Dear Citizens of America

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
PAR1700 wrote:
I’m all for the metric system and the cessation of baseball, but there is no u in color.

Holy shit, you’ve been a member two years and this is your first post?

Word! I too have disdain for English spelling conventions.

System International is ok with me as I already use it – though we have to credit the French for it.

Driving on the wrong side of the road, ain’t gonna happen.

I’m cool with Rugby as the national past time, but I am not singing God Save the Queen before kick-off unless accompanied by Johnny Rotten in an ironic fashion followed by Anarchy in the UK.

You’re not taking our good beer…take the soddy macro brews. We have the best micro-brews in the world and I’ll fight any Belgian that thinks otherwise.

Other than that, top o’ the mornin’ to ya laddy! Or what ever the new greeting we’re expected to say is…?[/quote]

We are not taking your “good” beer.

Seriously-

Keep it.

Please.

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[quote]Renton wrote:
orion wrote:
I would humbly ask to be appointed secretary of Brasilian/Cuban Model affairs.

Nice one orion - you have been appointed.

Would this young lady meet with your approval?[/quote]

It is insulting to assume that I could tell by a mere picture.

Extensive inquiries are in order.

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[quote]orion wrote:
We are not taking your “good” beer.[/quote]

I think my sarcasm-meter is about to go apeshit.

Not cool, dude. For real, joke about anything but not about our beer. We’re trying to correct the mistakes of prohibition and we are still very sensitive about it.

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[quote]orion wrote:
Renton wrote:
orion wrote:
I would humbly ask to be appointed secretary of Brasilian/Cuban Model affairs.

Nice one orion - you have been appointed.

Would this young lady meet with your approval?

It is insulting to assume that I could tell by a mere picture.

Extensive inquiries are in order.

[/quote]

She will be packaged up and posted to you directly.

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[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Start singing, punk.

Sure, just raise the Black Flag and give me a one-finger salute.

:)[/quote]

106

That’s it, Hank for prez.

107

I’m in.

What minister shall we dub Mr Rollins? (assuming our President can have some dual responsibilities) Minister of music already went to Yo Mama didn’t it?

Once all nominees have accepted their responsibilities I recommend we have a TV Party to celebrate!

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[quote]Mousse wrote:
I’m in.

What minister shall we dub Mr Rollins? (assuming our President can have some dual responsibilities) Minister of music already went to Yo Mama didn’t it?

Once all nominees have accepted their responsibilities I recommend we have a TV Party to celebrate![/quote]

Hank is prez.

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[quote]Renton wrote:
Hmmm - With football in charge of shagging extremely beautiful women, I doubt there are going to be all that many female sex addicts to cure so maybe that roll and the gymnastics can be combined.

What about minister in charge of turning all the beautiful women that football turned lesbian straight again?

I know it’s a big title but it’s a big responsibility.

Only problem is, once again, if football has the women that just leaves me with the sheep and goats.

Ahh well - play to your strengths.

At least with DB in charge of beer I’ll be assured a good pint at the end of the day.

[edit] good job I’m not allergic to lanolin.[/quote]

ROFLMAO! Hey, My job is to create jobs for others…this is just a simple task of networking…I shag a chick, she turns lesbian, and RSG comes in on his white horse and shags em’ straight again…keeps us both in business…

As for them sheep and goats…I really feel sorry for them…

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[quote]Renton wrote:
Unfortunately unless I can get dk44 to step up to the plate as far as goats go, this will likely be my own first mission.

Bollocks.
[/quote]

Oh, I found something that may REALLY tickle your fancy big guy…

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[quote]football061 wrote:
Renton wrote:
Hmmm - With football in charge of shagging extremely beautiful women, I doubt there are going to be all that many female sex addicts to cure so maybe that roll and the gymnastics can be combined.

What about minister in charge of turning all the beautiful women that football turned lesbian straight again?

I know it’s a big title but it’s a big responsibility.

Only problem is, once again, if football has the women that just leaves me with the sheep and goats.

Ahh well - play to your strengths.

At least with DB in charge of beer I’ll be assured a good pint at the end of the day.

[edit] good job I’m not allergic to lanolin.

