I like the “…but that was b’fore the truck hit’im” better"
but the
“i’m no good now since the truck hit’im” definitely has some real world applications
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
So, I’m sitting in the locker room after my workout last night, putting on my boots and collecting my thoughts, still huffing a bit-- you know that kind of foggy yet focused feeling after your session.
This guy and his (10/12 year old) son are sort of next to me.
The Dad says “Saw you benching the other day… So, what do you bench?”
Me: “Oh, I don’t know… 3-something, I guess…”
The Dad: “My dad used to bench 500+! About 6-foot-five, 300 pounds!!”
Me: “Neat.”
The Dad: "That didn’t help him when the truck hit 'im, though … "
Me: “Uh…”
The Dad: " … he could lift an ANVIL with one hand!"
Son: “Can he lift TWO anvils?..”
The Dad: “HE DONT LIFT NOTHIN’ NOW, BOY, AFTER THE TRUCK HIT 'IM!!!”
Me: “Uh… have a good one…” …
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So in what part of “Deliverence” is your gym located
The Dad: “HE DONT LIFT NOTHIN’ NOW, BOY, AFTER THE TRUCK HIT 'IM!!!”
lol ← that’s what I did.
[quote]kross001 wrote:
I bet your Dad could bet up his Dad![/quote]
Reminds me of:
Dad: Truck hit 'em because he ripped out the stop sign!
In Soviet Union, Dad Would Hit Truck!
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
In Soviet Union, Dad Would Hit Truck!
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In Soviet Union, Anvil lifts YOU!
deeeeep conversation, so in case someone talks talking to me like that i need to GTFO