That woman makes me sick. I’m gonna puke…
$43 million per year for doing nothing? Really?
Fucking Bitch. How much does .50 cal ammunition cost?
Swedish bitch: ‘Me love you long time. Sucky, sucky 43 million dolla.’
hmmmm…
little expensive for mah tastes.
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Swedish bitch: ‘Me love you long time. Sucky, sucky 43 million dolla.’
hmmmm…
little expensive for mah tastes.[/quote]
LOL, yeah maybe if she grew up in Hanoi.
I come from a Swedish family and it would probably be along the lines of “Und ya, I perform the fellatio on erect phallus, sum 40 million Krona. This is agreeable ya?”
Beat the bitch square and half to death and bury her alive in pig shit!
[quote]Christine wrote:
Paste42 wrote:
I dunno about ‘trophy’ wife. With all that money I would’ve expected at least some type of plastic surgery. She looks pretty normal to me.
Yeah, but he is 31 years older than she is… anyone really think they married for love?
[/quote]
I bet he married her when all the wimmens his age had retired their kneepads long ago 
I’d go for 31 years younger than myself, too, if that were the case…
[quote]Christine wrote:
I was searching to verify Varq’s story, and came across this…
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us
How much would an orangutute go for I wonder?
This is a sick, sick world.[/quote]
My head hurts.
Judgment Day cannot came too soon as far as I’m concerned.
[quote]Christine wrote:
I was searching to verify Varq’s story, and came across this…
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us
How much would an orangutute go for I wonder?
This is a sick, sick world.[/quote]
is this where the term one trick pony comes from?
[quote]Christine wrote:
I was searching to verify Varq’s story, and came across this…
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us
How much would an orangutute go for I wonder?
This is a sick, sick world.[/quote]
I avoided that until now…and now I wish I had continued to ignore it.
I honestly believe some people are simply born evil.
It’s one thing to be the type of person who learns to hunt and does so for survival…and another to be the guy who starts murdering the pets in the neighborhood at the age of 8.
If you ever find yourself asking the question, “Should I have sex with a primate or not?”, just shoot yourself.
This thread reinforces my desire to never get married, and my belief that people are retarded.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
Swedish bitch: ‘Me love you long time. Sucky, sucky 43 million dolla.’
hmmmm…
little expensive for mah tastes.
LOL, yeah maybe if she grew up in Hanoi.
I come from a Swedish family and it would probably be along the lines of “Und ya, I perform the fellatio on erect phallus, sum 40 million Krona. This is agreeable ya?”
[/quote]
Hehehehhehe oh god hahahahah I’m imagining her saying that. Hilarious.
Damn, you swedish do have ridiculously fine woman tough (Renton agrees on this one i’m sho). Damn I’m only 5’4 feet tall. I mean, I think would need to stand on a freaking box or something to doggy style a swedish woman.
It would be midget porn actually. 
Damn. Hmmm…
[quote]Christine wrote:
I was searching to verify Varq’s story, and came across this…
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us
How much would an orangutute go for I wonder?
This is a sick, sick world.[/quote]
That is probably the grossest thing i’ve ever read. What a bunch of inbred sick fucks.
Sometimes i think that getting hit by an asteroid would be a good thing. Thin the herd out a little you know.
He should of just married a 20 year old stripper, and had a prenup that after so many years they would be divorced and she would get 4 million. thats way cheaper and he could upgrade every 10 years. SWEEET.
Professor X, I dont know what you are a professor of, but homo sapiens are primates. Put your hands up and step away from the livestock.
[quote]Scrotus wrote:
He should of just married a 20 year old stripper, and had a prenup that after so many years they would be divorced and she would get 4 million. thats way cheaper and he could upgrade every 10 years. SWEEET.
Professor X, I dont know what you are a professor of, but homo sapiens are primates. Put your hands up and step away from the livestock.[/quote]
Wait, I really needed to write “nonhuman primate” lest someone nitpick my education?
Gee, “Sweet” only has TWO "E"s, money amounts usually specify what currency so “4 million” what?
You also wrote a run-on sentence that would choke a 5th grade grammar teacher. Anything else I can harp on?
Also, “He should of just married” should be “He should have just married.”
You can’t use a comma and a coordinating conjunction unless you have a subject after the conjunction. “…stripper, and had a prenup…” should have read “…stripper and had a prenup…”
You missed a comma after “cheaper” as commas are used to separate independent clauses.
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
rasturai wrote:
I really don’t even know what to say to what you just posted.
Agreed.[/quote]
Wrong thread.
I shouldn’t keep more than one window open at a time.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Scrotus wrote:
He should of just married a 20 year old stripper, and had a prenup that after so many years they would be divorced and she would get 4 million. thats way cheaper and he could upgrade every 10 years. SWEEET.
Professor X, I dont know what you are a professor of, but homo sapiens are primates. Put your hands up and step away from the livestock.
Wait, I really needed to write “nonhuman primate” lest someone nitpick my education?
Gee, “Sweet” only has TWO "E"s, money amounts usually specify what currency so “4 million” what?
You also wrote a run-on sentence that would choke a 5th grade grammar teacher. Anything else I can harp on?[/quote]
I am sorry for hurting your feelings. Hugs and kisses forever.
And 4 million yen, sorry for not being specific.
Similar to Heather Mills, she Can’t Understand Normal Thinking! What a greedy and materialistic bitch. Another sad commentary about marriage these days.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
[i]HARTFORD, Conn. - A 36-year-old Swedish countess divorcing a former CEO says she cannot live on $43 million.
Marie Douglas-David, a former investment banker, says she has no income and needs her 67-year-old husband, George David, to pay her more than $53,000 a week ? more than most U.S. households make in a year ? to cover her expenses.[/i]
Her WEEKLY expenses:
http://media.nbcbayarea.com/documents/douglas-david-divorce.pdf[/quote]
To me the real obscenity is that Mr. David has enough money to pay for her five-house lifestyle in the first place, and that he could afford to throw $43,000,000 at her like it was chump change.
Where did she learn to be a blood-sucking leach in the first place?
Or when Greg Norman was asked about his $100,000,000 divorce settlement, “The good news is that I had it to give.”