I was bitten by a spider over my left eyebrow about a week ago now. About 3 or 4 days later, my face was distorted and left eye swollen closed. Horrible headache, no equilibrium, can’t drive well… etc,etc…
He bit you in the eyebrow= It gets swollen.
Your face is distorted= Your eyebrow is swollen.
Headache= It bit you in the head.
Can’t drive= You can only see on one eye.
Is there some kind of sarcasm-thing I’ve missed here or are you real stupid?
You’ve recently encountered the rare Diabetes Spider, or Arachinus Diabetus.
God help your soul.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
You’ve recently encountered the rare Diabetes Spider, or Arachinus Diabetus.
God help your soul.[/quote]
On a more serious note, if you really think you have diabetes it would probably be better served to go and get a diagnosis from a real doctor as opposed to coming and asking for a diagnosis from T-Nation… in Get a Life… on the internet…
[quote]alocubano1110 wrote:
can’t drive well… etc,etc… [/quote]
Could be the dreaded Sex Change Spider…
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At least it wasn’t the hemorrhoid tarantula.
Hmmm…good name for a band.
Just remember,… with great power comes great… ah forget it -lol
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[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
Just remember,… with great power comes great… ah forget it -lol
S
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I laughed.
diabeetus di di diabeetus
[quote]alocubano1110 wrote:
I was bitten by a spider over my left eyebrow about a week ago now. About 3 or 4 days later, my face was distorted and left eye swollen closed. Horrible headache, no equilibrium, can’t drive well… etc,etc… [/quote]
Im pretty sure he posted this just to see everyones reaction… lol
[quote]alocubano1110 wrote:
I was bitten by a spider over my left eyebrow about a week ago now. About 3 or 4 days later, my face was distorted and left eye swollen closed. Horrible headache, no equilibrium, can’t drive well… etc,etc… [/quote]
I cannot properly diagnose you without a picture of your eye.
But my guess is that you have less than 24 hours to live. Good luck.
You can only get diabetes from the Sugar Spider. Are you a pastry chef? Because they most commonly encounter these spiders on the job. Most high-end bakers’ kitchens are equipped with small environs that contain the Insulin Spider, used to counteract the bite of the Sugar Spider. Getting bit by a spider accidentally is bad enough. But to voluntarily endure the bite of the Insulin Spider is difficult but essential.
lol at this whole thread
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Getting bit by a spider accidentally is bad enough. But to voluntarily endure the bite of the Insulin Spider is difficult but essential.[/quote]
Didnt CT recently write an article about controlled usage of the Insulin Spider for muscle gains?
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Getting bit by a spider accidentally is bad enough. But to voluntarily endure the bite of the Insulin Spider is difficult but essential.
Didnt CT recently write an article about controlled usage of the Insulin Spider for muscle gains?[/quote]
It was pulled after protests by PETA. TC felt sorry for them and later offered them ‘His best meat’ ‘if they were feeling adventurous’.
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
Just remember,… with great power comes great… ah forget it -lol
S
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HA!!!
We need an “IQ thermometer” in the side panel on this website. I want to SEE it drop when threads like this pop up.
Any significant strength gains as of late?