[quote]altimus wrote:
Any significant strength gains as of late? [/quote]
You weren’t listening. He can now…NOT drive well. Further into the change, he should be able to go shoe shopping for 4 hours at a time. He might even gain the power to argue with people and bring up shit that happened 5 years ago as if it just happened yesterday in order to win at said argument.
I give him one week before he’s asking guys, “what are you thinking?”.
LMAO at this thread.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
altimus wrote:
Any significant strength gains as of late?
You weren’t listening. He can now…NOT drive well. Further into the change, he should be able to go shoe shopping for 4 hours at a time. He might even gain the power to argue with people and bring up shit that happened 5 years ago as if it just happened yesterday in order to win at said argument.
I give him one week before he’s asking guys, “what are you thinking?”.[/quote]
My God…it’s worse than I thought.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
altimus wrote:
Any significant strength gains as of late?
You weren’t listening. He can now…NOT drive well. Further into the change, he should be able to go shoe shopping for 4 hours at a time. He might even gain the power to argue with people and bring up shit that happened 5 years ago as if it just happened yesterday in order to win at said argument.
I give him one week before he’s asking guys, “what are you thinking?”.[/quote]
But on the plus side he can now concentrate on more than one task at a time and has the extraordinary power of remembering events that occurred five years ago.
[quote]Christine wrote:
Professor X wrote:
altimus wrote:
Any significant strength gains as of late?
You weren’t listening. He can now…NOT drive well. Further into the change, he should be able to go shoe shopping for 4 hours at a time. He might even gain the power to argue with people and bring up shit that happened 5 years ago as if it just happened yesterday in order to win at said argument.
I give him one week before he’s asking guys, “what are you thinking?”.
But on the plus side he can now concentrate on more than one task at a time and has the extraordinary power of remembering events that occurred five years ago.[/quote]
Yes, but unfortunately, mutant expression of the genetic code from spiders may also include;
-feeling bitchy for a whole week every month
-the ability to find pastel colors attractive…ON EVERYTHING
-the power to feel cold even though the thermostat reads 96 degrees
Lucky for me, I was bit by a mutant rottweiler.
This whole thread had me worrying, so this morning I went to the gym and got my vaccination.
I suggest you all do the same.
I got my cootie-shots years ago,… should be alright.
S
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
I got my cootie-shots years ago,… should be alright.
S
[/quote]
I contracted cooties from some heartless bitch in the second grade. I was young, naive, and a sucker for a pretty face and pigtails.
I still like the last two.
[quote]alocubano1110 wrote:
I was bitten by a spider over my left eyebrow about a week ago now. About 3 or 4 days later, my face was distorted and left eye swollen closed. Horrible headache, no equilibrium, can’t drive well… etc,etc… [/quote]
Maybe it has nothing to do with the spider bite at all. Sounds like a case of corneal corruption to me. You are developing an evil eye.
[quote]PRCalDude wrote:
alocubano1110 wrote:
I was bitten by a spider over my left eyebrow about a week ago now. About 3 or 4 days later, my face was distorted and left eye swollen closed. Horrible headache, no equilibrium, can’t drive well… etc,etc…
Maybe it has nothing to do with the spider bite at all. Sounds like a case of corneal corruption to me. You are developing an evil eye. [/quote]
New Marvel Comic
DIABETES MAN!!
My friend got herpes from a mosquito bite. At least that’s what he told his girlfriend.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
My friend got herpes from a mosquito bite. At least that’s what he told his girlfriend.[/quote]
Yeah…a “friend.”
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
My friend got herpes from a mosquito bite. At least that’s what he told his girlfriend.[/quote]
There is a joke about someone’s cock being the size of a mosquito bite in there somewhere, but I’m just too lazy to come up with it.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
My friend got herpes from a mosquito bite. At least that’s what he told his girlfriend.
Yeah…a “friend.”
[/quote]
Are you implying that I’m the “friend”? Well, it couldn’t be me in the story, because he had a girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend. Now who feels stupid?
Oh wait…shit.
Spiderman had diabetes?
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
My friend got herpes from a mosquito bite. At least that’s what he told his girlfriend.
Yeah…a “friend.”
Are you implying that I’m the “friend”? Well, it couldn’t be me in the story, because he had a girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend. Now who feels stupid?
Oh wait…shit.[/quote]
lol
[quote]alocubano1110 wrote:
Spiderman had diabetes?[/quote]
Not surprising.
All he ate was Mary Jane…
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
alocubano1110 wrote:
Spiderman had diabetes?
Not surprising.
All he ate was Mary Jane…[/quote]
LOL!
I knew this thread was full of win the second I saw its title