Itchy is IN there!
It sounds like you are shoplifting the pootie.
[quote]itsthenickman wrote:
It sounds like you are shoplifting the pootie. [/quote]
Not yet.
Pooper
x3
[quote]Itchy wrote:
PimpBot5000 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
8 mo old, not 8 yrs
I know. Put a helmet on him and he’ll be fine.
That’s kind of funny because he DOES wear a helmet. His skull isn’t growing together right or some such monkey business, so he has to wear a helmet for a couple of months till the dents come out of his head. It’s really cute–he looks like a little ninja turtle (cuz it’s green).[/quote]
I saw that on tv.
It works like braces and is ingenious.
It saves those children a lifetime of troubles.
[quote]orion wrote:
Itchy wrote:
PimpBot5000 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
8 mo old, not 8 yrs
I know. Put a helmet on him and he’ll be fine.
That’s kind of funny because he DOES wear a helmet. His skull isn’t growing together right or some such monkey business, so he has to wear a helmet for a couple of months till the dents come out of his head. It’s really cute–he looks like a little ninja turtle (cuz it’s green).
I saw that on tv.
It works like braces and is ingenious.
It saves those children a lifetime of troubles.[/quote]
he doesn’t even notice it most of the time. When it gets hot, though, I think it makes his head itch.
Sounds like a nice girl you got there, Itch. Good luck.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
orion wrote:
Itchy wrote:
PimpBot5000 wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
8 mo old, not 8 yrs
I know. Put a helmet on him and he’ll be fine.
That’s kind of funny because he DOES wear a helmet. His skull isn’t growing together right or some such monkey business, so he has to wear a helmet for a couple of months till the dents come out of his head. It’s really cute–he looks like a little ninja turtle (cuz it’s green).
I saw that on tv.
It works like braces and is ingenious.
It saves those children a lifetime of troubles.
he doesn’t even notice it most of the time. When it gets hot, though, I think it makes his head itch. [/quote]
you’re always itchy though.lol
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sounds like a nice girl you got there, Itch. Good luck.[/quote]
Thanks alot.
I think she’s a real catch.
She has a kid, so good luck enjoying taking care of someone else’s mistake.
[quote]Synthetickiller wrote:
She has a kid, so good luck enjoying taking care of someone else’s mistake. [/quote]
Blow me.
[quote]Synthetickiller wrote:
She has a kid, so good luck enjoying taking care of someone else’s mistake. [/quote]
You’re an ignorant dick.
Go to any UHAUL storage facility and buy two medium size boxes. Next, go to Allen Parkway heading towards downtown. park your car near the embassy, take your boxes and walk to the hills leading towards the bayou. Put the boxes on the top of the hill, sit on them and slide down. Now’s the perfect time 'cause it’s been raining so much lately and the grass will be soft. She can do it holding the kid, ya’ll can get on a single box and do it, etc… Perfect fun, cheap and easy date, delivered to you step-by-step from your pal whiteflash. You’re welcome.
Thanks again all who helped.
Three weeks to the day and now she’s MINE.
skips away, whistling gleefully
Awww! Good for you!
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Thanks again all who helped.
Three weeks to the day and now she’s MINE.
skips away, whistling gleefully[/quote]
Good.
I like happy endings…
…pervs.
I really enjoyed reading this thread
Congrats Itchy I’m happy for you!
meh…
[quote]Itchy wrote:
I live in the North Houston area, so something around the 1960 corridor or Woodlands area would be great. It will probably be too hot outdoors for our comfort, but i dunno–so outdoor suggestions are welcome, too. I’m about to leave for the day but if anyone needs details just ask and I will answer in the morning.
Thanks alot for your help, guys.
–Your pal, Itchy.[/quote]
Ah another north sider, I am over in the Humble/Atascocita area.
As far as something to do, you got me, I have yet to find anything fun/interesting to do for a date, this area is rather lame.
Congrats Itchy!