Dark Ninjaa How Do You Train

I also love how (apparently) anything over 2 paragraphs in length = wall of txt

[quote]chillain wrote:
I also love how (apparently) anything over 2 paragraphs in length = wall of txt

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TLDR, summary plz?

I think DN is worth it just for the extremely self romanticized boasting stories. Lols are had all around.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
You know what is really fucked up?

People have doubted virtually all of the claims DN has made. Her wealth, her gender, linguistic skills, on and on.

Not a single person seems to doubt that she’s black though.

Buncha racists.
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A black person, especially a woman, doing extremely well is a bitter pill to swallow around these parts.

[quote]Cortes wrote:

I wasn’t talking to you.

You just couldn’t help yourself from responding though, could you?
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Of course! It was imperative that I laughed at your fucking pathetic diatribe.

Deal with it.

[quote]GCF wrote:
I’d love DN to be a stunning hot chick that lift weights, kicks ass and licks pussy… but this patently isn’t the case.[/quote]

Mmm… pussy… I eat it, I lick it, I suck and munch on it. I love the look, the shape, the smell, the taste and the juices.

Aaaaah…Delicious!

[quote]red04 wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
You know what is really fucked up?

People have doubted virtually all of the claims DN has made. Her wealth, her gender, linguistic skills, on and on.

Not a single person seems to doubt that she’s black though.

Buncha racists.
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There have been a few threads where the consensus is actually that DN is some racist as fuck white dude who portrays the character with so many negative black stereotypes on purpose to race bait.[/quote]

Oh dear. Getting your panties twisted again. I get that it must be so cool for some of you to make fun of black people and then hoping none of the black posters on here will say a thing. And when one of us dares to say a thing, you’ll be quick to call us racist.

Meh, keep on being derogatory, you’ll feel my wrath with extreme prejudice.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve seen some pretty freaky porn (and usually like it) and virtually everything DN speaks of is 100% spot on. I can even see someone making a legitimate fortune producing said porn. Some people are great at monetizing niche interests, even to the tune of millions of $$$. I even used to date a bona fide masochist who totally got of on being drilled till she couldn’t move her legs with single legged squats.

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Sex sells. You have no idea how much money you can make out of it if you possess a great business acumen. And I don’t feel sorry for the fuckers who are addicted to porn. It’s like asking a casino manager to stop 75 years old Steve using the slots machines 24/7. I NEED, I WANT their fucking money. Then you just don’t stop right there. You don’t blow the money you made out of your porn/BDSM websites away. You gotta be smart with your money, you know? You invest. You look into other business ventures, property, stock investing, day trading. Your aim is to get wealthy instead of staying rich.

I think I’ve got about 3 or 4 years before I can consider ‘‘retiring’’ and enjoying my comfortable life to the full. Then I’m gonna need some super strong sperm. I want my future children to have the best genetics in the world. I want them to be motherfucking beasts. Just like their motherfucking mother.

[quote]csulli wrote:
I think DN is worth it just for the extremely self romanticized boasting stories. Lols are had all around.[/quote]

Lol @ boasting stories.

At least I boast about what I have done and achieved. I don’t boast about something I assume or think I could do, like fighting a fucking bunch of wild dogs that are more likely to rip me apart. Lololol!

Daaaaamn!!! 20K views!!! Hell fucking yeah!!!

And please hurry up! Vote and vote! I need a 5 star rating for this thread. That will complete my level of notoriety on TN.


Off to the gym for some light cardio and core.

9 weeks to go!

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
I don’t take shit from no one. Anyone who feels like putting me or others I care about down, will feel my fucking wrath. I had my very wild years and now, I’d occasionally know when to walk away when some stuff are just not worth bothering about. For someone to say to me ‘‘I’d like to see you say that to his face,’’ that, just makes me laugh. 'Cos they have no fucking idea what a fucking psycho I am.[/quote]

LOL

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:
I think DN is worth it just for the extremely self romanticized boasting stories. Lols are had all around.[/quote]

Lol @ boasting stories.

