[quote]Renton wrote:
Testy1 wrote:
I refuse to bugger anyone, so I guess that leaves me out?
Yes it does indeed, but if you are out you have to move to France.[/quote]
Is Quebec close enough?
I have no beef with the French, they helped us kick you out once before. And good luck with renaming Detroit.
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
We will trade in our lawyers if you trade up for some dentists.
I mean really, if we are all going to be yelling at the French we might as well do it with straight and white teeth. :)[/quote]
Not too sure I get what you mean mate but Ok - let’s do it!
Anyhow I thought all we were going to say anywhere near the French was “Steady, aim, FIRE!”
Are there no dentists in all of Britain?
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Are there no dentists in all of Britain? [/quote]
He moved to the States.
Oh Renton,
You are still living in the 1800s when the Crown actually had a semblance of an influence over the non-Asian world. Truth is, it would be a lot easier to elect qualified Presidents if we weren’t constantly enmeshing our military in cleanup operations in all of those former British colonies where you so masterfully united several non-homogenous tribes under puppet governments who instilled those tender feelings towards westerners that are still thriving today.
And, oh how we need the British to tell us how to build autos. If only we could build them to last like you do. Nothing does look quite as good as an MG on cement blocks with a drip pan underneath (other than a Fiat maybe). But then again, you did say you’d show us German cars, so enough about that.
I would like your public healthcare system though, so I can be forced to stop doing squats for 2 years while I wait to have my knee scoped out because it’s not a life-threatening condition. And your legal system is quite good, or at least until Sharia law takes effect next year.
But, most importantly, I can’t wait for the arrival of Britain’s most revered contribution to the world:
FOOD!
Load me up with that blood pudding and hold me back when there’s kidney pie on the menu. Don’t even get me started about eating fried fish, smothered with douche juice out of a bird-cage liner.
Oh Hoorah three times for the glory days under under British Rule!
Pip pip and tallyho!
DB
P.S. if I really wanted to live under the Queen’s rule, I would just move to Canada.
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Oh Hoorah three times for the glory days under under British Rule!
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Cool! Sounds like DB’s in as well!
Oh and MG’s on concrete blocks were invented to help reduce polution.
You will grow to like Black (blood) pudding! I’m thinking of growing a little moustache and hacking off a testicle.
Renton-AD-mininster of blowjobs and buttsex.
[quote]GetSwole wrote:
Renton-AD-mininster of blowjobs and buttsex.[/quote]
I’M IN!
Err - ahhh - errr - no homo.
And now for something completely different…
[quote]Renton wrote:
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.[/quote]
You Brits and your bureaucracy. I propose that your first 4 proposals be combined into one, and be called the Ministry of Alcohol, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. Power to the people, right on!
Kliplemet in charge of tourism.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Renton wrote:
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.
You Brits and your bureaucracy. I propose that your first 4 proposals be combined into one, and be called the Ministry of Alcohol, Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll. Power to the people, right on!
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Sounds damn good to me. As long as the new ministry provides a more than ample source of all items it is governing then let’s have it!
[quote]Renton wrote:
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.[/quote]
Damn didn’t make the list lol
Can I also be minister in charge of weak assed deadlifts? Which is precisely what I’m going off to do right now.
[quote]CrewPierce wrote:
Damn didn’t make the list lol
[/quote]
Not at all mate…
CrewPierce will be minister in charge of baked goods and reminding Renton that he got teh ghey.
[quote]Renton wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
Damn didn’t make the list lol
Not at all mate…
CrewPierce will be minister in charge of baked goods and reminding Renton that he got teh ghey.[/quote]
Haha excellent! Although I do more than baked goods, see my long on the PC for today. I even included pictures of the food.
And I was about to call you a tosser, I guess I can save my British insults for later lol.
[quote]Renton wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Oh Hoorah three times for the glory days under under British Rule!
Cool! Sounds like DB’s in as well!
Oh and MG’s on concrete blocks were invented to help reduce polution.
You will grow to like Black (blood) pudding! I’m thinking of growing a little moustache and hacking off a testicle.[/quote]
Cool! I want to be minister of beer and that giant ferris wheel thing that all the tourists go in.
DB
[quote]Renton wrote:
The new cabinet…
Balbos - Minister for Alcohol & Hooliganism
Yo Momma - Minister in charge of recreational drugs and ridding us of anything less than kick ass music.
Push - Minister in charge of sex ed. (Duh)
Bushy - Minister for Steroids
Football061 - Minister in charge of shagging goats
Cowboy_69 - Minister in charge of internet trolls & cycle couriers.
Suggestions for other ministers welcomed.
T-Nation will also be renamed to Tea-Nation.[/quote]
I’m Game!! I mean…uhh, can’t I be the minister in charge of shagging extremely beautiful women?
[quote]Renton wrote:
BodyBldgBabe wrote:
Does this mean we have to learn the metric system?
No way in hell…I say we start a revolution of our own!!
Down with the Queen!!! 
Don’t worry B-3, some things will always be measured in inches between us.[/quote]
It is no good if there is still inches between us…