I have to disagree on this
Well yeah: who else could?
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I was SO expecting this answer 
(and the next one)
Is that because free will is an illusion and we’re all on a pre-determined path?
Of all the directions I expected this thread to go, this was not one of them
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No, because you are all just in my mind.
I found it funny (as in, expected) that two teenage boys were the first to start giving likes. But hey what the hell, I will too.
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This forum is nondeterministic. That’s one thing I learned over the past two years here.
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It’s always a wild ride with @T3hPwnisher, but of course I say that because I’m just part of his thoughts.
Nah I definitely wouldn’t say roided. Then again you may have started pinning something last night
Can’t tell unless we see hams and glutes. Maybe people do see pin marks? @poisoneve
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Easy tiger
You don’t look like you lift. If you do, not heavy at all. Taking steroids does not make you big, progressive overload while on steroids is the answer.
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Verrrry puffy and exaggerated lower body.
Implants, injections (like that bruise looking thing on the hip, and bee sting looking mark on the right quad, just south of the thumb-east of the index finger) or some kind of circulatory problem.
Peripheral artery disease or something.
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Hip thrusts don’t even cross your mind right haha when it comes to the bruises?? Shame you haven’t tried it so far if you read the articles it’s the best exercise for performance and strength… The other you mention I can’t answer to your fantasies sorry. Just educate yourself more. And visit an eye doctor.
Make the revelation and we’ll talk again 
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You don’t take criticism well at all.
It looks like you have peripheral edema.
You aren’t part of any of my fantasies, so don’t flatter yourself at my expense, staypuft.
And visit a cardiologist.
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Yeah… like do you want us to tell you look roided out? There are dudes here on roids who dont even look it!
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Damn it! Now that scene is playing in my head!
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I came here to provide help to the OP and to everyone reading and to make an observation.
Help
If someone asks if you are using steroids and it’s face to face, assuming it’s not law enforcement, the best thing you can say is “yes”.
The discussion will then go down a finite set of paths. Either:
- they leave you alone after they got the answer they wanted.
- they ask you how much you take (answer: just 1 before you come to the gym to train*)
- they ask how to get some (answer: “call this number” and give them the number of your local police station)
Usually it is some combination of the above. This interaction will almost certainly pan out better than attempting to deny.
*If it gets to showing them your steroids, take out a tub of creatine and show them a scoop
Observation
We got to philosophy before any lude comments were made. Sad.
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