ROFLMAO! Hey, My job is to create jobs for others…this is just a simple task of networking…I shag a chick, she turns lesbian, and RSG comes in on his white horse and shags em’ straight again…keeps us both in business…

[/quote]

Renton told me the only kind of horses we’ll be riding are the 400+ under a bonnet.

I like your thinking football, I’ve turned 'em once and I’ll do it again!

Carry on - I’ve got some homework to do on a car.

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[quote]orion wrote:
LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
PAR1700 wrote:
I’m all for the metric system and the cessation of baseball, but there is no u in color.

Holy shit, you’ve been a member two years and this is your first post?

Word! I too have disdain for English spelling conventions.

System International is ok with me as I already use it – though we have to credit the French for it.

Driving on the wrong side of the road, ain’t gonna happen.

I’m cool with Rugby as the national past time, but I am not singing God Save the Queen before kick-off unless accompanied by Johnny Rotten in an ironic fashion followed by Anarchy in the UK.

You’re not taking our good beer…take the soddy macro brews. We have the best micro-brews in the world and I’ll fight any Belgian that thinks otherwise.

Other than that, top o’ the mornin’ to ya laddy! Or what ever the new greeting we’re expected to say is…?

We are not taking your “good” beer.

Seriously-

Keep it.

Please.

[/quote]

Don’t start trying to take over my job - unless you want to start sharing yours with me.

I will make sure that only the finest beers in the world are available to all. There WILL be some American beers in the mix. No one will be forced to drink anything they don’t want to - unless, of course, I decide that they must try a beer in order to keep their beer drinking license. Sometimes it is necessary to force someone to try something new in order to break down prejudices that have been built up over the decades out of ignorance.

Beer drinking is a privilege, ladies and gentlemen, not a right, but as long as you treat it as such, you have the right to the best beer there is.

DB

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[quote]Renton wrote:
In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.

Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
[/quote]

Kiss my ass, like we didn’t bail out europe’s ass enough already. Deal with it.

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[quote]tom63 wrote:
Renton wrote:
In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.

Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

Kiss my ass, like we didn’t bail out europe’s ass enough already. Deal with it.

[/quote]

I guess Tom63 is out. Klippy, don’t issue him a visa.

DB

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

I guess Tom63 is out. Klippy, don’t issue him a visa.

DB[/quote]

Nah - don’t worry DB - we need somebody at ground zero to triangulate the attack when we nuke France.

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[quote]Renton wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:

I guess Tom63 is out. Klippy, don’t issue him a visa.

DB

Nah - don’t worry DB - we need somebody at ground zero to triangulate the attack when we nuke France.[/quote]

BAHAHAH!!! Strap a laser to his chest…“Go stand over there, no wait, a little to your right, a little more…there percfect!” “NUKE THE SUM’BITCH!!”

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[quote]rsg wrote:
football061 wrote:
Renton wrote:
Hmmm - With football in charge of shagging extremely beautiful women, I doubt there are going to be all that many female sex addicts to cure so maybe that roll and the gymnastics can be combined.

What about minister in charge of turning all the beautiful women that football turned lesbian straight again?

I know it’s a big title but it’s a big responsibility.

Only problem is, once again, if football has the women that just leaves me with the sheep and goats.

Ahh well - play to your strengths.

At least with DB in charge of beer I’ll be assured a good pint at the end of the day.

[edit] good job I’m not allergic to lanolin.

ROFLMAO! Hey, My job is to create jobs for others…this is just a simple task of networking…I shag a chick, she turns lesbian, and RSG comes in on his white horse and shags em’ straight again…keeps us both in business…

Renton told me the only kind of horses we’ll be riding are the 400+ under a bonnet.

I like your thinking football, I’ve turned 'em once and I’ll do it again!

Carry on - I’ve got some homework to do on a car.[/quote]

Very Nice!!

Well you better be damn well prepared! I turn em’ faster than you can say 1 minute man! Get ready to start picking up the pace big guy because them lesbos are gonna be hittin you harder than the tsunami in the Philippines!

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Can I be the minister of punishment? I am a master of the ancient forms of torture and death…

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
that giant ferris wheel thing that all the tourists go in.

DB[/quote]

Fergie?

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[quote]Makavali wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
that giant ferris wheel thing that all the tourists go in.

DB

Fergie?[/quote]

LMFAO!