Curl Jockeys Go Too Far

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[quote]Travacolypse wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
confusedjake wrote:
This was on page 3 of the thread in response to a different guys picture. It’s too rediculous but it just might be real.

"bro…dont lay off your arms. dont worry about balancing out. as you get older your back will get wider. most 18 year olds dont have lats, they come after 21 for most guys.

your unbalanced body may be bad for the miscers, but screw them.

girls will be all over you in college. who do you want to impress more, girls or the misc?

your abs are good. chest could be better. just keep it up bro, and if you can at some point wear a tank or go shirtless in college. you will get laid. ALOT."

im all lawled out right now.

Mmm, it might not work that way in community college, but if you go to a real school that’s pretty accurate advice. All it takes is a little muscularity to get a lot of positive attention in most college towns. Women are outright searching for reasons to sleep with a guy, and it doesn’t take much to convince.

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except those dudes look like chumps when you have a bigger chest and arms…and back…and legs…and shoulders.

and all it takes is a little muscularity to get positive comments anyway. i was having people tell me i was “jacked” left and right when i was 170 pounds, a youngster called me muscleman as i walked through a parking lot, and crackheads ooo’d and awww’d at my physique stating that i must be able to bench at least 250 lol.

i just think its funny when peoples whole ambition with lifting is just to impress chicks. its not hard to impress chicks thats why i think you should do it for yourself cause when youre confident with yourself chicks dig it.

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[quote]eigieinhamr wrote:

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best thread, EVER

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[quote]JackedAndSwole wrote:
power_bulker wrote:
I think I found some new vocab terms:

fraudin’ - not being honest over the interweb

miscers - people on message boards?

That forum is completely unrelated to bodybuilding. It is in no way serious.[/quote]

Fixed

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[quote]schultzie wrote:
lol[/quote]

Is it just me or does that pic that schultzie posted look photoshopped? Look at the difference in the color of the dudes arms. And it would explain why the rest of him is small.

I contend there is no way that guy could have arms that big.

Could be an all time low, just trying to impress the “miscers” LOL

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He would’nt get much attention from the chicks round here. Just having big arms would make you look like a sad loser. Seriously, wtf? How desperate are college chicks lol.

And bb.com is notorious for having its members bench 1rm similar or same as there squat 1rm. They’re stupid enough to post there lifting stats in there profile, despite how unbalanced there lifts are.

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[quote]aussie101 wrote:
He would’nt get much attention from the chicks round here. Just having big arms would make you look like a sad loser. Seriously, wtf? How desperate are college chicks lol.

And bb.com is notorious for having its members bench 1rm similar or same as there squat 1rm. They’re stupid enough to post there lifting stats in their profile, despite how unbalanced their lifts are. [/quote]

Fixed.

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[quote]JackedAndSwole wrote:
aussie101 wrote:
He wouldn’t get much attention from the chicks round here. Just having big arms would make you look like a sad loser. Seriously, wtf? How desperate are college chicks lol.

And bb.com is notorious for having its members bench 1rm similar or same as their squat 1rm. They’re stupid enough to post their lifting stats in their profile, despite how unbalanced their lifts are.

Fixed.[/quote]

No, fixed. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
JackedAndSwole wrote:
aussie101 wrote:
He wouldn’t get much attention from the chicks round here. Just having big arms would make you look like a sad loser. Seriously, wtf? How desperate are college chicks lol.

And bb.com is notorious for having its members bench 1rm similar or same as their squat 1rm. They’re stupid enough to post their lifting stats in their profile, despite how unbalanced their lifts are.

Fixed.

No, fixed. ;-P[/quote]

wrong, there i did it for you.

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i was just checking out their misc section, some funny shit.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i was just checking out their misc section, some funny shit. [/quote]

Jesus wept.

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There really seems to be a lot of homo there. “Not that there is anything wrong with that”

And the “english” they type out there…it’s horrible. I understand typing something out to sound ‘ganstah’ or funny…but to type out EVERYTHING like your some f*cking retard? Honestly; give it a rest.

I had a blast laughing at these peoples’ sigs though…lozzzzers!

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Travacolypse wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
confusedjake wrote:
This was on page 3 of the thread in response to a different guys picture. It’s too rediculous but it just might be real.

"bro…dont lay off your arms. dont worry about balancing out. as you get older your back will get wider. most 18 year olds dont have lats, they come after 21 for most guys.

your unbalanced body may be bad for the miscers, but screw them.

girls will be all over you in college. who do you want to impress more, girls or the misc?

your abs are good. chest could be better. just keep it up bro, and if you can at some point wear a tank or go shirtless in college. you will get laid. ALOT."

im all lawled out right now.

