Ya it’s really frustrating… took my toothpaste and my Black Ant boner pills. I didn’t even get to use them on any depraved English women. And apparently my cologne was really suspect, too.
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HAHA well that does sound frustrating… but also pretty funny.
Wasn’t funny to me…
Black ant sounds painful. But I’m glad you have access to your favorite stuff now. 
They work !
How do yall do this? I swear my wife and daughter get away with things like this all the time. My wife will start talking with a stranger and wind up having some new/cool experience.
My daughter just walks around looking cute and gets stuff for free almost constantly. There was a homeless dude outside the grocery store with a dog. My daughter goes up and asks to pet the dog and the homeless dude gives her money to buy something for herself in the store.
My wife drives a recent model caddilac, like, wtf is a homeless dude giving my daughter money for??
Idk, maybe it’s just y’all being kind/caring people. Femininity is a superpower.
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HAHAHA that is a fantastic story and it says a lot about the charisma of the ladies in your life. I bet they’re delightful. One of these days I’m going to meet your wifey and we’re going to be frands!!
Oh, I actually scored a free slice of cheesecake at the end of our meal. But the waiter did know that it was my b-day. So that wasn’t too wild and crazy.
But the lady and her husband were there and I was being loud because the beer blew my mind, and then she said… “did you try the one with mango?” And I was like YES IT WAS AMAZING. And then we started talking about guns. And then she told me about her farm and her animals. And who doesn’t love animals? So we hit it off, and I think we might go shooting together. 
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Hells Yeah!! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope you had the most fabulous day ever!
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Thank you sweet friend!! It was lovely!! 
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My hidden superpower is that strangers will walk up to me anywhere I’m at and tell me their life story.
I don’t know why.
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Generally speaking when 2 women “hit it off” randomly in a public place theres almost never going to be an ulterior motive that either of them have to worry about. Wanna come over and look at my miniature donkeys? Sure! Sounds great
Worst case scenario 99% of the time is that its awkward and you never see each other again.
Its almost unthinkable a woman would offer a guy that she just met that same kind of offer, likely for a variety of reasons Im sure you could guess at. Call it socialized or biology or evolution or past experience or whatever… Theres reasons
As for the homeless guy… Well, little kids are really stinkin’ cute and its feels good to do nice things for kids and short of being out of his mind of drugs being homeless doesnt override the urge to do something nice for them.
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No clue, most people don’t come up to the 6’3 290 lb dude (me) and randomly start talking to me unless I am out with the wife and kids.
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Ah, you’re approachable! That’s a great characteristic to have.
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The key is to find common ground and bond over it.
To be honest, I think this was a special scenario because their place is open to the public. It actually functions as a therapy farm for special-needs kiddos. I don’t usually get invitations to people’s homes haha.
But I completely get what you’re saying and agree. Women and men don’t usually hit it off in the same way as women do with other women. This is probably a good thing considering how charming Ted Bundy was.
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Strangely enough, I’ve never been able to “hit it off” with another woman the way you describe, but have with several men.
I have female friends, but they are more like (mostly older) sisters
There seems to be some disconnect with the way I think and what I’m interested in.
I’ve never actually just “hung out” with friends regularly until last quarter and summer
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Dude, same. It’s a blessing and a curse. Lol
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Yep that’s why I used the word usually, and italicized it.
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Not to clog up Danni’s log, and also I mean this with zero disrespect, but from what you write on these forums worried about the impact non-carnivore foods might have on your body, but you’re, happy to swallow luminescent green Chinese boner pills? What the heck is supposed to be in those things?!
Wild!
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Dude…it’s Yohimbe… which is in Spike energy drinks
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Fair enough, just looked crazy.
It’s banned in the UK, which might be why it confiscated, the toothpaste though…?!
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