[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
If I own time shares in Hell, I can have fun with this post, yes?
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I’ve got an option on a great condo on the Lake of Fire. I’m sure your actual ownership interest trumps a mere option.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
If I own time shares in Hell, I can have fun with this post, yes?
I’ve got an option on a great condo on the Lake of Fire. I’m sure your actual ownership interest trumps a mere option.
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Are you kidding? Satan pays ME rent.
[quote]tootles27 wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
You are so pussy whipped for even thinking about dealing with that kind of shit it’s redonkalis. Try to act like half a man with some balls next time, son.
Is that how you spell it…redonkalis?? I’ve been waiting to use that word and you stole it.[/quote]
You gotta be quick, Toots!
[quote]Neuromancer wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
imhungry wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
Christine wrote:
Pop a cap in him and slap her down.
LOL.
Can there be another answer besides a shooting spree?
Yes. Whenever the old boyfriend’s around, clip should piss on her to mark his territory and show his dominance.
Damn,that shit is cold,homey…
But necessary in certain cases.
It really does keep rival males from coming around.
Not to mention you can make a movie out of it and make some green on the side…[/quote]
Really? I like this idea… It could be Clip, guns, women, vulgar street slang, and piss. Sounds like the making of an epic to me.
[quote]clip11 wrote:
As for the guns, its my second amendment right to have as many guns as I want. [/quote]
I completely disagree, but you do have a 2nd amendment right to bear arms: http://www.bustedtees.com/secondamendment .
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Yes. Whenever the old boyfriend’s around, clip should piss on her to mark his territory and show his dominance.[/quote]
Sho’ 'nuff.
The key to being a good troll is being consistent. I thought your GF was an ex-lesbian stemming from abuse from her father and you were the first guy she slept with? Except her dad, of course.
Knuckle up man…seriously…when I first started dating my current girlfriend…her ex wouldn’t stop calling her etc and even came to my job …which I wasn’t there …but out of principle, I had to fight him for coming to my job to start shit.
No guns needed…just fight one on one…preferably at night…in a secluded parking lot…noone else there but you and him, so noone can stop it. Or you can be more mature than I and just confront him in a verbal non violent way. To be honest, I would have never let it slide as far as you did…no matter what the girl said…the first day he was out there I’d immediately go outside and be like WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?!
stick it in his pooper
If you kill it, you eat it.
[quote]clip11 wrote:
I been messing with this woman since the beginning of summer, shes 3 years older than me (she’s 25 im 22).Just this past week an ex boyfriend of hers pop back up into the picture, but she dont want nothing to do with him. This guy is 31, too old to be acting lie this. [/quote]
I’m just curious, at what age is it still acceptable to be doing this? Is this somehow a copout for something you’ve done/planning to do? Really, do you just have free license to sit outside people’s houses but when you reach 25 someone comes and says “ok, we’re going to give you a break on car insurance, but I’m afraid you’re now too old to be stalking anyone”
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
imhungry wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
Christine wrote:
Pop a cap in him and slap her down.
LOL.
Can there be another answer besides a shooting spree?
Yes. Whenever the old boyfriend’s around, clip should piss on her to mark his territory and show his dominance.
Damn,that shit is cold,homey…
But necessary in certain cases.
It really does keep rival males from coming around.
Not to mention you can make a movie out of it and make some green on the side…
Really? I like this idea… It could be Clip, guns, women, vulgar street slang, and piss. Sounds like the making of an epic to me.[/quote]
Didn’t R Kelly already do this?
V
[quote]clip11 wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:
clip11 wrote:
I keep a 40 caliber pistol in my armrest and a 20 gage shotgun in my trunk.
So you’re either a drug dealer or not so bright by what you just said. Pull into a gas station to pull our your gun on this guy? So what happens if you miss your target and hit the fuel pumps?
Why do I have to be a drug dealer or criminal because I have a couple guns? Is that CEO that owns ten guns also a drug dealer?
