In my younger years I did enough crazy things that I really have no business walking the earth. I’ve slowed that down for the most part. The most recent thing I can think of is jumping on my motorcyle, riding 3/4 of the way across the continent to New Mexico and heading north to ride the rockies back to Canada. I spent most nights sleeping in rest stops and farmer fields. The best part of the trip was planning to meet up with this crazy ass broad, who I met online, for lunch and staying 5 days and making one of my most treasured friendships. I think she hangs around this site sometimes.
This one morning I was feeling really crazy and I brushed my teeth before my shower.
I once tore the tag off a mattress. I know, call me wild, crazy and an outlaw…but hey, ya only live once…
[quote]Jillybop wrote:
OK, I didn’t expect any confusion on this one. The guys used to bite the girls’ asses - and we did it to them for a change. Kinda loses the funny when you have to explain it…
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Thanks, glad you clarified that. Funny part was, Croak was defending it…thats what got me started worrying…
I killed a bunch of people once.
[quote]dahun2 wrote:
I once tore the tag off a mattress. I know, call me wild, crazy and an outlaw…but hey, ya only live once…[/quote]
Haha! I’m telling and you are gonna go to prison. I bet you have some crazy stories after that!
[quote]mindeffer01 wrote:
dahun2 wrote:
I once tore the tag off a mattress. I know, call me wild, crazy and an outlaw…but hey, ya only live once…
Haha! I’m telling and you are gonna go to prison. I bet you have some crazy stories after that!
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I have been on-the-lamb ever since…
There probably are better ones but might as well post the one that makes me look really stupid…
Drank way too many shots back to back after drinking a lot of beer
decided to half walk and half let my buddy carry me around the apartments which were on campus
found 3 girls
asked “which one of yall are tryin to get fucked in the face”, which seemed like a great line
surprisingly, all 3 declined
walked about 15 feet from there
pushed over a motorcycle (frustrated because the pick up line that i just learned from david d’angelo’s advanced drunken stupor techniques volume 2 failed)
the cops were upstairs for some reason so they ran down when upon hearing the motorcycle crash
took off running, tripped, got up and ran some more
realized there was no chance in hell I was gonna get away so threw my beer down and yelled “yall don’t got shit on me”
cops really had shit on me
beer bottle broke (i became sad and almost cried)
was put in hand cuffs
asked the female cop for her number she replied, “911, asshole”
called one of the male cops barney fife, the others mf’ers and punk bitches
continued to cuss them out, then cussed out the magistrate.
he sets really expensive bond
spent the night in jail
still didn’t realize I had major problems so more great stories followed
ah, the memories
P.S. I’m not really a cop hating, vandalizing, alcoholic, girl insulting asshole. At least not any more.
got married when i was 23 to my 18 year old GF, didn’t tell my family, jumped on a plane and left Colombia and started a new life here in the USA. might not be as crazy as some other ones here but this took alot of balls. so far been married for 3.5 years, fmaily is cooll now with everything, but boy was it hard.
Break 50mph in my aerobars (no brakes) on a downhill on Boston Post Road.
For you North Easterners you know thats pretty populated :-).
[quote]TriGWU wrote:
Break 50mph in my [/quote]aerobars[quote] (no brakes) on a downhill on Boston Post Road.
For you North Easterners you know thats pretty populated :-).
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Now if I only knew what an “Aerobar” was, I might understand this.
Could it possibly be someplace you stop to get drunk in the sky?
I used to dive in Jr. High and frosh yr. of HS, at summer camp, I was dared to do an inward 1.5 flip (face the board, jump, flip, land head first in the water, ideally). I learned shortly before my face hit the diving board that I hadn’t quite mastered this dive. My buddy from the team said I was like a “Looney Tunes” scene where I kind of hit, stopped, and slowly slid off the board. I didn’t really dive much after that. Probably the stupidest crazy thing I’ve ever done.
Once tried to pull a cops pants down…didn’t go down very well (the pants)…took off running, end of that…If I only would have pulled harder! Damn belts
I don’t hate cops or anything, just some good old fashioned peer pressure, and I am the craziest one in my group of friends…
Ah…where do I start?
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Towing a stolen shopping cart with my car down a busy road AND convincing the officer not to give me a felony.
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Stealing the keys to various buildings on my college campus and using them for my personal needs such as…um, never mind;-)
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Making myself a card that lets me into every building on campus that is not traceable
that is all I can think of right now…I am tired.
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[quote]dahun2 wrote:
TriGWU wrote:
Break 50mph in my aerobars (no brakes) on a downhill on Boston Post Road.
For you North Easterners you know thats pretty populated :-).
Now if I only knew what an “Aerobar” was, I might understand this.
Could it possibly be someplace you stop to get drunk in the sky?[/quote]
Here is a picture of Lance in aerobars (the handle bars where the arms are brought together and outstraight (elbows rest on pads).
[quote]carter12 wrote:
asked “which one of yall are tryin to get fucked in the face”, which seemed like a great line
surprisingly, all 3 declined
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That’s my fave pickup line ever. People who don’t appreciate tasteless things don’t deserve such great lines.
[quote]cap’nsalty wrote:
That’s my fave pickup line ever. People who don’t appreciate tasteless things don’t deserve such great lines.[/quote]
I know dude. It’s sad that I was too drunk to realize they wouldn’t appreciate it before I asked. I could’ve saved it for another girl.
Speaking of taste, I once went on a 3 day drunk binge without showering and a girl puked her internal organs up all over my friend’s mom’s room after tasting my cock. I’m talking exorcist type of shit.
OK yea, some skeletons are better left in the closet. Sorry.
[quote]carter12 wrote:
realized there was no chance in hell I was gonna get away so threw my beer down and yelled “yall don’t got shit on me”
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Holy shit . . . LMFAO
LMFAO
[quote]carter12 wrote:
Speaking of taste, I once went on a 3 day drunk binge without showering and a girl puked her internal organs up all over my friend’s mom’s room after tasting my cock. I’m talking exorcist type of shit.
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No sure if I’d share that one with the general public…(close friends for that matter)