Would not take much from you besides a smile and one look at that hot body you have! Bruce Wang would be cured in no time at all. I know it cures me ;)[/quote]
Mmm…
I have quite an angelic smile and an angelic face Will it be enough to cure Bruce though? One thing I am not when I talk is sweet. An impotent man is an already broken soul. I’ll have to be blunt with him when I play with his cock. Will he survive? [/quote]
This thread neends pics hint hint.
Would not take much from you besides a smile and one look at that hot body you have! Bruce Wang would be cured in no time at all. I know it cures me ;)[/quote]
Mmm…
I have quite an angelic smile and an angelic face Will it be enough to cure Bruce though? One thing I am not when I talk is sweet. An impotent man is an already broken soul. I’ll have to be blunt with him when I play with his cock. Will he survive? [/quote]
This thread neends pics hint hint.[/quote]
Dude. Dark Ninja pics were found long ago in SAMA. Lucky for you, they were archived here: http://xr.com/yi3z
Would not take much from you besides a smile and one look at that hot body you have! Bruce Wang would be cured in no time at all. I know it cures me ;)[/quote]
Mmm…
I have quite an angelic smile and an angelic face Will it be enough to cure Bruce though? One thing I am not when I talk is sweet. An impotent man is an already broken soul. I’ll have to be blunt with him when I play with his cock. Will he survive? [/quote]
This thread neends pics hint hint.[/quote]
Dude. Dark Ninja pics were found long ago in SAMA. Lucky for you, they were archived here: http://xr.com/yi3z[/quote]
I was thinking more of her dressed in catwoman garb, but thanks for the link.
Would not take much from you besides a smile and one look at that hot body you have! Bruce Wang would be cured in no time at all. I know it cures me ;)[/quote]
Mmm…
I have quite an angelic smile and an angelic face Will it be enough to cure Bruce though? One thing I am not when I talk is sweet. An impotent man is an already broken soul. I’ll have to be blunt with him when I play with his cock. Will he survive? [/quote]
This thread neends pics hint hint.[/quote]
Dude. Dark Ninja pics were found long ago in SAMA. Lucky for you, they were archived here: http://xr.com/yi3z[/quote]
You motherfucker, I hate you so much right now.
Would not take much from you besides a smile and one look at that hot body you have! Bruce Wang would be cured in no time at all. I know it cures me ;)[/quote]
Mmm…
I have quite an angelic smile and an angelic face Will it be enough to cure Bruce though? One thing I am not when I talk is sweet. An impotent man is an already broken soul. I’ll have to be blunt with him when I play with his cock. Will he survive? [/quote]
I would luuuuuuv to find out I am sure being the fact he is Bruce Wang he would “RISE” to the event and show you a trick or 2. Tame that kitty and more atleast for a moment or two. Make her purrrrrr real good
How about a scene featuring Batman fucking the shit out of Catwoman’s asshole while in a freefall from the top of Wayne Tower, using his cape to slow the ride down enough for a good money shot right before he squeezes his secondary load into her asshole and then ditches Catwoman and swings away, while she splatters on the ground and dies with an ass full of BatSemen in her? Would it kill you to put something like that in there?
Or how about a bestiality scene where Alfred fucks Talia’s conniving little twat with a living bat? Kinda like that old story about Led Zeppelin, a willing groupie and a red snapper in her red snapper.
That could be the primer before The Penguin waddles in and starts fucking her and going waaaaah waaaah waaaah, like Burgess Meredith in the old TV show. Talia could even be blindfolded, so she doesn’t know that she’s getting fucked with a live bat, and then when The Penguin walks in you tell her she’s gonna get fucked by the Diddler, except that when she hears The Penguin’s weird grunting and feels his webbed hand rub her clit, she’ll think she’s getting fucked by some half-wild beast and then you yank her blindfold off right before she cums and realizes that the fucking Penguin’s grotesque cock has been inside of her. The best part will be the fact that Talia is actually such a dirty little whore that she’s more sickened by the Penguin fucking her than some animal she can’t quite say what is.
That scene probably wouldn’t be for the faint of heart, especially if the Penguin takes the bat that Alfred has been fucking Talia with, bites its head off, eats it (while fucking Talia, of course) and then smears the bat’s blood all over Talia’s nipples, elbows, shoulder blades and Achilles heels. Yeah, that one probably isn’t for the kids. But what can I say? The previous generation’s alleged awesomeness was so gigantic that this is what it comes down to for shock value these days.
[quote]jskrabac wrote:
Hey guys. I’m not sure if the mods will let this stay, but I thought it was too funny not to share. Today me and one of my housemates decided we should try to make a porn parody of TDKR. Here’s what we have so far:
The beauty of it is that you don’t even have to change the name: The Dark Knight Rises
It follows a black man, Bruce Wang, who has to struggle with impotency (the dark knight isn’t rising…har har) and face the villainous Bone. With allies in Lucious Cocks, Commissioner Hard On, Miranda Tits, and John “Throbbin” Blake, he faces his biggest battle on erectile dysfunction yet. An infamous cat burgler arrives in the nick of time who may turn out to be just the pussy he needs.
Cameos include the return of the Poker, and it dives a little bit into the background stories of Bruce Wang and Bone in the League of Bad Hoes.
Anything to add? I feel like that’s quite a bit to get the ball rolling…lol. [/quote]
[quote]dirtman wrote:
Tame that kitty and more atleast for a moment or two. Make her purrrrrr real good ;)[/quote]
Mmm… this is quite hot…
The real question is, after years of erectile dysfunction, will Bruce Wang still be able to tame an unruly pussy?
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Of course maybe the erectile dysfunction is that it hardness will not go away!!! No matter what he trys or how many women he beds. Its throbbing and hard for years thats why he is a recluse. A little trick played on Bruce Wang from the Diddler.
Will the dark kitty be able to climb on top and feel the power and throbbing of years of pent up lust and break Bruce Wang free?