A question for the grammar police if you will, or even if you wont. In point number ten should the word “good” all be one one line? or at-least separated by a hyphen, although I thought hyphens were reserver for multi-syllable words at a minimum.
[quote]orion wrote:
I like to use the middle of the road, that is where I feel safest.
I would humbly ask to be appointed secretary of Brasilian/Cuban Model affairs. [/quote]
I recall hearing a comedian talking about driving in Egypt, where huge masses of half-wrecked, speeding taxis determine the right of way by majority rule. Maybe we can consider this method as well?
I must say, the one week I was in England, I picked up the ‘English English’ pronunciations of words without thinking about it. It starts to make sense pretty fast. Visitors to my area do not see our use of ‘hella’ in the same light, however.
[quote]Renton wrote:
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.[/quote]
Klippy - Minister of Foreign Trade
Prof X - Minister of Iron Works
RainJack - Minister of Harmonious Relations
DB - Minister of One Liners
sic - Minister (Mistress?) of the Labor Party
I’m all for the metric system and the cessation of baseball, but there is no u in color.
Wow, he’s been a member 2 years and this thread got his first post? Nice.
[quote]PAR1700 wrote:
I’m all for the metric system and the cessation of baseball, but there is no u in color.[/quote]
Holy shit, you’ve been a member two years and this is your first post?
Word! I too have disdain for English spelling conventions.
System International is ok with me as I already use it – though we have to credit the French for it.
Driving on the wrong side of the road, ain’t gonna happen.
I’m cool with Rugby as the national past time, but I am not singing God Save the Queen before kick-off unless accompanied by Johnny Rotten in an ironic fashion followed by Anarchy in the UK.
You’re not taking our good beer…take the soddy macro brews. We have the best micro-brews in the world and I’ll fight any Belgian that thinks otherwise.
Other than that, top o’ the mornin’ to ya laddy! Or what ever the new greeting we’re expected to say is…?
[quote]Renton wrote:
Dirty_Bulk wrote:
We’ll agree to adopt the metric system as long as you guys start driving on the right side of the road.
No problem - I usually drive on the right when I’m drunk & stoned anyway.[/quote]
So this is a majority of the time Renton?
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Renton wrote:
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.
Klippy - Minister of Foreign Trade
Prof X - Minister of Iron Works
RainJack - Minister of Harmonious Relations
DB - Minister of One Liners
sic - Minister (Mistress?) of the Labor Party
[/quote]
LMAO…is this supposed to be like Sesame street or something OG? (music playing) one of these items does not belong, which one of these items does not belong (la, la, la)?
Did anyone else notice the square peg in the round hole?
Btw, it is now Labour.
[quote]Mousse wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Renton wrote:
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.
Klippy - Minister of Foreign Trade
Prof X - Minister of Iron Works
RainJack - Minister of Harmonious Relations
DB - Minister of One Liners
sic - Minister (Mistress?) of the Labor Party
LMAO…is this supposed to be like Sesame street or something OG? (music playing) one of these items does not belong, which one of these items does not belong (la, la, la)?
Did anyone else notice the square peg in the round hole?
Btw, it is now Labour.
[/quote]
ah Mousse I am just a simple girl! Whatever could you mean!
[quote]Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
There you go again, leaving me out on your plans of world domination.
Ah shit bro - sorry about that.
Would you like to be in charge of ulra fast cars and double checking that Mousse has indeed cured the lesbians?
Check and check.
I’ll be Tea-man too.
Excellent! Here is a photo of your first mission.[/quote]
If we are being taken over by the British I shall make a suggestion for cars…
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
There you go again, leaving me out on your plans of world domination.
Ah shit bro - sorry about that.
Would you like to be in charge of ulra fast cars and double checking that Mousse has indeed cured the lesbians?
Check and check.
I’ll be Tea-man too.
Excellent! Here is a photo of your first mission.
If we are being taken over by the British I shall make a suggestion for cars…[/quote]
I will discuss this with my advisors and make a decision.
Rsg I shall submit one more for your approval
I’m okay with this. But you’re going to have to deal with us groping your women, flooding your pubs, and worst of all… the dreaded guidos at your local night clubs.
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
I’m cool with Rugby as the national past time, but I am not singing God Save the Queen before kick-off unless accompanied by Johnny Rotten in an ironic fashion followed by Anarchy in the UK.
[/quote]
Start singing, punk.
[quote]PAR1700 wrote:
I’m all for the metric system and the cessation of baseball, but there is no u in color.[/quote]
Well I’m honoured that you chose this thread to make your first post in! Will we have to wait for another 2 years before we see you again?
If not, you can be appointed minister for spelling colour without a u. As with all ministerial jobs it comes with a seven figure salary, your choice of (approved) high speed cars, and a guaranteed working week of 45 minutes.
[quote]orion wrote:
I would humbly ask to be appointed secretary of Brasilian/Cuban Model affairs. [/quote]
Nice one orion - you have been appointed.
Would this young lady meet with your approval?
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Mousse wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Renton wrote:
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.
Klippy - Minister of Foreign Trade
Prof X - Minister of Iron Works
RainJack - Minister of Harmonious Relations
DB - Minister of One Liners
sic - Minister (Mistress?) of the Labor Party
LMAO…is this supposed to be like Sesame street or something OG? (music playing) one of these items does not belong, which one of these items does not belong (la, la, la)?
Did anyone else notice the square peg in the round hole?
Btw, it is now Labour.
ah Mousse I am just a simple girl! Whatever could you mean!
[/quote]
Simple no, coy definitely. You didn’t really think you could sneak that by me did you?
Besides, simple girl is an oxymoron
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
Ironically, I constantly have to explain this to my wife, who is foreign. [/quote]
Not really ironic. Strange maybe, but not ironic.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Start singing, punk.
[/quote]
Sure, just raise the Black Flag and give me a one-finger salute.