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I never said you were a criminal, I said you weren’t too intelligent if you were going to pull out a gun at a gas station. Generally I would suggest not shooting around explosive materials.
I doubt the CEO is packing and if he were he wouldn’t be spraying bullets at the guy tailing him at a gas station. That’s what dumb “tough” guys do.
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
Just be careful HH cuz shotgun bullets is bad fo yo health! Also, I prefer to carry a sword and shield and sometimes a mace for protection.
D[/quote]
Hahaha! Am I the only person who thinks that that would be bad-ass?
Pull into the gas station, pull out a Medieval trident spear, helmet, and shield, “Yo, bitch! You wanna go!? I’ll fuck you up!”
Priceless.
How can we be sure that the ex boyfriend really is an obsessive stalker?
Maybe he’s sticking around because he’s concerned that his ex is dating a gun-toting psychopath.
Taking it a step further, maybe the girl has asked the ex to watch her back. She could be too terrified to break up with clip11 for fear of ending up in a body bag. She did tell him not to go after the ex, after all.
There are always two sides to every story…
[quote]Vegita wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Neuromancer wrote:
imhungry wrote:
PRCalDude wrote:
Christine wrote:
Pop a cap in him and slap her down.
LOL.
Can there be another answer besides a shooting spree?
Yes. Whenever the old boyfriend’s around, clip should piss on her to mark his territory and show his dominance.
Damn,that shit is cold,homey…
But necessary in certain cases.
It really does keep rival males from coming around.
Not to mention you can make a movie out of it and make some green on the side…
Really? I like this idea… It could be Clip, guns, women, vulgar street slang, and piss. Sounds like the making of an epic to me.
Didn’t R Kelly already do this?
V[/quote]
Allegedly.
[quote]Thatguy1083 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
Just be careful HH cuz shotgun bullets is bad fo yo health! Also, I prefer to carry a sword and shield and sometimes a mace for protection.
D
Hahaha! Am I the only person who thinks that that would be bad-ass?
Pull into the gas station, pull out a Medieval trident spear, helmet, and shield, “Yo, bitch! You wanna go!? I’ll fuck you up!”
Priceless.[/quote]
I think that this is the answer to most problems.
I’d pay to see that caught on tape.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
Thatguy1083 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
Just be careful HH cuz shotgun bullets is bad fo yo health! Also, I prefer to carry a sword and shield and sometimes a mace for protection.
D
Hahaha! Am I the only person who thinks that that would be bad-ass?
Pull into the gas station, pull out a Medieval trident spear, helmet, and shield, “Yo, bitch! You wanna go!? I’ll fuck you up!”
Priceless.
I think that this is the answer to most problems.
I’d pay to see that caught on tape.[/quote]
been there, done that
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Thatguy1083 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
Just be careful HH cuz shotgun bullets is bad fo yo health! Also, I prefer to carry a sword and shield and sometimes a mace for protection.
D
Hahaha! Am I the only person who thinks that that would be bad-ass?
Pull into the gas station, pull out a Medieval trident spear, helmet, and shield, “Yo, bitch! You wanna go!? I’ll fuck you up!”
Priceless.
I think that this is the answer to most problems.
I’d pay to see that caught on tape.
been there, done that
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Ehhh, not really a “trident spear”, I meant more like a halberd (couldn’t think of the name). http://www.artemar.es/tienda/images/d602L.jpg
But anyways, just about any weapon would be hysterical.
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Thatguy1083 wrote:
Dedicated wrote:
Just be careful HH cuz shotgun bullets is bad fo yo health! Also, I prefer to carry a sword and shield and sometimes a mace for protection.
D
Hahaha! Am I the only person who thinks that that would be bad-ass?
Pull into the gas station, pull out a Medieval trident spear, helmet, and shield, “Yo, bitch! You wanna go!? I’ll fuck you up!”
Priceless.
I think that this is the answer to most problems.
I’d pay to see that caught on tape.
been there, done that
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Shit, I just saw this damn movie again. I can’t believe I forgot about this part. It’s hilarious.