Mmm, it might not work that way in community college, but if you go to a real school that’s pretty accurate advice. All it takes is a little muscularity to get a lot of positive attention in most college towns. Women are outright searching for reasons to sleep with a guy, and it doesn’t take much to convince.

except those dudes look like chumps when you have a bigger chest and arms…and back…and legs…and shoulders.

and all it takes is a little muscularity to get positive comments anyway. i was having people tell me i was “jacked” left and right when i was 170 pounds, a youngster called me muscleman as i walked through a parking lot, and crackheads ooo’d and awww’d at my physique stating that i must be able to bench at least 250 lol.

i just think its funny when peoples whole ambition with lifting is just to impress chicks. its not hard to impress chicks thats why i think you should do it for yourself cause when youre confident with yourself chicks dig it.[/quote]

Maybe, but we weren’t talking about comparisons between you and him. We were talking about whether the original comment was “lawl”-worthy. Since you agreed with my comment, you implicitly agree with the original, which means your “lawl” is rubbish, as I already pointed out.

Try to keep up.

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BRB going to the MMA section, talking shit about pros, critiquing their style, saying they can’t throw punches, being elitist with these stats…

Age: 15
Height: 5’3"
Weight 110lbs
Years training MMA: none
Fights been in: none
Virgin: yes

LOL

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[quote]Brant_Drake wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i was just checking out their misc section, some funny shit.

Jesus wept.[/quote]

HOLY SHIT,

[quote]BRAH wrote:
******Im not gay but i would do it for 5000.

Who ****ing cares, 30 mins of butt sexs and 30 mins of blowing that 5k on shit, well worth it to me.

Plus i think the male g spot is in the ass so might as well try it once and see what its like…

No homo[/quote]

LOL

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there are so many retards there. i feel dirty ordering products from their store.

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[quote]Travacolypse wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Travacolypse wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
confusedjake wrote:
This was on page 3 of the thread in response to a different guys picture. It’s too rediculous but it just might be real.

"bro…dont lay off your arms. dont worry about balancing out. as you get older your back will get wider. most 18 year olds dont have lats, they come after 21 for most guys.

your unbalanced body may be bad for the miscers, but screw them.

girls will be all over you in college. who do you want to impress more, girls or the misc?

your abs are good. chest could be better. just keep it up bro, and if you can at some point wear a tank or go shirtless in college. you will get laid. ALOT."

im all lawled out right now.

Mmm, it might not work that way in community college, but if you go to a real school that’s pretty accurate advice. All it takes is a little muscularity to get a lot of positive attention in most college towns. Women are outright searching for reasons to sleep with a guy, and it doesn’t take much to convince.

except those dudes look like chumps when you have a bigger chest and arms…and back…and legs…and shoulders.

and all it takes is a little muscularity to get positive comments anyway. i was having people tell me i was “jacked” left and right when i was 170 pounds, a youngster called me muscleman as i walked through a parking lot, and crackheads ooo’d and awww’d at my physique stating that i must be able to bench at least 250 lol.

i just think its funny when peoples whole ambition with lifting is just to impress chicks. its not hard to impress chicks thats why i think you should do it for yourself cause when youre confident with yourself chicks dig it.

Maybe, but we weren’t talking about comparisons between you and him. We were talking about whether the original comment was “lawl”-worthy. Since you agreed with my comment, you implicitly agree with the original, which means your “lawl” is rubbish, as I already pointed out.

Try to keep up.[/quote]

ur gay.

try to keep up.

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[quote]matso1236 wrote:
Brant_Drake wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i was just checking out their misc section, some funny shit.

Jesus wept.

HOLY SHIT,

BRAH wrote:
******Im not gay but i would do it for 5000.

Who ****ing cares, 30 mins of butt sexs and 30 mins of blowing that 5k on shit, well worth it to me.

Plus i think the male g spot is in the ass so might as well try it once and see what its like…

No homo

LOL[/quote]

dude they be like, id do that shit for free (no homo)

or like, ill do it as long as he doesnt kiss me at the end.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:

ur gay.

try to keep up.[/quote]

K, I started taking notes.

If you write a book called “knowledge from mom’s basement,” make sure T-Nation is the first to know.

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[quote]Travacolypse wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:

ur gay.

try to keep up.

K, I started taking notes.

If you write a book called “knowledge from mom’s basement,” make sure T-Nation is the first to know.[/quote]

wow, sick burn. i will definately let T-Nation know if i ever do that. if you ever write a funny joke or smart comeback let me know too, k?

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[quote]hardgnr wrote:
What is with those guys and the word brah.[/quote]

its some bb.com fad… everyone is doing it brah!