[quote]skaz05 wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
3.0 and GO my friend
Interview > than GPA.
Nothing on earth is more fucking annoying than someone with a 3.8 that can’t reconcile cash. Fucking kids spend 4 years memorizing shit for tests, and never LEARN shit. So when they come here, I end up making them cry, when I ask how he got a 4.0, but he can’t do tasks that are the equivalent of lacing one’s shoe.
Dude, you are a freshman, and from the sounds of it, very coddled.
Relax, keep your GPA over 3.25 and enjoy your fucking life…
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I was walking a staff member through a PAJE and he totally wasn’t picking it up. I broke it down to the simplest questions and started with “This account is an asset, does it have a debit or credit balance?” He looked at me wide eyed, didn’t even take a guess and said “I don’t know.”
Jesus Christ.[/quote]
LOL! Welcome to working with interns.
I would have choke slammed that kid…
ha ha ha, thanks I needed that laugh today.[/quote]
Unfortunately, this was a full time employee with a BA in accounting. I don’t even know how he pulled that shit off with such a crappy understanding of accounting.
And I’d be laughing, too, except that’s a real story and it happened to me.
I looked at him and said “This is your life. You need to know this.”
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You both have me terrified of working in public accounting. But I know I’m not THAT clueless with something as basic as what accounts have debit/credit balances.
Don’t most accounting firms send their newbies to a training program before they start? I know all the larger firms I applied to do.[/quote]
Yeah, but the trainings are more geared towards what procedures to perform on different audit cycles, the accounting basics should already be known at that point. And besides, training can’t hold a candle to actually being in the field and doing the work.
If you get so nervous, look into taking beta blockers to feel more at ease. I’ve never had to use them so I don’t know much about them, but I know a few people who use them during stressful situations.
Another tip - if you’re working and you have a basic question and you feel like you SHOULD already know the answer, a quick google search will probably help you out. You look more intelligent and your senior never even realizes you had a dumb question.
[quote]Plus they all ask really stupid questions like: “Tell me about a time when you led a project with a diverse group of invdividuals to reach a deadline and accomplish the goal. Then tell me how you felt about it?”
I mean, how are you supposed to answer shit like that?[/quote]
Lol, interviews are 90% lies. You already know the standard questions they’ll be asking (a quick google search will give you every possible question). Have an answer for each question before the interview and practice reading them out loud before hand. By the time the interview rolls around these answers should be 2nd nature.