Recognize that you can feel angry all you want. You really can’t control your emotions but you CAN control how you act.
Plus, if you’re tearing up maps and yelling “fuck fuckitty fuck fuck” you look like a jackass. I guarantee it.
If you feel like doing that, just think about how cool your temper tantrum makes you look.
I let my dog do the talking.
[quote]Da Vinci wrote:
I think that’s what I dislike the most about it. I don’t feel like a bad guy yet I walk around feeling like a complete dick head/asshole all the time.[/quote]
…why are you angry?
Da Vinci it’s probably because your chinstrap is too narrow, shave it off or thicken it up. See this kind of thing all the time with porn star facial hair.
[quote]mmllcc wrote:
Professor X wrote:
DickBag wrote:
wrote:
i honestly cant imagine people walking into you for no reason. do women do it as well?
you could sneak a hump into some hot ones.
It’s always been short skinny guys for some reason. No one else. I’ll be walking to the water fountain and they just keep moving in the same line I am as if this is a test. I almost always move because I know I could actually hurt one of these fuckers if I actually ran into them at the same speed they are coming at me.
It is also NEVER people who train seriously.
Maybe they just have impaired vision. So they don’t see you - or you just look like a blurry blob…and nobody is scared of blurry blobs.
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This happens to me at work all the time. I take 2-3 walks per day just to get out of the office and move around. I work next to a big hotel and there are always all kinds of people outside and people will be walking by in a column of 4 and it never fails that the dude on the end who is walking straight toward me will try to keep walking so as to stay in line, as if I’m supposed to step off the sidewalk or something.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
sen say wrote:
What were you doing that you needed to designate 2 cartographers? Some sort of Dungeons and Dragons is my guess.
I would have guessed ‘Explorer’.
Now that he’s pissed of the cartographers, WE’LL NEVER FIND THE NEW WORLD!!!
DAMN YOU DAVINCI!!![/quote]
Hey, I’m game to take a chance and draw some maps for Davinci. Apparently he needs 2 new ones since he pissed off the old 2. Are you in man !?!?
Anway…let’s fuck around for a couple of weeks and then draw up some 5th grade style maps that don’t even show where THE NEW WORLD or the Greyhavens are (you cover Explorers I gots the D&D Yo!)
And then…we can see if Da Vinci has learned his lesson by whether or not he yells ‘fuck, fuck, fuckitty, fuck’ and rips up our maps or if he calmly explains this wasn’t what he had in mind. THEN we break out our REAL maps and shamwow him !!!
[quote]schultzie wrote:
Da Vinci it’s probably because your chinstrap is too narrow, shave it off or thicken it up. See this kind of thing all the time with porn star facial hair.[/quote]
rofl, and itchy, that’s another perfect example.
High dopamine. Don’t ever use deprenyl, rhodiola or tyrosine - and stay away from stimulants.
[quote]Da Vinci wrote:
schultzie wrote:
Da Vinci it’s probably because your chinstrap is too narrow, shave it off or thicken it up. See this kind of thing all the time with porn star facial hair.
rofl, and itchy, that’s another perfect example.[/quote]
I wonder what kind of reaction I would get if, the next time it happens, I let some little dude bump my shoulder and then I pretend to fall down and injure myself.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Da Vinci wrote:
schultzie wrote:
Da Vinci it’s probably because your chinstrap is too narrow, shave it off or thicken it up. See this kind of thing all the time with porn star facial hair.
rofl, and itchy, that’s another perfect example.
I wonder what kind of reaction I would get if, the next time it happens, I let some little dude bump my shoulder and then I pretend to fall down and injure myself.[/quote]
You would probably get looked at like you’re a weirdo because you’re a bad actor.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Da Vinci wrote:
schultzie wrote:
Da Vinci it’s probably because your chinstrap is too narrow, shave it off or thicken it up. See this kind of thing all the time with porn star facial hair.
rofl, and itchy, that’s another perfect example.
I wonder what kind of reaction I would get if, the next time it happens, I let some little dude bump my shoulder and then I pretend to fall down and injure myself.
You would probably get looked at like you’re a weirdo because you’re a bad actor.
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No way dude I’m the shit. I could just fall back on my killa portrayal of the slow and gentle Lenny from Mice and Men. Then old boy would feel even worse for having knocked down a special person.
Get laid or get the shit kicked out of you by a local street gang once or twice. That will change your persona for good!