At least I boast about what I have done and achieved. I don’t boast about something I assume or think I could do, like fighting a fucking bunch of wild dogs that are more likely to rip me apart. Lololol![/quote]
Pfft. And another pfft. Not only do you boast about things that are made up, you boast about things you couldn’t even do if you tried. Also we’ll see who’s laughing when one day I’m walking around the neighborhood and I’m set upon by a pack of African wild dogs and I own the shit out of them. I’ll make sure to pull out my phone first to record it.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve seen some pretty freaky porn (and usually like it) and virtually everything DN speaks of is 100% spot on. I can even see someone making a legitimate fortune producing said porn. Some people are great at monetizing niche interests, even to the tune of millions of $$$. I even used to date a bona fide masochist who totally got of on being drilled till she couldn’t move her legs with single legged squats.

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Sex sells. You have no idea how much money you can make out of it if you possess a great business acumen. And I don’t feel sorry for the fuckers who are addicted to porn. It’s like asking a casino manager to stop 75 years old Steve using the slots machines 24/7. I NEED, I WANT their fucking money. Then you just don’t stop right there. You don’t blow the money you made out of your porn/BDSM websites away. You gotta be smart with your money, you know? You invest. You look into other business ventures, property, stock investing, day trading. Your aim is to get wealthy instead of staying rich.

I think I’ve got about 3 or 4 years before I can consider ‘‘retiring’’ and enjoying my comfortable life to the full. Then I’m gonna need some super strong sperm. I want my future children to have the best genetics in the world. I want them to be motherfucking beasts. Just like their motherfucking mother.[/quote]
you should mate with Fr0nk

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve seen some pretty freaky porn (and usually like it) and virtually everything DN speaks of is 100% spot on. I can even see someone making a legitimate fortune producing said porn. Some people are great at monetizing niche interests, even to the tune of millions of $$$. I even used to date a bona fide masochist who totally got of on being drilled till she couldn’t move her legs with single legged squats.

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Sex sells. You have no idea how much money you can make out of it if you possess a great business acumen. And I don’t feel sorry for the fuckers who are addicted to porn. It’s like asking a casino manager to stop 75 years old Steve using the slots machines 24/7. I NEED, I WANT their fucking money. Then you just don’t stop right there. You don’t blow the money you made out of your porn/BDSM websites away. You gotta be smart with your money, you know? You invest. You look into other business ventures, property, stock investing, day trading. Your aim is to get wealthy instead of staying rich.

I think I’ve got about 3 or 4 years before I can consider ‘‘retiring’’ and enjoying my comfortable life to the full. Then I’m gonna need some super strong sperm. I want my future children to have the best genetics in the world. I want them to be motherfucking beasts. Just like their motherfucking mother.[/quote]

In this thread, the Unit has now claimed:

-to be a street fighter
-a bisexual
-an S&M sex addict
-a pimp
-a millionaire
-French
-a property investor
-a day trader
-a dominatrix
-fluent in 7 languages
-owner of 4 successful businesses
-owner of apartments in London Paris and Miami
-an expert Judo competitor
-a bodybuilder
-a model

as it might say itself: “what a motherfucking weirdo yo!”

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve seen some pretty freaky porn (and usually like it) and virtually everything DN speaks of is 100% spot on. I can even see someone making a legitimate fortune producing said porn. Some people are great at monetizing niche interests, even to the tune of millions of $$$. I even used to date a bona fide masochist who totally got of on being drilled till she couldn’t move her legs with single legged squats.

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Sex sells. You have no idea how much money you can make out of it if you possess a great business acumen. And I don’t feel sorry for the fuckers who are addicted to porn. It’s like asking a casino manager to stop 75 years old Steve using the slots machines 24/7. I NEED, I WANT their fucking money. Then you just don’t stop right there. You don’t blow the money you made out of your porn/BDSM websites away. You gotta be smart with your money, you know? You invest. You look into other business ventures, property, stock investing, day trading. Your aim is to get wealthy instead of staying rich.

I think I’ve got about 3 or 4 years before I can consider ‘‘retiring’’ and enjoying my comfortable life to the full. Then I’m gonna need some super strong sperm. I want my future children to have the best genetics in the world. I want them to be motherfucking beasts. Just like their motherfucking mother.[/quote]

In this thread, the Unit has now claimed:

-to be a street fighter
-a bisexual
-an S&M sex addict
-a pimp
-a millionaire
-French
-a property investor
-a day trader
-a dominatrix
-fluent in 7 languages
-owner of 4 successful businesses
-owner of apartments in London Paris and Miami
-an expert Judo competitor
-a bodybuilder
-a model

as it might say itself: “what a motherfucking weirdo yo!”

