[quote]Squiggles wrote:
Can I be the minister of punishment? I am a master of the ancient forms of torture and death…
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Cool! Squiggles - you are in!
Ahh to bring back the inventiveness of the Spanish Inquisition. How I miss the screams!
In the interest of making the world a better place, can we turn all the obese americans into Soylent Green and ship it to starving third world countries?
[quote]Roual wrote:
In the interest of making the world a better place, can we turn all the obese americans into Soylent Green and ship it to starving third world countries?[/quote]
Absolutely. But It’s not just Americans - any obese people will be given a set time to get their lardy asses into shape and then shipped off to feed the poor if they don’t manage it.
Gym membership will also be free for all T-Nation members, and those that train at home will recieve as much kit as they want for free too.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Absolutely. But It’s not just Americans - any obese people will be given a set time to get their lardy asses into shape and then shipped off to feed the poor if they don’t manage it.
Gym membership will also be free for all T-Nation members, and those that train at home will recieve as much kit as they want for free too.
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How about refitting all gyms and making sure the trainers are actually trained to a decent standard… or am I getting a bit ambitious here?
[quote]Roual wrote:
Renton wrote:
Absolutely. But It’s not just Americans - any obese people will be given a set time to get their lardy asses into shape and then shipped off to feed the poor if they don’t manage it.
Gym membership will also be free for all T-Nation members, and those that train at home will recieve as much kit as they want for free too.
How about refitting all gyms and making sure the trainers are actually trained to a decent standard… or am I getting a bit ambitious here?[/quote]
I think if we can get one of the top trainers on T-Nation to be minister of weight training, we’ll be just fine. I nominate Dan John.
DB
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I think if we can get one of the top trainers on T-Nation to be minister of weight training, we’ll be just fine. I nominate Dan John.
DB[/quote]
Personally I’d go for the insane Scot (otherwise known as Cosgrove), but yeah, I agree with the idea
[quote]Renton wrote:
Makavali wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
that giant ferris wheel thing that all the tourists go in.
DB
Fergie?
LMFAO![/quote]
This has me dieing laughing at work and now everyone is looking in my cube at what’s so funny. Me thinks I may have just got T-Nation put on the blocked list lol
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
orion wrote:
LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
PAR1700 wrote:
I’m all for the metric system and the cessation of baseball, but there is no u in color.
Holy shit, you’ve been a member two years and this is your first post?
Word! I too have disdain for English spelling conventions.
System International is ok with me as I already use it – though we have to credit the French for it.
Driving on the wrong side of the road, ain’t gonna happen.
I’m cool with Rugby as the national past time, but I am not singing God Save the Queen before kick-off unless accompanied by Johnny Rotten in an ironic fashion followed by Anarchy in the UK.
You’re not taking our good beer…take the soddy macro brews. We have the best micro-brews in the world and I’ll fight any Belgian that thinks otherwise.
Other than that, top o’ the mornin’ to ya laddy! Or what ever the new greeting we’re expected to say is…?
We are not taking your “good” beer.
Seriously-
Keep it.
Please.
Don’t start trying to take over my job - unless you want to start sharing yours with me.
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I must 2nd this sentiment - I am responsible for straightening out the chicks that football turns gay…let’s keep these responsibilities straight. RSG is cars. Once I actually have straightened them out - and this may take some considerable time with each subject from what I’ve heard of football - I’ll put you in touch with the finished products when the job is done RSG…and then you’ll set me up with a sweet ride so I can go straighten out some more.
I do realize this job is not as important as DB’s but it’s up there, so stay out of my kitchen and let me focus please.
I notice nobody has tried to muscle in on my job with the goats.
Hmmm.
Rainjack?
[quote]Renton wrote:
I notice nobody has tried to muscle in on my job with the goats.
Hmmm.
Rainjack?[/quote]
don’t you mean “horn” in