you to take steroids. 405x100 deadlifts? Can we start a GoRoidMe for you?
Sonuvabitch why did you put this idea in my head?
Could get it done in 50 minutes if I used a every 30 seconds cadence.
Goddamnit…
I think you can do it!
Coming soon:
Re-Rebirth of the Juggernaut: Post Lumbar Spine Reconstruction