[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
This one time I was married to this girl that I had kids with. I was having problems with her but we were working on it and it was getting better. But while it was getting better I started seeing my brother’s girlfriend and fell in love with her. One night my wife and I were fighting because I relapsed on heroine so I went over to see my brother’s girlfriend so I could smell her hair. [/quote]
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
This one time I was married to this girl that I had kids with. I was having problems with her but we were working on it and it was getting better. But while it was getting better I started seeing my brother’s girlfriend and fell in love with her. One night my wife and I were fighting because I relapsed on heroine so I went over to see my brother’s girlfriend so I could smell her hair. [/quote]
Oh no!
Another deadly hair-smell addiction!
When-oh-when will it all stop???[/quote]
I finally broke down and got some of that scent neutralizing stuff hunters use because I was so tired of all of my guy’s brothers’ falling in love with me. It wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t such a sociable guy but unfortunately he is, so there’s not just one or two. A half-dozen guys or more have said some variation on “you know, I love Hockey like a brother and I’d give my life for him, but jesus, your hair! it smells so fucking good! let’s run away.”
It gets old.
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
This one time I was married to this girl that I had kids with. I was having problems with her but we were working on it and it was getting better. But while it was getting better I started seeing my brother’s girlfriend and fell in love with her. One night my wife and I were fighting because I relapsed on heroine so I went over to see my brother’s girlfriend so I could smell her hair. [/quote]
Oh no!
Another deadly hair-smell addiction!
When-oh-when will it all stop???[/quote]
I finally broke down and got some of that scent neutralizing stuff hunters use because I was so tired of all of my guy’s brothers’ falling in love with me. It wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t such a sociable guy but unfortunately he is, so there’s not just one or two. A half-dozen guys or more have said some variation on “you know, I love Hockey like a brother and I’d give my life for him, but jesus, your hair! it smells so fucking good! let’s run away.”
It gets old.
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I don’t believe you.
Everybody knows that women hop from one hair sniffer to the next when they see a “better deal.”
If you were serious about being a good woman, you would shave your head.[/quote]
Everywhere, just to be sure…
Alright so…
After college I lived with my folks for awhile. I started seeing this highschool girl that lived across town. Hot, natural blonde, but she was sortof too wild for me (she later became a lesbian… no I didn’t turn her into one). She picked up a meth habit and would tell me stories of her fisting the shit out of other girls, which made me laugh as she was so tiny and non-dominant looking. We went to alot of warehouse parties together or as us oldfolks called them back in the day: “raves”.
Anyway her mom liked me and was totally cool with me being over there and even sleeping in her daughter’s bed. I presumed she wasn’t naive and knew what we were up to behind closed doors, but it didn’t matter: I had unspoken permission. Her DAD however, I had never met. Her parents were divorced and he lived elsewhere.
So one morning, we wake up at her house and I’m in the kitchen with her. She’s washing some dishes and I’m running my mouth about typical college-aged-guy bullshit. I say quite loudly “fucking cops, they’re all shitheads”. She looks at me and turns white as a ghost. Then I realize she isn’t looking at me. She’s looking behind me. At her dad.
Turns out her dad is a cop.