I don’t know, spend some time in a retail store. Some have no concept of how to dress to look good… and that includes many ladies too
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Just to be safe, maybe have a go at them with some box cutters before wearing them out?
P.S yes, it was that exact Jon Stewart clip. I think the dude is a well educated moron most of the time, but he was 100% correct on that one.
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I can already hear him telling me about his divorce and how he would have gone pro if it weren’t for that knee injury in Junior year.
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I attempted to try on skinny jeans once. I couldn’t fit my calves through the thighs.
I’m still oddly embarrassed that I even tried.
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If I am to be included in the ‘we’ then the answer is most definitely no . No one wants to look at my weird shaped quads, rather large trunk or my junk. If by ‘we’ you mean '‘you’. Then I am sure you would look great so play on.
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I remember a long time ago when I was in my late teens and Levis 501’s were the go to jeans. I went to a Levis store with my hard earned money to buy some and obviously be immediately more attractive to the opposite sex.
I went in the change room to try them on and had a similar issue. Got them just above the knees and they were not going anywhere else. The young lady who was serving me asked how I was going from outside the change room. I pulled back the curtain and said with a smile, “I dont think these jeans were made for me”. She just laughed and said maybe I should find you a wider fit. I never did end up with 501’s and was sadly never more attractive . 
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I still wear 501s. There is nothing magical about them.
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Boot-cut jeans from Lucky are the most comfortable ones I’ve found, but with 3% spandex I shred them within a year of normal use.
Eddie Bauer is tougher fabric but they keep switching between boot cut and cowboy cut, which makes buying them a gamble.
My wife just bought a few pairs of bell bottoms because they are apparently coming back into style so . . .
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Done. I have a couple pairs of ripped up skinny jeans and the youtube tells me those are “out” now. 
I rarely see his stuff anymore but that appearance definitely made me laugh.
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Very relatable.
… hates tall girls.
YES!
Way to go! This is a win. 
HA! Well I was thinking we could buy a big enough pair and all of us could just cram into the same pants. #BondingExperience
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Classic! 
I might be one of them depending on who you ask! 
I think men actually can pull it off if given the perfect fit, but that’d be much harder to find than a straight leg or boot cut, which tend to look great on everyone.
What cut are those light wash jeans that make me grab your butt all the time?
HAHA I can see it!
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Today’s Workout
The congestion moved from the sinuses to the chest, which feels a lot better but sounds a little worse. Energy isn’t at 100% so I still took it easy.
Leg Press
Band External Rotation Thing
Seated Cable Row
Cable Lateral Raise
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Actually they are (magical) when my wife wears them.
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Aww good compliment! She sounds lovely. 
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I still kind of like skinny jeans. They look way better on me than most. Certainly better than those ones really wide at the bottom.
If a man wears a nice shirt and coat or jacket, truth is no one pays much attention to his pants unless there is a pretty big faux pas. (I am assured well bred women never pay attention to a guy’s ass). You can get in anywhere with a half-decent pair of black or white jeans, if the top half looks tight.
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This! This is the improv skit!
Or drinking game. Either way, its a big win.
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