Creepiest Commercial Ever?

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[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:

W T Ever Loving F???

I am going to have nightmares about that.

Pickle surprise!

DB

No kidding, I honestly can’t get over just how creepy it is.

Is the blonde girl the same person who’s playing the pickle?

And really, does anyone honestly know what the fuck that commercial is about? Is it an ad for something?

I’m genuinely curious/terrified…[/quote]

Holy whackbags Batman! That is the most effed up commercial I have ever seen.

And Bauer, I think it’s an ad for Mayo that tastes like pickles or something.

PICKLE SURPRISE!

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[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
And really, does anyone honestly know what the fuck that commercial is about? Is it an ad for something?[/quote]

Google is your friend.

About that particular piece: http://www.vdb.org/smackn.acgi$tapedetail?PICKLESURP

About the guy that filmed it: http://www.vdb.org/packages/sexywiggy/sexywiggydesserty.html

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yeah thanx asshole now im gonna have some fucked up nightmares. hahaha shittin christ man…

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[quote]WildCelt wrote:
I used to use Azureus but now I use Utorrent.

Ahh. Tried KaaZaa - too much spyware. Tried Frostwire - sucked. Did get some Mr. Bean episodes. Couldn’t find any F.T. or Blackadder.

Thanks

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Try DC++ network. Use RevConnect.

Or the eDonket network. Use eMule for that.

I actually found Blackadder on eMule. It was awhile ago though.

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[quote]malonetd wrote:
Not to totally hijack the thread, but why do you no longer use Azureus? I have never had any problems with it.[/quote]

I don’t know why the dude is not using Azureus. maybe he didn’t like it.

I can vouch that uTorrent is the better one since I have used both.

uTorrent is faster. Less memory footprint: the program file is about 1/10 megabytes in size.

Azureus takes a hell of alot more space, both on drive and in memory. Especially when downloading alot of torrents. This is especially annoying when running a game or Photoshop.

uTorrent is simpler. There are alot less settings. you just start it up and put in the torrent. It just works.

Azureus you have to set it up. This can sometimes be time consuming when problems start up with it.

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Creapiest/Funniest Commercial:

I love those damn dead hampsters. I really liked these commercials when they were on. I always thought they were funny.

Not sure what ever made them think that dead hampsters would sell lots of subs?!?

After further looking it says that you can purchase these creapy “toys”…
http://www.printshop.co.uk/rgtoys.asp?siteid=111&prodcatid=196
And they call them sponge monkeys. That’s just sick and weird.

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[quote]BrindlePit wrote:
Creapiest/Funniest Commercial:

I love those damn dead hampsters. I really liked these commercials when they were on. I always thought they were funny.

Not sure what ever made them think that dead hampsters would sell lots of subs?!?

After further looking it says that you can purchase these creapy “toys”…
http://www.printshop.co.uk/rgtoys.asp?siteid=111&prodcatid=196
And they call them sponge monkeys. That’s just sick and weird. [/quote]

Don’t forgot their own music video:

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

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How about the “scary car commercial”?

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[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Not to totally hijack the thread, but why do you no longer use Azureus? I have never had any problems with it.

I don’t know why the dude is not using Azureus. maybe he didn’t like it.

I can vouch that uTorrent is the better one since I have used both.
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[quote]Molotov_Coktease wrote:
Molotov_Coktease wrote:
I used to use Azureus but now I use Utorrent.

I had no problems with Azureus, I simply wanted to try out a different program. tbh, there isn’t much of a difference…only slight.
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Just so you know I’m not a dude, and it was me who switched from Azureus. I agree that utorrent is better, but as I said above, its just slightly.

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[quote]Petedacook wrote:
No brother, this is the creepiest commercial ever made.

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OMG, that was extremely bizarre and sick. Was that actually a commercial?

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[quote]Colucci wrote:

Is it just me, or is this the creepiest commercial ever to be put on television?

I saw it on tv tonight and for half a second I thought it was an old commercial. Then I realized he was wearing an iPod and he jsut wasn’t real. I actually felt creeped out.

Am I just a big girl, or is this just not right?[/quote]

Nah…that’s harmless.

THIS is fucking creepy…

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[quote]Puny@138 wrote:

Nah…that’s harmless.

THIS is fucking creepy…

i-am-bored.com [/quote]

Eh, that’s a little weird, but Pickle Surprise trumps that story in terms of creepiness…

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Those weren’t so bad. Here’s mine:

I am not a morning person, so I would probably be driven to kill these people.

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I think the pickle suprise was an ad for English muffins, but also featured Hellmans and Oscayer Mayer Ham.

These are some comments from youtube:

"Directed and produced by Tom Rubnitz in 1989, “Pickle Surprise!”(1989) is a perfect example of the wickedly-whacked-world-view that those demented denizens at the Pyramid Club could conjure from the ether after just a few rounds of cocktails and a big ole spliff. "

Also, http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pickle

"The pickle surprise is a mysterious entity. Little is known of it, because mortals who look upon it are driven mad. Either that or maybe they just don’t feel like talking. Those who have witnessed the pickle surprise were never able to sleep again, and found that Oprah Winfrey haunted their non-existant dreams forevermore. Nevertheless, few have ever come out of an encounter with the pickle surprise unscathed. The sacred sequence for the creation of a pickle surprise is as follows:

* First, take an english muffin.
* Spread sandwich spread.
* Add ham.

"At this point, all who attempted to create a pickle surprise were driven to madness by an unknown force. As a result, the Geneva Convention has banned the creation, distribution, consumption, sublimation, donation, gestation, ovation, salvation, temptation, vibration, vacuumation, mastication, imagination, and vacation of this phenomenon. "

It seems Tom Rubnitz made some whacked out commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VExDepqzo

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[quote]Petedacook wrote:
Colucci wrote:

Is it just me, or is this the creepiest commercial ever to be put on television?

I saw it on tv tonight and for half a second I thought it was an old commercial. Then I realized he was wearing an iPod and he jsut wasn’t real. I actually felt creeped out.

Am I just a big girl, or is this just not right?

No brother, this is the creepiest commercial ever made.

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My god…
I simply cannot believe that shit.
Oh well… Lombotamy time
OH yah, and revenge is a sweet sweet thing Petedacook

A sweet sweet thing
Beward of the milky pirate!