[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Fuck, it’s not moving into my house, that’s for sure!
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Awww…Take him in Bushy!! He’s really cute - you know you can’t turn him out into the cold, cruel world now! : )
Actually, since you’ve taught him not to fear humans, it is kinda cruel.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
If that happened to me, I would have torn the squirrel into pieces immediately. [/quote]
Dude, that’s pretty savage of you.
BBB, you fed the little guy, I doubt he’ll just run off if you ignore him. Leave a trail of nuts for him to follow off into someone else’s house!
Just remember, the cuter the animal the more anabolic their meat is.
Strike now while he’s at his peak!
I had a spot in my attic in which the side of my house didn’t connect to the roof all the way. So all winter I’d get squirrels ruffling around and tearing up the insulation up in my attic. Before I realized how they were getting in I put a squirrel trap up there (havahart, because I didn’t want to be cruel).
5 times within 2 weeks I caught a squirrel up there, took them outback and put a couple bbs in their brain. Problem solved.
Once when I was a kid, a squirrel nest felt from a tree from my neighboor friend. there was 4-5 squirrel in the nest. We could pet them and hold em, except one: the BLACK one who would bite us. Now 10 year later he is the only one I see still around. He screams at cat as if he wants to attack them.
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
Once when I was a kid, a squirrel nest felt from a tree from my neighboor friend. there was 4-5 squirrel in the nest. We could pet them and hold em, except one: the BLACK one who would bite us. Now 10 year later he is the only one I see still around. He screams at cat as if he wants to attack them. [/quote]
You are so racist.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
Once when I was a kid, a squirrel nest felt from a tree from my neighboor friend. there was 4-5 squirrel in the nest. We could pet them and hold em, except one: the BLACK one who would bite us. Now 10 year later he is the only one I see still around. He screams at cat as if he wants to attack them. [/quote]
You are so racist.[/quote]
Seriously, way to bring race into the thread you fucking bigot. This world is bad enough without you profiling the animal kingdom…
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
He’s still here. Looks like he got up in the night to eat the peanuts I left, then went back to sleep in the popcorn box in the dog kennel (no dog in there).
It’s eating more peanuts and just fell into my green tea and honey. Hope it didn’t void, since I drank the rest, hahaha! My girlfriend eats a mix of nuts and seeds for breakfast which seem perfect for the critter.
He seems to be imprinting on me quite heavily. If I move more than say 5 feet away, it leaps off whatever it’s on and comes to find me.
Damn, might have to start thinking of names if this keeps up.
BBB[/quote]
If you name him , you aren’t going to let him go.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
He’s still here. Looks like he got up in the night to eat the peanuts I left, then went back to sleep in the popcorn box in the dog kennel (no dog in there).
It’s eating more peanuts and just fell into my green tea and honey. Hope it didn’t void, since I drank the rest, hahaha! My girlfriend eats a mix of nuts and seeds for breakfast which seem perfect for the critter.
He seems to be imprinting on me quite heavily. If I move more than say 5 feet away, it leaps off whatever it’s on and comes to find me.
Damn, might have to start thinking of names if this keeps up.
BBB[/quote]
You’re clearly totally squirrelwhipped.
Makkun
So, can this be another pick a name thread?
Drakuss, Destroyer of Worlds?
Crawl the Warrior King.
Take it to the gym BBB
EDIT - he’s all natty btw I trained this one myself.
Wait, is it a boy or a girl?
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Crawl the Warrior King.[/quote]
LOL +1
How about chip or dale?
A good name for any squirrel would be Captain Schrumpfs.
[quote]Nards wrote:
A good name for any squirrel would be Captain Schrumpfs.[/quote]
Damn perfect. Kinda makes me wanna get a squirrell.