[quote]Renton wrote:
Kliplemet in charge of tourism.[/quote]
Now you’ve finally overstepped Renton…I don’t find this the slightest bit funny - stop this madness!
Uh, wait a minute, on second thought…can I be the minister of therapy for female sex addicts? Or at least maybe minister of women’s gymnastics? I sent you my resume in a PM.
Hmmm - With football in charge of shagging extremely beautiful women, I doubt there are going to be all that many female sex addicts to cure so maybe that roll and the gymnastics can be combined.
What about minister in charge of turning all the beautiful women that football turned lesbian straight again?
I know it’s a big title but it’s a big responsibility.
Only problem is, once again, if football has the women that just leaves me with the sheep and goats.
Ahh well - play to your strengths.
At least with DB in charge of beer I’ll be assured a good pint at the end of the day.
[edit] good job I’m not allergic to lanolin.
[quote]firebug9 wrote:
Renton wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
Does this mean we have to learn the metric system?
No way in hell…I say we start a revolution of our own!!
Down with the Queen!!! 
Don’t worry B-3, some things will always be measured in inches between us.
It is no good if there is still inches between us…[/quote]
But inches there will always be…
[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
firebug9 wrote:
Renton wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
Does this mean we have to learn the metric system?
No way in hell…I say we start a revolution of our own!!
Down with the Queen!!!
Don’t worry B-3, some things will always be measured in inches between us.
It is no good if there is still inches between us…
But inches there will always be…[/quote]
Indeed - firebug - you may be familiar with one of my favourite sayings… “Relax - it’s only half way in”
There you go again, leaving me out on your plans of world domination.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Hmmm - With football in charge of shagging extremely beautiful women, I doubt there are going to be all that many female sex addicts to cure so maybe that roll and the gymnastics can be combined.
What about minister in charge of turning all the beautiful women that football turned lesbian straight again?
[/quote]
I’m your man
[quote]rsg wrote:
There you go again, leaving me out on your plans of world domination.[/quote]
Ah shit bro - sorry about that.
Would you like to be in charge of ulra fast cars and double checking that Mousse has indeed cured the lesbians?
[quote]Mousse wrote:
Renton wrote:
Hmmm - With football in charge of shagging extremely beautiful women, I doubt there are going to be all that many female sex addicts to cure so maybe that roll and the gymnastics can be combined.
What about minister in charge of turning all the beautiful women that football turned lesbian straight again?
I’m your man[/quote]
I thank you sir! I’m sure that you will give 100% in all of your duties.
As RSG has correctly figured out though - this is not really about the queen as such, I was going to ditch her as soon as I have sufficient power to effect a coup.
I will take over the world! France - watch out! You’re first.
p.s.
MWWWUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!
[quote]Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
There you go again, leaving me out on your plans of world domination.
Ah shit bro - sorry about that.
Would you like to be in charge of ulra fast cars and double checking that Mousse has indeed cured the lesbians?[/quote]
Check and check.
I’ll be Tea-man too.
[quote]rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
There you go again, leaving me out on your plans of world domination.
Ah shit bro - sorry about that.
Would you like to be in charge of ulra fast cars and double checking that Mousse has indeed cured the lesbians?
Check and check.
I’ll be Tea-man too.[/quote]
Excellent! Here is a photo of your first mission.
You are required to find out if it’s possible to use the vehicle as a sex den.
This is your assistant.
[quote]Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
rsg wrote:
There you go again, leaving me out on your plans of world domination.
Ah shit bro - sorry about that.
Would you like to be in charge of ulra fast cars and double checking that Mousse has indeed cured the lesbians?
Check and check.
I’ll be Tea-man too.
Excellent! Here is a photo of your first mission.[/quote]
Ah, I love how they’ve retained the original wheel style through to the newer models.
[quote]Renton wrote:
You are required to find out if it’s possible to use the vehicle as a sex den.
This is your assistant.[/quote]
Assistant, or co-pilot? ;->
[quote]rsg wrote:
Renton wrote:
You are required to find out if it’s possible to use the vehicle as a sex den.
This is your assistant.
Assistant, or co-pilot? ;->[/quote]
You’re the minister. She - errr - it’s up to you.
Unfortunately unless I can get dk44 to step up to the plate as far as goats go, this will likely be my own first mission.
Bollocks.
We’ll agree to adopt the metric system as long as you guys start driving on the right side of the road.
[quote]Dirty_Bulk wrote:
We’ll agree to adopt the metric system as long as you guys start driving on the right side of the road.[/quote]
No problem - I usually drive on the right when I’m drunk & stoned anyway.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Dirty_Bulk wrote:
We’ll agree to adopt the metric system as long as you guys start driving on the right side of the road.
No problem - I usually drive on the right when I’m drunk & stoned anyway.[/quote]
Really?
I like to use the middle of the road, that is where I feel safest.
I would humbly ask to be appointed secretary of Brasilian/Cuban Model affairs.