Dear Mister Frat Curler

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Dear mister frat boy. Could you please stop occupying the squat rack just to do curls? I know your biceps are so huge and hawt, and I know you look so cool using the bar… but maybe just once could I use the squat rack for…oh I dunno squats? I just tire of skipping this exercise only to come back to it and find you still there. Ten minutes later. Dude, man, bro, seriously dude. Should I through another “bro” in there? Maybe it would make more sense.

Sincerely,
That one guy who actually comes to the gym to get in, pump and get out.

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Duuuuuuuuuuude!!!

(Time for someone to dig up that perfect stick figure drawing of a guy doing curls in the squat rack, with a slash through it).

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So do you have an issue with curls in the squat rack or with fraternities?

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Says the 163lbs 5’8" under 1 year training guy…

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You realize of course that there is a 100 page thread in the Strength Sports forum talking about this right?

http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=480680&pageNo=92#1694958

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Yeah, I hate those guys, You know, the ones always wearing those collared polo shirts, maybe a bit of the trendy chin scruff, talking shit in vague generalities to make themselves feel better about themselves…wait…Dude, you should totally rush a frat! Bro.

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Bro/Dude/Schmoo/Whatever,
You’re 163 lbs and trying to “lean out”. Where do you get off bitching about frat boys curling in the squat rack?

DB

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Honestly, I don’t care so much about that. It’s the assholes that grab multiple single weights of varying weight that piss me off, i.e., A 45, a 40, a 35. Why? Because god forbid they do tricep kickbacks and have to walk a whole 10 feet to grab a different weight when they’re done with a set.

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Why are you brushing your hair with a cat brush?

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Balbos is going to curl in the squat rack all day and no one is going to stop me!

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[quote]BALBO wrote:
Balbos is going to curl in the squat rack all day and no one is going to stop me![/quote]

referring to himself in the third person + a mocking attitude + pissing on a newbies post trying to make his T-Nation bones(DB getting cantankerous) = funny

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[quote]DickBag wrote:
tedro wrote:
Why are you brushing your hair with a cat brush?

because his arm looks good in this pic

and the silly facial expression with the silly brush coupled with the sweat patch provides a nice camouflage for the vainity of the picture

clever cover up

but not clever enough for the bag of fine dicks.[/quote]

Dick:

You sir are a funny motherfucker.

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[quote]tedro wrote:
Why are you brushing your hair with a cat brush?[/quote]

because he’s hardcore

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[quote]Breakzilla wrote:
Dear mister Santa Claus. Could you please tell that bigger dude to stop occupying the squat rack just to do curls? I know his biceps are so huge and hawt, and I know he looks so cool using the bar… but maybe just once could I use the squat rack for…oh I dunno squats? I just tire of skipping this exercise only to come back to it and find you still there. Ten minutes later. Dude, man, bro, seriously dude. Should I through another “bro” in there? Maybe it would make more sense.

Sincerely,
That one guy who actually comes to the gym to get in, pump and get out.

P.S. I baked you some cookies and left you some milk just for you

[/quote]

fixed

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[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
tedro wrote:
Why are you brushing your hair with a cat brush?

because he’s hardcore[/quote]

and it’s a part of living the warrior lifestyle.

DB

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[quote]DickBag wrote:
lizard king wrote:
DickBag wrote:
tedro wrote:
Why are you brushing your hair with a cat brush?

because his arm looks good in this pic

and the silly facial expression with the silly brush coupled with the sweat patch provides a nice camouflage for the vainity of the picture

clever cover up

but not clever enough for the bag of fine dicks.

Dick:

You sir are a funny motherfucker.

oh shucks, you really know how to flatter a girl.

my cheeks are red.

and you know which cheeks im talking about
[/quote]

Dateline December 13th 12:48 MST -

After starting a thread poking fun at fratboy curlers the OP finds the T-Nation hoard turning on him…he flees to the Rate My Physique Forum in shame.

In celebration DB eats a Twinkie and the Bag of Dicks air humps the Sex and the Male Animal Forum…again.

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:
DickBag wrote:
lizard king wrote:
DickBag wrote:
tedro wrote:
Why are you brushing your hair with a cat brush?

because his arm looks good in this pic

and the silly facial expression with the silly brush coupled with the sweat patch provides a nice camouflage for the vainity of the picture

clever cover up

but not clever enough for the bag of fine dicks.

Dick:

You sir are a funny motherfucker.

oh shucks, you really know how to flatter a girl.

my cheeks are red.

and you know which cheeks im talking about

Dateline December 13th 12:48 MST -

After starting a thread poking fun at fratboy curlers the OP finds the T-Nation hoard turning on him…he flees to the Rate My Physique Forum in shame.

In celebration DB eats a Twinkie and the Bag of Dicks air humps the Sex and the Male Animal Forum…again.

[/quote]

Would that I could find a Twinkie these days. Oh, the soft sponge cake with tasty cream filling…I’m having a junk-food wet day-dream.

DB

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[quote]Breakzilla wrote:

That one guy who actually comes to the gym to get in, pump and get out.[/quote]

I dont “pump” in the gym. Im not sure what that means. Is that something ambiguously sexual. I lift in the gym. You should find some more verbs.

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I think I’m going to start curling in the Squat Rack now

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[quote]Stronghold wrote:
Breakzilla wrote:

That one guy who actually comes to the gym to get in, pump and get out.

I dont “pump” in the gym. Im not sure what that means. Is that something ambiguously sexual. I lift in the gym. You should find some more verbs.[/quote]

Max Cavalera had a phrase that suits…“Bring the pain to the muthafucking KILL!” Even that sounds a little less silly…I think.