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Seriously LOL.

And not a shred, not one shred of evidence that there is even the slightest truth to a single one of these claims, other than yet another string of obscenities followed by yet another unfounded boast.

Put up or shut up. The irony that almost every poster participating in this thread has done this in one way or another, and that the ONLY one who hasn’t is the one making the extremely outlandish claims is not lost on any of us.

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve seen some pretty freaky porn (and usually like it) and virtually everything DN speaks of is 100% spot on. I can even see someone making a legitimate fortune producing said porn. Some people are great at monetizing niche interests, even to the tune of millions of $$$. I even used to date a bona fide masochist who totally got of on being drilled till she couldn’t move her legs with single legged squats.

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Sex sells. You have no idea how much money you can make out of it if you possess a great business acumen. And I don’t feel sorry for the fuckers who are addicted to porn. It’s like asking a casino manager to stop 75 years old Steve using the slots machines 24/7. I NEED, I WANT their fucking money. Then you just don’t stop right there. You don’t blow the money you made out of your porn/BDSM websites away. You gotta be smart with your money, you know? You invest. You look into other business ventures, property, stock investing, day trading. Your aim is to get wealthy instead of staying rich.

I think I’ve got about 3 or 4 years before I can consider ‘‘retiring’’ and enjoying my comfortable life to the full. Then I’m gonna need some super strong sperm. I want my future children to have the best genetics in the world. I want them to be motherfucking beasts. Just like their motherfucking mother.[/quote]

In this thread, the Unit has now claimed:

-to be a street fighter
-a bisexual
-an S&M sex addict
-a pimp
-a millionaire
-French
-a property investor
-a day trader
-a dominatrix
-fluent in 7 languages
-owner of 4 successful businesses
-owner of apartments in London Paris and Miami
-an expert Judo competitor
-a bodybuilder
-a model

as it might say itself: “what a motherfucking weirdo yo!”

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You forgot tranny with a foot long cock and unafraid of death.

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
A black person, especially a woman, doing extremely well is a bitter pill to swallow around these parts.[/quote]

Yeah the reason no one believes your ridiculous made up stories is a result of either racism or sexism or both.

surprising you have time to answer your oestrogen filled cunt detractors when it sounds like you have enough to do running your international business empire/ training for photoshoots/ speaking one of your 7 languages/ kicking ass in a street fight/ having a lesbian orgy/ being a pimp/ trading stocks/ managing your international property portfolio/ being an all round bad ass ma-fucker 24-7-365.

[quote]yolo84 wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’ve seen some pretty freaky porn (and usually like it) and virtually everything DN speaks of is 100% spot on. I can even see someone making a legitimate fortune producing said porn. Some people are great at monetizing niche interests, even to the tune of millions of $$$. I even used to date a bona fide masochist who totally got of on being drilled till she couldn’t move her legs with single legged squats.

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Sex sells. You have no idea how much money you can make out of it if you possess a great business acumen. And I don’t feel sorry for the fuckers who are addicted to porn. It’s like asking a casino manager to stop 75 years old Steve using the slots machines 24/7. I NEED, I WANT their fucking money. Then you just don’t stop right there. You don’t blow the money you made out of your porn/BDSM websites away. You gotta be smart with your money, you know? You invest. You look into other business ventures, property, stock investing, day trading. Your aim is to get wealthy instead of staying rich.

I think I’ve got about 3 or 4 years before I can consider ‘‘retiring’’ and enjoying my comfortable life to the full. Then I’m gonna need some super strong sperm. I want my future children to have the best genetics in the world. I want them to be motherfucking beasts. Just like their motherfucking mother.[/quote]

In this thread, the Unit has now claimed:

-to be a street fighter
-a bisexual
-an S&M sex addict
-a pimp
-a millionaire
-French
-a property investor
-a day trader
-a dominatrix
-fluent in 7 languages
-owner of 4 successful businesses
-owner of apartments in London Paris and Miami
-an expert Judo competitor
-a bodybuilder
-a model

as it might say itself: “what a motherfucking weirdo yo!”

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as UtahLama pointed out the above should also include:

-owner of a motherfucking 12 motherfucking inch motherfucking black motherfucking mamba