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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
5k for ATM?
So what does Bank of America pay for their ATMs? Pretty cheap tbh.[/quote]
Want to know?
Meet me tomorrow at Titans Gym, 6pm. Be there and you’ll have your answer.
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Are you a part of team titans by any chance?
ps: you train at a RIDICULOUSLY expensive gym
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
DN do you have a cam show? If so or are thinking about it, count me in.[/quote]
I have girls. They don’t do cam show or all that bullshit. And they don’t come cheap. I don’t think you could afford any of them. My newest employee is charging 2k for the night. 5K if you want ATM. And she’s just a beginner.
What kind of pussy you want? I got chocolate pussy, vanilla pussy, caramel pussy, orange pussy, mahogany pussy, shaven pussy, bushy pussy, spicy pussy, smelly pussy, rose scented pussy, muscly pussy, skinny-fat pussy, fat pussy, roid- raged pussy…
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[quote]roybot wrote:
Hahahahahaha!
Fucking classic!
Friday night, I fucked from midnight till 3 am. Best pussy I ever ate.
Sat morning, met my training partner Justice, and we hit the gym for some motherfucking badass conditioning.
Prowler pull 20 metres 5 rounds
Prowler push 20 metres 5 rounds
Tyre sledge hammering- 5 2mins rounds with 2 mins rest
Hill sprints- 6 rounds of 20 secs sprints, gradient @ 14% . rest 1 min --reduced to 30 seconds for the last 2 rounds
Medecine ball toss/throws 3 rounds of 20 ss Kettlebell Swings 3x20
Legs raise on monkey bar ss Back Extension machine 5x20
Barbell Rollouts 5x20
Partner sit-ups: 3x15
Fucking Stretch.
Stopped by Nando and fed on a whole chicken, 2 corns on the hob, 2 glasses of mango juice and Luso beans. Baptised the restroom with my stinky shit. Left.
In the eve, hit the strip club and night clubs to celebrate my 3rd dick’s birthday.
[quote]WP wrote:
Are you a part of team titans by any chance?
ps: you train at a RIDICULOUSLY expensive gym[/quote]
Titans ain’t ridiculously expensive, man. Watcha talking about? Now, when it comes to Equinox gym in Kensington, that’s another story. It’s luxurious, it’s beautiful but it’s also commercial.
Titan is a good gym. It’s hardcore, great atmosphere, it smells of sweat and pain, patrons are nice and work their fucking ass off, and, I only need to spend a fiver whenever I feel like using the facility.
Bodyworks was my topchoice in London but fuck, women aren’t fucking allowed to train in there.
[quote]Drake37 wrote:
So, are you a man or not?
How many genitals DO you have?
I’m not judging, I just am really curious. [/quote]
Men who are usually curious about cocks are the ones who are always dying to have cocks rammed down their throats.
True story.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Friday night, I fucked from midnight till 3 am. Best pussy I ever ate.
Sat morning met my training partner Justice and we hit the gym for some motherfucking badass conditioning.
Prowler pull 20 metres 5 rounds
Prowler push 20 metres 5 rounds
Tyre sledge hammering- 5 2mins rounds with 2 mins rest
Hill sprints- 6 rounds of 20 secs sprints, gradient @ 14% . rest 1 min --reduced to 30 seconds for the last 2 rounds
Medecine ball toss/throws 3 rounds of 20 ss Kettlebell Swings 3x20
Legs raise on monkey bar ss Back Extension machine 5x20
Barbell Rollouts 5x20
Partner sit-ups: 3x15
Fucking Stretch.
Stopped by Nando and fed on a whole chicken, 2 corns on the hob, 2 glasses of mango juice and Luso beans. Baptised the restroom with my stinky shit. Left.
In the eve, hit the strip club and night clubs to celebrate my 3rd dick’s birthday.
