[quote]Renton wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
Just don’t tax our tea again biatch.
Oh and we have too many guns to throw away, they would fill all of our land fills and yours.
except Vipers, Shelby Mustangs, Z06 Corvettes, and our pick-ups. I mean we have to be able to transport your tobaccy to the ships right?
I’ll leave the tea off the tax list for now as requested.
I have no idea what to do with all the guns but I agree it is a problem. Maybe we could team up and use them against the French.
The cars you list are indeed very nice but to avoid being banned you must uprate their suspension so that they are actually capable of going round corners.[/quote]
Well the new Z06 vette beat a Porshe in turning (for the first time) this past year. I think that one is safe. The others…damn we forgot to engineer things to turn.
The really funny thing is that the last time I was in London the swans in the ponds were actually tagged with little metal neck-bands that read “property of the queen.”
Out of curiosity, does she actually own the people?
I’m sorry, I know I’m being a dick, but this is something Americans are intensely proud of… Not being owned, that is. Ironically, I constantly have to explain this to my wife, who is foreign.
[quote]MsM wrote:
GetTheHIT wrote:
this thread really pisses me off
American football is much tougher, with way more injuries proportionatly than any other sport; and the players are much bigger, faster and stronger than any Ruby player I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know…those ruby players are a crazy bunch, they are.
Renton, why do you start shit? lol[/quote]
Lol - It came through as a random email earlier and I thought you guys may see the humour in it.
[quote]GetTheHIT wrote:
this thread really pisses me off
American football is much tougher, with way more injuries proportionatly than any other sport; and the players are much bigger, faster and stronger than any Ruby player I’ve ever seen.[/quote]
[quote]MsM wrote:
GetTheHIT wrote:
this thread really pisses me off
American football is much tougher, with way more injuries proportionatly than any other sport; and the players are much bigger, faster and stronger than any Ruby player I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know…those ruby players are a crazy bunch, they are.
[quote]beebuddy wrote:
The really funny thing is that the last time I was in London the swans in the ponds were actually tagged with little metal neck-bands that read “property of the queen.”
Out of curiosity, does she actually own the people?
I’m sorry, I know I’m being a dick, but this is something Americans are intensely proud of… Not being owned, that is. Ironically, I constantly have to explain this to my wife, who is foreign. [/quote]
Are we owned by the queen? You know I’d never thought of it and I can’t imagine that there is anything that says we are but I will have a hunt to see. Interesting point.
I’ve seen said swans too - laughed my ass of at it.
I must say that my initial intention with this post apart to raise a smile was also to highlight how silly certain perceptions are. Who really cares about using an S or a Z for spelling? I actually love American cars - they are generally built for American roads though where I can only assume they perform their task perfectly.
So beebuddy, no I don’t think you are being a dick at all - and if you are, go get some therapy
[quote]Renton wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
Isn’t Gordon Brown a good Scotsman? How does he get any work done when he has to spend all day kicking limey ass just on general principle?
I strongly suspect that he is also pissed (read drunk) most of the time too like any other good Scotsmen which is another reason that he gets very little done.
[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Renton wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
Isn’t Gordon Brown a good Scotsman? How does he get any work done when he has to spend all day kicking limey ass just on general principle?
I strongly suspect that he is also pissed (read drunk) most of the time too like any other good Scotsmen which is another reason that he gets very little done.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.[/quote]
Absolutely not! I think it’s a highly admiribale trait and should form the basis of rule #21
All citizens of HM UKA (Her Majesty’s United Kingdom of America) should increase their daily alcohol consumption to previously unheard of levels.
I hereby promote Balbo to minister in charge of drinking and hooliganism.
