Crimes Against Nutrition

What is your favorite oil/ recipe for making mayonnaise?

Priceless! :rofl:

I’m stuck in a perpetual loop of not having rice chex because I don’t do that-> i don’t do that because I don’t have them.

But every time I see you do it I think “that looks really awesome. Id love that.”.

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Try it :smiling_face_with_horns:

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I will. If the chex make it that far. That far being back to my house, then avoiding the pitfalls of being food in my kitchen.

Cereals of any type get a scoop of swiss miss and down the hatch.

Swiss misss is my version of “It puts the lotion on its skin!”.

I’m a cereal killer. :neutral_face:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Cereals of any type get a scoop of swiss miss and down the hatch.

If you’re a peanut butter fiend like me, another hot tip is PB2/peanut butter powder on top of the cereal.

You can either turn ANY cereal into peanut butter cereal, or you can make peanut butter cereal even MORE peanutbuttery. Like PB Captain Crunch of Resses puffs.

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I don’t know if I should tell Jed about this or not. :thinking: He is definitely a peanut butter fiend.

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It’s honestly a nice sneaky way to up the protein content a touch. Especially if you go for the “naked PB” variant, since they don’t include sugars. Since the cereal already has enough, haha.

He said he would try it! I’m always excited when he wants to try "new: things. It’s on the grocery list. Thanks!

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Absolutely! Happy to hear it.

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You guys need to put your heads together and make healthy muddy buddies/puppy chow.

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Oh man, I spent SO long frankensteining foods into “healthy” versions that it’s what put me onto carnivore in the first place, haha. I had basically Ship of Thesus’d food to the point that you couldn’t identify where any real food actually ever existed.

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Yeah, I used to think this was amazing, but hate it now.

For funsies, I had AI make a meme about this idea. I apologize to all three of you in advance.

Captain Shitstorm.

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You are squandering your talents here and I am all for it.

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That is awesome.

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OMG! That’s perfect!

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:rofl:

That requires no apology. Only applause. :clap: :clap:

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Glad you like it.

Full confession, I originally thought it would be an interesting ice cream idea, but then decided the Captain Planet thing was funnier, and while specifying peoples profiles it might have pulled your pre-beard face for one of the characters.

Not sure why it decided Sky is an unemployed millennial.

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I have three basic looks- angry skinhead, greyman, and dirty hippy.

At any given point I can appear as any one of them. This doesn’t just give ai problems, it gives real people that I interact with on a semi-regular basis problems.

Especially when you consider the asynchronous nature of a digital footprint.

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