[quote]Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Da Vinci wrote:
schultzie wrote:
Da Vinci it’s probably because your chinstrap is too narrow, shave it off or thicken it up. See this kind of thing all the time with porn star facial hair.
rofl, and itchy, that’s another perfect example.
I wonder what kind of reaction I would get if, the next time it happens, I let some little dude bump my shoulder and then I pretend to fall down and injure myself.
You would probably get looked at like you’re a weirdo because you’re a bad actor.
No way dude I’m the shit. I could just fall back on my killa portrayal of the slow and gentle Lenny from Mice and Men. Then old boy would feel even worse for having knocked down a special person.[/quote]
Lol, I dig the confidence.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Da Vinci wrote:
schultzie wrote:
Da Vinci it’s probably because your chinstrap is too narrow, shave it off or thicken it up. See this kind of thing all the time with porn star facial hair.
rofl, and itchy, that’s another perfect example.
I wonder what kind of reaction I would get if, the next time it happens, I let some little dude bump my shoulder and then I pretend to fall down and injure myself.
You would probably get looked at like you’re a weirdo because you’re a bad actor.
No way dude I’m the shit. I could just fall back on my killa portrayal of the slow and gentle Lenny from Mice and Men. Then old boy would feel even worse for having knocked down a special person.
Lol, I dig the confidence.[/quote]
Spoken like a true Clitoris. jk
[quote]Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Da Vinci wrote:
schultzie wrote:
Da Vinci it’s probably because your chinstrap is too narrow, shave it off or thicken it up. See this kind of thing all the time with porn star facial hair.
rofl, and itchy, that’s another perfect example.
I wonder what kind of reaction I would get if, the next time it happens, I let some little dude bump my shoulder and then I pretend to fall down and injure myself.
You would probably get looked at like you’re a weirdo because you’re a bad actor.
No way dude I’m the shit. I could just fall back on my killa portrayal of the slow and gentle Lenny from Mice and Men. Then old boy would feel even worse for having knocked down a special person.
Lol, I dig the confidence.
Spoken like a true Clitoris. jk
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WTF that doesn’t even make any sense. Hehe I think it’s funny how at times my IQ seems to abruptly plummet down to single digits for no reason.
Anyway I was thinking of SouthPark when I wrote this, where the Giant Clitoris says “Chicks DIG confidence!”
I’m such a dildo.
[quote]sen say wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
sen say wrote:
What were you doing that you needed to designate 2 cartographers? Some sort of Dungeons and Dragons is my guess.
I would have guessed ‘Explorer’.
Now that he’s pissed of the cartographers, WE’LL NEVER FIND THE NEW WORLD!!!
DAMN YOU DAVINCI!!!
Hey, I’m game to take a chance and draw some maps for Davinci. Apparently he needs 2 new ones since he pissed off the old 2. Are you in man !?!?
Anway…let’s fuck around for a couple of weeks and then draw up some 5th grade style maps that don’t even show where THE NEW WORLD or the Greyhavens are (you cover Explorers I gots the D&D Yo!)
And then…we can see if Da Vinci has learned his lesson by whether or not he yells ‘fuck, fuck, fuckitty, fuck’ and rips up our maps or if he calmly explains this wasn’t what he had in mind. THEN we break out our REAL maps and shamwow him !!![/quote]
I am definately in.
[quote]Da Vinci wrote:
sen say wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
sen say wrote:
What were you doing that you needed to designate 2 cartographers? Some sort of Dungeons and Dragons is my guess.
I would have guessed ‘Explorer’.
Now that he’s pissed of the cartographers, WE’LL NEVER FIND THE NEW WORLD!!!
DAMN YOU DAVINCI!!!
Hey, I’m game to take a chance and draw some maps for Davinci. Apparently he needs 2 new ones since he pissed off the old 2. Are you in man !?!?
Anway…let’s fuck around for a couple of weeks and then draw up some 5th grade style maps that don’t even show where THE NEW WORLD or the Greyhavens are (you cover Explorers I gots the D&D Yo!)
And then…we can see if Da Vinci has learned his lesson by whether or not he yells ‘fuck, fuck, fuckitty, fuck’ and rips up our maps or if he calmly explains this wasn’t what he had in mind. THEN we break out our REAL maps and shamwow him !!!
I am definately in.
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[quote]SteelyD wrote:
A cool map
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Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnice.
You want to know what’s sad? That shit is twice as good as what those two retards presented me with.
[quote]Da Vinci wrote:
You want to know what’s sad? That shit is twice as good as what those two retards presented me with.[/quote]
You should fuck them up.