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Which club? passed through Stringfellows Angels last night
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
DN do you have a cam show? If so or are thinking about it, count me in.[/quote]
I have girls. They don’t do cam show or all that bullshit. And they don’t come cheap. I don’t think you could afford any of them. My newest employee is charging 2k for the night. 5K if you want ATM. And she’s just a beginner.
What kind of pussy you want? I got chocolate pussy, vanilla pussy, caramel pussy, orange pussy, mahogany pussy, shaven pussy, bushy pussy, spicy pussy, smelly pussy, rose scented pussy, muscly pussy, skinny-fat pussy, fat pussy, roid- raged pussy…
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- YouTube [/quote]
exactly what came to mind
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Which club? passed through Stringfellows Angels last night[/quote]
Platinum Lace
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Which club? passed through Stringfellows Angels last night[/quote]
Platinum Lace
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Any good? Last time I went it was getting a bit overrun with Romanians but the top 5 or 6 girls are always pretty smoking
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Any good? Last time I went it was getting a bit overrun with Romanians but the top 5 or 6 girls are always pretty smoking[/quote]
Honestly it was between PL, Sophisticats and Candybar.
The girls were fucking gorgeous but not curvy enough for my taste, sadly. I like them with a bit of flesh on the bones. Big tits, big ass. Or big ass, small tits.
The atmosphere was pretty chillax. We had a good time --one of my girlfriends got a private dance-- but I ain’t going back there any time soon.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
Any good? Last time I went it was getting a bit overrun with Romanians but the top 5 or 6 girls are always pretty smoking[/quote]
Honestly it was between PL, Sophisticats and Candybar.
The girls were fucking gorgeous but not curvy enough for my taste, sadly. I like them with a bit of flesh on the bones. Big tits, big ass. Or big ass, small tits.
The atmosphere was pretty chillax. We had a good time --one of my girlfriends got a private dance-- but I ain’t going back there any time soon. [/quote]
For me Platinum Lace much nicer than Sophisticats , unsuprisingly I’ve never been to Candybar!
Should try the Windmill, decor is a bit tacky but has some great brazilians with big bouncy asses.
[quote]RampantBadger wrote:
For me Platinum Lace much nicer than Sophisticats , unsuprisingly I’ve never been to Candybar!
Should try the Windmill, decor is a bit tacky but has some great brazilians with big bouncy asses.
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Well, thank you kind sir for the tip. I’ve heard of windmill but funny how I never checked it out.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Bodyworks was my topchoice in London but fuck, women aren’t fucking allowed to train in there.
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Proof positive that you don’t have a penis!
Fuck those doubters with a big ole strap on, huh?
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Bodyworks was my topchoice in London but fuck, women aren’t fucking allowed to train in there.
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Proof positive that you don’t have a penis!
Fuck those doubters with a big ole strap on, huh?
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12 inch black mamba precisely.
Motherfucking beast
As usual, started the week with lambasting my legs.
My man, DMX, in the background for some great motivation and good motherfucking ass kicking.
Lying Leg curls: 6x10. End with partials 1x25
Squats: 5x10
Leg Press,(wide stance) 6x10 then finish with drop sets.
Barbell walking lunges: 5 rounds (50kg)
GHR: 5x12
Seated Leg curls: 3x 25
Barbell Hip thrusts: 4x12
Smith machine standing calf raises 4x20
Barbell seated calf raises 4x20
Leg press machine calf press 4x15.
Fucking stretch.
[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
You’re addressing an ex martial artist and fighter, (and sado-masochist) here. Fear of having my face bashed is something unknown to me. I don’t give a shit whether you’re built like a cyborg, taller or heavier or that you’re in uniform. Give me some heat and you’ll get a fucking blaze in return.
I’ve picked up men/women heavier than me and smashed them on the ground with fucking ease, and, these days I love to break fingers ,arms, oh, and balls. I walk tall, never look down and I never back up. I’m not a pussy. If I don’t like a your fucking face, I will tell you straight. And if a motherfucker feels like taking me down, let’s do that shit, 'cos Ninjaa never scared of a good or a bad fight.
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bumped for LOLs